I don't care how it's implemented, but I was telling bad puns today and realized how much use I could get out of a consumable that plays a rimshot on use. Could be something like using it drops two drums and a cymbal, or the player pulls out a temporary drumset like a lockbox and plays the rimshot. Either way I need this in my life.

(If you need money add this into a "jokester" prize box with the disguise kit, a "trapped flower" (water flower thingy), a clown nose accessory, and rainbow afro accessory)