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[Fanfic] The Downward Spiral - a kinda silly retelling of the Spiral Knights story (canceled, sorry)

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Fri, 12/15/2017 - 11:20
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Xaurian

In which a knight literally named Mary Sue does all the cliches, all of them, featuring multiple confusing perspectives! A set of three asterisks (* * *) notes when the perspective flips between Mary Sue, the Narrator, and possibly other characters.

This fanfic isn't quite serious, but may get so later on.

Updates are not guaranteed due to my laziness, but patience will eventually reward you if you want to have a laugh.

Index
Chapter 1: Crash & Burn
Chapter 2: Jump The Chasm, Crossing The Shark
Chapter 3: It's Not Isora, But It's Home (For Now)
Chapter 4: Ripping Sprites
Chapter 5: Collecting A Bounty
Chapter 6: Edgy Shadow of The Edgy Beast
Chapter 7: Hi, Knight Mays Here With The NEW Threat!
Chapter 8: The Royal Jelly King Of Many Names
Chapter 9: Yet Another New Threat
Chapter 10: Project ARF
There was going to be more, but it was canceled. Please see the discontinuation notice by clicking here.
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Prologue

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is...oh who am I kidding, I can't say this with a straight face. Let's try that again...

In the edgy cliché of the random time period, there is a knight named Mary Sue aboard the spaceship Skylark with countless other knights, as it flees from the Morai Wars in search of a power to save their homeworld, which is probably molten glass by now. We shall focus everything on her now, as I, the narrator, am absolutely not a character but she is. Oh wait, I am one.

Whatever.
* * *
"Nothing exciting ever happens here." I thought to myself as I wandered the ship's recreation room. I overheard people chatting.

"What do you think is down on that planet?" One knight asked another.

"The dankest memes in the galaxy?" Another guessed.

I sat down at a table and looked out the window. Down below was our most recent visit, a strange mechanical world. They said there was an incredibly powerful energy signature coming from this exoplanet. Ever since we set off from Isora, we just kept jumping from star to star, planet to planet trying to find anything to turn the tide of the war we were in.

If only my "perfect" foresight, as Intel Agent Kora put it during my promotion to Knight, knew better.

BOOM!!

Everything lurched to the left, jolting me out of my seat.

"What was that!?" I shouted, getting back to my feet.

I could barely hear myself over a horrible droning noise that didn't sound like the usual commotion on the ship along with others shouting and screaming. The lights went out, but I could see a pinkish glow in the distance down the hallway leading into the rec room, which gave way to the familiar yellowish-white glow of fire.

"All hands, evacuate. The Skylark is under attack." An voice said over the intercom as the lights came back on. Klaxons began sounding.

All hell broke loose after that. A magenta laser beam tore through the rec room, melting parts of the ship and setting stuff on fire. Everyone began to panic.

"We're all gonna die!" A knight shouted, paralyzed with fear.

Remembering the evacuation drill, I sat up and began running to the emergency stairwell.

"Get to the escape pods on deck ninety-three!" I shouted.

Explosions rang through the ship as I climbed down the stairs. Many other knights were also heading down or up the emergency stairwell to deck ninety-three, where the escape pods were. It was a stampede.

"All hands, evacuate. The Skylark is under attack." The intercom repeated.

I reached deck ninety-three at last, only to watch as numerous pink beams tore through the ship right in front of me. Fires raged on deck as people scrambled to try and find any escape pod they could, including me. I made a mad dash for the first pod I could see. Once I got inside, I slammed the hatch shut and waited for the launch sequence to eject it from the Skylark.

"All hands, evacuate. The Skylark is..." The intercom repeated again, as my escape pod was launched out of the ship.

As I looked out the window of the escape pod, I spotted many other pods launching. I couldn't count how many launched, there were far too many. While the evacuation got underway, magenta laser beams continued to tear the Skylark to pieces. Explosions blossomed across the hull. I began flipping through the channels on my comlink, trying to listen in on anything happening as my escape pod fell to the planet below. Panicked screams and chaos were mixed with white noise as channels fell silent.

The Skylark began falling to the planet below as well, the attack having ceased as suddenly as it began. As my escape pod fell through the atmosphere, I began to wonder.

"Who shot us out of the sky? Why? What for?" I thought to myself.

But my pondering was cut short as the escape pod hit the ground suddenly, the jolt knocking me out.
* * *
And so, the Skylark was swiftly and brutally blown out of the sky by something on the surface of this strange planet, Cradle. What awaits our little Mary Sue?

Find out in The Downward Spiral...

Tue, 12/19/2017 - 12:18
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Xaurian
Chapter 1: Crash & Burn

* * *
I slowly came back to my senses. The sudden crash of the pod had knocked me out. Out the window, I could see a clear blue sky and soft white clouds. Instinctively, I grabbed the emergency hatch and turned it to open the pod. The handle broke free of the door and ended up in my hand. I looked around the pod for the emergency kit and opened it.

Retrieving a Proto Sword, Proto Shield and Proto Gun, I opened the door of the escape pod and stepped out onto the surface of this strange world. A cool breeze greeted me. I looked around, trying to establish where I had descended to. Off in the distance, I could see a large pillar of smoke rising just over the horizon.

"The Skylark must have crashed there." I thought to myself.

I equipped my shield, keeping my gun and sword holstered, and began walking down the rocky pathway towards the crash site. As I did, I came across a second crashed escape pod. I established a comlink.

"Knight Mary Sue calling, is anyone out there?" I asked.

"Is this a new and exciting dank meme?" A voice asked over the comlink.

"...I'm sorry, what?" I replied.

The door of the pod opened and another knight stepped out. He was wearing a Spiral Pith Helm and a Spiral Brigandine, both of a Cool color scheme.

"Oh, just another knight. Okay then." He said.

"Well, at least I'm not alone out here." I mused. "Who are you, anyway?"

"Squire Adrian Weiss." He stated. "Pleasure to meet you, Mary."

I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. A small green critter crawling towards us.

"But what is it with you and memes, anyway?" I asked.

"They're dank, okay?" Adrian answered. As I tried to keep my attention on both him and the critter, it suddenly stopped and began waving its tongue around. More of the little green creatures began approaching us.

"...I think we have company!" I said, whipping out my Proto Gun and shooting at one of them. It lashed me with its tongue. "Urk!"

Adrian promptly killed it with his Proto Sword.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

"I'm fine. We should probably make a run for it before they try anything else." I said.

We began running in the opposite direction to where the critters had come from, trying to reach the Skylark's wreck, only to find a sheer rock wall in front of us...and nowhere else to run.

"We may have gone the wrong way." I said, turning around to see the horde of critters approaching. "Try calling for backup, Adrian. I'll fend them off."

I pulled out my Proto Sword and rushed towards them, cutting through them and trying to keep them away from Adrian. I could hear him over the comlink calling for help.

"This is Squire Adrian Weiss! We're trapped and being attacked somewhere near the Skylark crash site! Requesting reinforcements! Can anyone hear me?"

A hail of golden needles suddenly came out of nowhere and hit the critters, exploding into a shower of shards.

"Yes, I can." A knight said, approaching with a Blitz Needle. "Recon Knight Rhendon here. You called?"

Rhendon then assisted me in cleaning up the remaining enemies.

"So, where are we?" I asked Rhendon.

"We've crashed on the surface of a planet apparently called Cradle." Rhendon answered. "Some survivors have formed a rescue camp nearby for survivors of the Skylark crash. We should get going there, the sun is setting."

"Got it." I said. "Escort us there."
* * *
Rhendon escorted Mary and Adrian to the Rescue Camp. A somewhat uneventful journey, if I might add...not. Close to the entrance, Mary spotted something strange.
* * *
As we made our way to the Rescue Camp, I started noticing trees with bits of machinery sticking out of them. They didn't look natural at all.

"Has anyone noticed the trees?" I asked. "They look extremely weird."

But as I was walking while looking around, I bumped into one of the trees. This one was of a darker coloration than the others, it was larger, and it seemed like an axe was hanging from one of the branches. Getting a better look, I realized the axe was part of the branch.

"...these aren't trees..." I said, realizing what was around us.

Without warning, two magenta eyes lit up on the tree, the head burst into flames and it swatted me away with its arm, sending me flying and knocking me to the ground. Adrian and Rhendon pulled out their weapons.

"How rude..." I mused, getting back up after being catapulted by the mechanical tree. The other trees woke up and began walking towards us.

I pulled out my Proto Gun and started shooting, again. It swung its axe at me, trying to cut me up. I kept walking around it in a circle, trying to move faster than it could turn. Adrian and Rhendon were distracted with the smaller trees, so I was left to fight the large tree by myself, which showed no signs of stopping.

It swung its arm at me again, but this time I decided to switch weapons to my Proto Sword and retaliate in turn. I sliced off its axe, removing the one thing that made it so dangerous.

"That should do the trick." I said, turning around and noticing Adrian and Rhendon had felled the other mechanical trees. "Guys! I stopped the giant tree!"

But then I noticed a large shadow bearing down on me. The giant mechanical tree was trying to crush me by falling on top of me! I ran out of the way, and it fell to the ground with an almighty crash. It was completely helpless after that point.

"And you almost became a Mary sandwich doing it!" Adrian joked. Me and Rhendon both laughed.

"But now let's make sure that giant tree doesn't hurt anyone else." Rhendon suggested.

I turned around to the mechanical tree again. I climbed onto it and attempted to jam its gears with my Proto Sword to no use. Adrian charged up his Proto Gun.

"Get off of it!" Adrian shouted. I jumped and ran back a safe distance. He fired his charge shot at the giant tree, causing it to explode in a shower of metal and wood chips.

"Nice kill!" I said. Then I noticed the sun was very low over the horizon. "We should probably get going. The sun's setting very soon."

We then continued our trek towards the rescue camp. After a short walk, we finally arrived.
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Author's notes:
The Chroma Whelps, Lumbers and Ironwood Sentinel are all referred to by their appearances as, at this early point, the knights wouldn't really know what they're called. It's best to assume they came up with the names later on, or found them out from the Strangers.

I replaced the Ironwood Sentinel's support with Lumbers since I felt it made more sense. Hooray, canon violations! (In-game, the actual support for the Ironwood Sentinel is Gun Puppies.)

Adrian Weiss is going to be quoting a lot of memes later on. He is after all a memester, and overly excited.

Wed, 07/04/2018 - 07:39
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Xaurian
Chapter 2: Jump The Chasm, Crossing The Shark

At the Rescue Camp, a knight greeted us. The camp was situated in a somewhat deep crater, with numerous repurposed escape pods scattered about.

"Welcome to the Rescue Camp." He said. "I'm squad leader Greta."

"Thanks." I said. "Pleasure to meet you."

"We should get you up to speed on the situation." Greta began.

"The camp has no power and night is just around the corner. Last night, the camp was besieged by all sorts of monsters. We couldn't see, and we couldn't use our defensive turrets. I don't know how many recruits we lost, probably at least seventy or more..." He explained.

"So, how we can help power the camp?" I asked, concerned.

"Our scans located an ancient generator below the camp. Something seems to be diverting the power that should be sent to the surface, so we've sent someone down to investigate." Greta continued.

"We're just gonna have to stay here?" Adrian asked.

"He should be back any time soon. He's an interesting person, I'll say that. Ran into him shortly after we crashed." Rhendon said.

"I'm feeling kind of tired, though." I said, walking towards the campsite. "I'll sit down and get some rest. It's been a long day."

"Yeah, me too." Adrian said, following me. We sat down near one repurposed pod, watching the sunset.

"There's something I'm wondering about." I said. "I saw you in the rec room before the Skylark got attacked. And the first knight I saw after the crash was you."

"Is this one of those weird coincidences like in every anime ever?" Adrian asked.

"I don't know..." I said. "Maybe it's just luck?"

Then I heard the sounds of equipment powering on. Seems like the knight down there has rerouted the generator's power to the rescue camp.

"Well, I guess we should go talk to Rhendon now that the power's on." I suggested. We walked over to Rhendon.

"Not a moment too soon." Rhendon said. The sun wasn't visible over the horizon anymore. Night was close to falling, but now the defensive turrets and lights were back online.

A knight wearing a Spiral Sallet and Spiral Cuirass, both in a Shadow color scheme, came running over to us and Rhendon. He was holding a strange silver & blue object in his hand. Pieces of it were constantly shuffling around.

"Got the generator back on." The knight said. "Also found this plot device down there."

He handed it to Rhendon and struck a dramatic pose.

"What the heck is this thing!?" He asked.

"No idea. Someone else wanted it and wasn't happy I stole it from him." The knight answered.

"Someone else?" I asked. As we conversed, the defensive turrets constantly repelled any creatures that tried to approach the Rescue Camp.

"Just a furry loser." The knight said.

"Well, if they aren't a threat, then we should be safe for the night. Thanks for the help, Knight Blake Dokuro." Rhendon said.

"...EXCUSE ME? It's Sir Dracorock!" The knight said, striking another pose.

"Right." Rhendon said. The knight walked away.

"What's up with him?" I asked.

"No idea." Rhendon said. "He's always been acting like that."

"I should probably try contacting Spiral HQ now that the power's back on." I said, attempting to call Spiral HQ on my comlink.

After a bit, it went through.

"This is Intel Agent Kora of Spiral HQ. What's your situation, over?" Kora asked.

"This is Knight Mary Sue. I hear you loud and clear. We're currently in the rescue camp that's been set up by survivors of the Skylark crash. Can you get us up to speed on any recent events?" I replied.

"Certainly. The exoplanet we crashed on is known as "Cradle". This isn't any usual world we've found before the Skylark got shot down yesterday, as the entire crust of the planet below its surface is a gargantuan mechanical complex, constantly moving like clockwork." Kora explained.

"Fascinating. Well, where are you now?" I asked.

"A short while after we crashed, we discovered a town known as "Haven" and we've moved our base of operations there. The locals have provided us with support and shelter for the time being until we can repair the Skylark. Unfortunately, it seems there's a large chasm between the Rescue Camp and Haven. As we would like to investigate the artifact Blake found near the Ancient Generator, he'll have to cross the chasm by taking the elevator down into the chasm and find another to bring him back up the other side." She continued.

"So, are there any dangers he needs to look out for while delivering the Artifact?"

"We have no information on what lies in the dark depths below, so you, Adrian and Rhendon will be escorting him across. Get some rest, so that we can carry out the operation tomorrow." She ordered.

"Got it. Good night." I said.

"Good night." Kora said, and I ended the call before heading over to Adrian.

"We've got a long day ahead of us tomorrow." I said.

"Yup. Got the info from Kora as well." He said. "Can't believe we have to do it with that Blake guy...he seems kinda scary. Not to mention edgy."

"Well, it could be worse. Let's get some rest."

And with that, we headed back to the campsite to rest.
* * *
The next day, Mary, Blake, Rhendon and Adrian prepared to enter the Clockworks and cross the chasm.
* * *
We gathered at the elevator.

"So, are you ready? No turning back after this." Rhendon asked.

"I'm ready." I said.

"Let's go!" Adrian responded.

Blake posed.

"That's settled then. Here we go..." Rhendon said, activating the elevator. We began to descend to the chasm below.

The elevator landed with a loud thud, and we set off, weapons in hand in case anything were to attack us. Heading straight along fighting off a few constructs, we suddenly ran into a room loaded with tons of explosives.

"What the?" I asked in surprise. I heard a little gruff chuckle from behind a pile of explosives.

"...it's that loser again." Blake said. An unkempt-looking fox-like creature walked out from behind, holding a flamethrower.

"And you thought you could walk away with that artifact?" He asked. "Hand it over. NOW!"

"Not happening." Blake remarked. He was holding the artifact.

"If you don't, I, Razwog, will light this fuse and blow up all of you into tiny smoldering bits!"

"Yeah, good luck with that." Blake snarked, posing and firing his Proto Gun at Razwog. He became incredibly angry.

"Grr...I'll just burn you all to the ground and take it myself!" He growled, setting one of the explosives alight with his flamethrower and making a run for it.

"You coward! Get back here!" Blake shouted, shooting at Razwog as he ran, while making various dramatic poses. I put my shield up in front of everyone.

"Get your shield up!" Adrian shouted, also pulling up his shield. Rhendon and Blake did the same.

BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!!

Three massive explosions rocked the area as all the explosives detonated. Tons of machinery came crashing down and fires broke out. My shield had absorbed the impact of the explosion on the squad, but it was stained black from the fireball and its generator had shut down from overheating, making it useless for the moment.

"Is everyone alright?" I asked. I turned around. Rhendon, Adrian and Blake were all unscathed.

"...whew, good. We should probably chase him down. If he does this near Haven, it'll be a disaster!" I suggested. We ran off chasing after Razwog, fighting off constructs that had been attracted by the sudden ruckus.

We finally chased him down to what seemed like a dead end. A locked door was behind him.

"WHAT!? You're still alive?!" Razwog exclaimed in shock. "I'll just have to burn you all to ashes myself, then!"

Several constructs awakened and came to Razwog's aid, while we prepared our weapons and began attacking. Rhendon and I dealt with Razwog while Blake and Adrian distracted his minions. I approached Razwog with my Proto Sword and began cutting away at him, while he attempted to scorch me with his flamethrower. Rhendon shot away at Razwog with his Blitz Needle.

He launched a huge wave of fire at me. I jumped away and switched to attacking him from afar with my Proto Gun. As I circled him, I got closer and closer until I was in close enough range to attack him with my Proto Sword again.

I knocked Razwog's flamethrower out of his hands with my sword and then cut into him, knocking him down. I thought I had killed him, but I could still see him breathing, so I had my doubts. I attacked several of the turrets with my Proto Gun, assisting Blake and Adrian in finishing off the constructs.

After we finished off the constructs, Razwog got back up.

"Of course you'd try and decieve us." Blake said as I pulled out my Proto Gun and began charging it up. Everyone else charged their weapons. "Any last will and testament you'd like to give?"

"You'll never stop the Gremlins...never..." Razwog growled, and right after that we finished him off with a series of charge attacks, killing him. The door unlocked and dropped down.

"Geeeet dunked on!" Adrian said. I noticed a strange crimson symbol on Razwog's clothing, but didn't pay much attention.

"Is the artifact unscathed?" I asked. Blake was still holding on to the artifact.

"Yes." Blake said. It didn't have a single scratch on it.

"All right. Let's go." I said, and we headed off. Along the way, I noticed a button for a sprinkler system and pushed it, triggering the sprinklers and putting out the fires that Razwog caused with his explosives.

We then ran into a familiar face. Lieutenant Feron and his escort.

"Lieutenant Feron!" I said, happy to see him. "Am I glad to see you! Things have just been crazy ever since we jumped here."

"Well met, Mary." Feron said. "I'm astounded the four of you managed to escape this blazing wreck alive. How did you four end up here?"

"It's a long story, Lieutenant." I began. I then explained to Feron what happened.

"I see." Feron said. "Haven is just up ahead. I'll brief you on the situation regarding the Clockworks later on. As for the artifact, the technicians in the lab will be eager to study it."

"But what about the others in the Rescue Camp?" I asked Feron.

"Don't worry about then. Once the damage is repaired, travel from the Rescue Camp to Haven should be made much easier and safer." Feron answered.

"I understand. Thank you, we'll be headed to Haven now." I said, saluting him as I headed off to the elevator, with the rest of the squad following.

Once we all got on, it lifted up back to the surface.
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Author's notes:
Blake Dokuro...er, Sir Dracorock is meant to be edgy on purpose. He's an emo teen/chuunibyou, to put it bluntly. (So sort of like Gladion or Don Quixote.)

Still no idea how the explosion Razwog triggers doesn't kill everyone, even in-game. Luckily, our shields will protect us.

The plot deviation from the normal mission should be a sign of what's to come in the future. Needless to say, the plot's probably going to derail at some point, although considering the outcome was the same, this might become a recurring theme.

EDIT, July 4, 2018: Oops, I found a continuity error (see Chapter 3). I figured the easiest way to fix this was to cut one line.

Fri, 12/22/2017 - 07:28
#3
Saronsthedarkness
You were almost a Mary Sandwich!

Ohhhh boy, this is going to be good. And maybe it'll inspire me to make my terrible Fanfictions even WORSE!

In all honesty, I'm just waiting for the "Mary Sue gets insanely powerful stuff and saves the day for about the Infinite time.

Thu, 04/12/2018 - 23:12
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Xaurian
Not a chapter but

Saronsthedarkness: "In all honesty, I'm just waiting for the "Mary Sue gets insanely powerful stuff and saves the day for about the Infinite time."

EDIT: Spoiling this was a mistake. Oops. But expect a twist on this.

Wed, 02/28/2018 - 16:21
#5
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Xaurian
Oops

Still not a chapter.

So, um...oops, this accidentally died. If you're wondering what went wrong:

  • Writer's block set in.
  • Then the servers imploded for about a week or two.
  • Then I got sidetracked a lot by other things and now have approximately 50,000 items on my "to do" list.
  • And in the midst of all this, I forgot I was writing a fanfic here.

Sorry. I'll try to get back to writing the rest, but no promises.

Sun, 04/29/2018 - 20:39
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Azuresh
Hey... These are really good actually

The intentional cringe of the " get dunked on " part made me smile somehow.

You maybe should keep doing those

Mon, 04/30/2018 - 21:21
#7
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Lordcalvinheins
herro

oh hey ,haven't checked the treasure vault in quite a while, cool.

Sat, 05/12/2018 - 17:53
#8
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Xaurian
Chapter 3: It's Not Isora, But It's Home (For Now)

THUMP!

The elevator came to a stop at the surface. A gentle breeze blew through the area. We were still close to the chasm, but we could see a large town in the distance. It had been a long day, but we made it!

"I have a visual on Haven. Do you read, Kora?" I asked, calling Kora on my comlink.

"Kora here. Congratulations on making it to Haven!" She said. "Or you would, but you're on the outskirts of the town at the moment. It's not safe out there. Get inside the town walls."

"Roger that." I said. We started walking towards Haven. We crossed a bridge across another part of the Chasm. Fires that were burning below had been extinguished by the sprinklers we activated earlier. Much of the area below was still trashed, however.

As we approached the gates, two knights greeted us with a salute.

"We've been expecting you." The guardian on the right said. "You should get inside. It's not safe outside of the town walls."

We did as he commanded and entered Haven. Heading up the stairs into the town square, I saw dozens of knights all over town. A large fountain was at the heart of the plaza. Several tall robed figures stood about as well.

I called Kora on my comlink.

"We've made it inside the town." I said. "Where do we go to in order to report to Lieutenant Feron, and where do we go to in order to deliver the artifact?"

"Lieutenant Feron's post is inside the Arcade up to the north. We've set up a laboratory in one of the buildings to the east - our technicians and scientists are stationed there." Kora answered.

"Got it. We'll deliver the artifact, then report to the Lieutenant." I replied, hanging up. But as I turned to tell Adrian and Blake what we were doing, Blake and Rhendon had already started heading in the direction of the lab.

"We'll take the artifact to the lab. Go report to Lieutenant Feron." Blake said.

I nodded, and me and Adrian headed off north towards the Arcade, a large building that had been built into the side of a tall rock cliff. As we entered, we saw Lieutenant Feron's post. He was sitting in a chair, having a drink of coffee. We approached and took a seat.

"Knight Mary Sue and Squire Adrian Weiss, reporting for duty." I said.

"Well met." Lieutenant Feron said. "Where is Blake?"

"He's delivering the artifact with Rhendon." I answered. "He should be here shortly."

"Guess we'll wait for him?" Adrian asked, his hand on his chin.

Several minutes later, Blake arrived, posing.

"Knight Blake Dokuro, reporting for duty." He said. He seemed to sigh when stating his name.

"Now that you're all here, allow me to brief you on recent events and what will be happening going forward." Lieutenant Feron said, getting up from his chair.

"As you're well-aware, the Skylark was shot down two days ago by unknown forces and crashed. While most of the crew managed to evacuate, around a hundred thousand were killed. The tearium core of the ship was destroyed on impact. While a large chunk of the ship has survived and we've salvaged most of its parts, the reactor remains impossible to repair or replace - there isn't enough tearium to do so. The backup generator can barely power it, let alone act as a replacement power source." He began.

"So how exactly do we go about repairing it?" I asked.

"When we got our systems back online following first contact with the locals in this town, the Strangers, we detected a power source in the heart of Cradle that outputs massive amounts of power. It could be enough to create a new power source for the Skylark, and allow it to fly again." Feron explained.

"How are we going to get down there?" Blake asked. I was starting to get drowsy.

"The Arcade is our link down into the depths of Cradle, known as the Clockworks. I have been assigned by Captain Ozlo to overlook the Clockworks operation." Feron said. "Problem is, the Clockworks are a death trap that is constantly changing and moving as we speak. This is where you come in. Your mission is to explore the Clockworks and find a way down to the Core. I believe that you and your squad are more than capable for this mission. It will be a long and difficult journey, but should we reach the Core we stand a chance at salvaging the Skylark and..."

Exhausted from crossing the chasm, I fell asleep.
* * *
As Lieutenant Feron rambled on, he noticed that everyone else who was listening to him fell asleep.
* * *
"Ahem." I heard Lieutenant Feron clear his throat as I woke up. "My apologies. I must have gone on for too long. I hereby give you and your squad authorization to enter the Clockworks."

"Roger that." I said. "Is there anything else we need to know before we prepare and set off?"

"The circumstances are always changing. Additional duties may be given to you should the need arise." He said

I heard Feron's terminal send out a beep, indicating a message had been received. He went over to it, read the message and came back.

"I have recieved a report that a recon squad managed to track down some of the Battle Sprites that had gone missing following the Skylark crash." Feron explained. "Report to Biotech Morlin as soon as possible. This will be your first duty. Dismissed."

"Roger that!" I said.

Me, Blake and Adrian stood up, saluted, and then walked off towards the Lab.
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Author's notes:
I assume the Skylark had a crew of around one million. Depending on how big the ship actually was, this might be unrealistic.

And I realized I just contradicted lore. Oops...

I apologize for the fault in the schedule. Those responsible, including my health, my forgetfulness and my laziness, have been sacked. As a result, I feel like the quality of the chapter kind of suffered due to the prolonged time it took to write this, in addition to being quite short. I'm sorry. Thanks for the feedback, however. I'll try to remember to write more chapters later. I swear I will finish this fanfic.

Thu, 07/12/2018 - 22:30
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Xaurian
Chapter 4: Ripping Sprites

We arrived in the Garrison, following the directions that Blake gave us when he went over to the lab to deliver the strange artifact we found earlier. As we entered, Morlin greeted us.

"Greetings, Knight Sue and Squire Weiss!" He welcomed me and Adrian. "I've heard about your adventures. While you were out there, have you seen any of the Skylark's battle sprites?"

"What's a battle sprite? Is that like a sprite you rip from an old game and fight with it?" Adrian asked.

"No, no. Allow me to explain..." Morlin answered. "Battle sprites are highly adaptive constructs for reconnaissance and light combat support. When one is issued to a knight, a bond is written into the code of the AI-driven construct to support the knight no matter the circumstances."

"Sounds useful." I remarked. "We haven't seen any ourselves. What happened to them?"

"When the Skylark crashed, the caches of battle sprites fell into the Clockworks. Recon squadrons have managed to locate several caches. We've found three caches - one in an area resembling a lush wilderness, another in a haunted railroad station, and finally a cache in an abandoned chemical production facility." Morlin explained.

"Understood. Our mission is to recover these battle sprites?" I asked.

"Indeed. We can't let them fall into enemy hands. Your mission is to enter these areas of the Clockworks, locate the sprites and clear hostile elements from the area so that a rescue team can recover them. You are authorized to use any battle sprites that you secure in order to complete your mission. Rhendon will accompany you to provide backup. Dismissed." Morlin briefed.

"Affirmative. We won't let you down." I said, saluting. We then headed back towards the Arcade, towards the elevators at the back, and took one down towards our first target.

* * *
After a short elevator ride, Mary's squad arrived at the Sunset Steppes. Rhendon was already waiting for them.
* * *

The area was rather warm. It appeared to be a lush savanna, but the sky seemed...artificial. It certainly didn't resemble any sort of scenery I've seen before. It was in a perpetual state of sunset.

"Let's get started. I've aligned my tracker with where intel said it would be, but something's wrong with the energy signature." Rhendon said. "It's definitely a battle sprite, but the signature detected is completely erratic."

"They might be in trouble..." I said, worried. "We've got no time to waste."

With that, we ran off, heading through the plains towards the energy signature. We fought off numerous critters and constructs, some of which we had seen before and all of which seemed to have something to do with fire.

"They really want things to burn to the ground, don't they?" Adrian asked, fending off a critter we later identified as an Ash Tail through archives of known fauna we were given to familiarize ourselves with the threats down below. I finished it off with my sword.

Eventually, we reached the place the cache had been - and to our surprise...

"What?" Rhendon blurted out, confused. "Are these battle sprites?"

They all looked more like little red dragons compared the battle sprites Morlin had showed us.

"We've found the cache. It looks like the battle sprites transformed. Their behavior is almost exactly the same. Only difference is, well, uh...they look like dragons." I overheard Rhendon telling Morlin over the comlink.

While waiting, I noticed one, somewhat larger than the others, move up to Blake. Blake looked confused.

"I think it likes me?" Blake asked in confusion.

"Curious. Some extra firepower wouldn't hurt, and we've been authorized to use any battle sprites we come across, so it should be fine." I remarked. I turned towards Rhendon.

"Should we get going and clear the area up ahead so the rescue team has a safe passage?" I asked.

"Affirmative. I'll stay here and protect them. Some of the cages are empty...I think someone or something's after them." Rhendon said.

We headed off, the battle sprite following Blake and assisting him in combat by firing fireballs at incoming hostiles. After a thorough sanitization of the area, we arrived at an elevator. We took it down.

The warm, arid heat from the wilderness above suddenly gave way to bitter cold. The two floors we were sent to investigate were more like two places stitched together without any rhyme or reason.

"...this is jarring." Blake remarked. "Hot, now cold. Make up your mind."

We made our way through the frozen pathways, fighting off numerous constructs and slimes. As we approached what seemed to be the end of the passage, we noticed a dead end.

"Now what?" Blake asked, annoyed.

"Something's blocking the path." I said, noticing a large dome in the way.

Adrian walked up to it, and began tapping it.

"Hellooooo? Is this a turtle? I like turtles!" Adrian asked.

Suddenly, the dome opened and the construct hiding underneath rose. Adrian jumped back, alarmed.

"What is that thing?" I asked. It was a massive pod containing tons of heavy munitions. It was in the way, heavily armed, and could kill us all.

There's only one way this is going down.

"No time to ask questions, we have to destroy it." I said, firing away at it. A shield absorbed my shots.

It began attacking in return, firing goo that froze on impact along with cryogenic bullets. After several barrages, the shielding shut down. We began attacking shortly after, dealing significant damage. But before we could finish it off, the shields rose again.

This cycle repeated for several minutes. Blake had had enough by the time the shield dropped for what seemed like the hundredth time.

"Dragon, burn it to ashes!" He shouted, gesturing. The battle sprite shot out a fireball that crashed through the 'eye' of the machine and exploded, causing the munitions inside to also explode and destroy the construct.

We stood there stunned at the damage the battle sprite did to it. The whole thing was a write-off.

"...impressive." I remarked. The destruction of the construct removed the only obstacle left between us and the elevator. We took it back up to Haven and reported back to the lab.

Morlin was very surprised by what he saw.

"The battle sprites you recovered from the Sunset Steppes have somehow transformed into a new entity?!" He said. "Their cellular identity does seem to be entirely that of a battle sprite. I hypothesize that they somehow evolved rapidly to survive in the environment. I can't think of any reason for why, however."

"This planet is just getting more and more weird." I remarked.

"Indeed. We have much to learn regarding this place. Rhendon's report had noted that many of the sprites in the cache were missing and suggested foul play." Morlin said.

"Someone is trying to steal our technology?" I hypothesized.

"If so, we need to stop whoever may be stealing them. There's still two sites to be investigated and sprites to be rescued." Morlin debriefed.

* * *
The next day, Mary's squad and Rhendon headed off into the Clockworks yet again.
* * *

We arrived in an abandoned area. It seemed like some sort of rail terminal, but something felt very, very wrong with the place.

"It feels like I'm going to get haunted." I said.

"Yeah, me too. Two spooky four me." Adrian agreed.

"Well, this is an odd place to find underground." Rhendon remarked. "We better get going and fast given what was found at the Sunset Steppes."

"Agreed. Let's go." I said, and we were off.

We progressed through the terminal, fighting off creatures that appeared to have been brought back from the dead. It was surreal. One moment fighting off the reanimated skeleton of a dead man, another what seemed to be an innocent ghost with a nasty bite.

Eventually, we came across another cache of battle sprites. This time, however, they had morphed into...cats. With wings. Rhendon couldn't believe it either.

"I can't believe we're seeing the same thing happen again." He said. "Why would they transform like this?"

"They do seem rather...cute?" I asked. I cautiously approached the largest of the litter. It meowed at me. I gave it a few gentle strokes. Then it let out a content purr and seemed more than happy to follow me around.

"You seem to have a way with the battle sprites, don't you?" Rhendon asked.

"I suppose." I said. "This will take some time getting used to. For now, let's clear the path, again."

We cleared the area ahead. The winged cat, which we later dubbed the Seraphynx, fired off beams of light as its form of attack.

We again headed down, but the climate didn't suddenly and abruptly change like last mission. Instead, we were greeted with a similar passageway, but it was again haunted. This time, nothing blocked the path to the elevator, and after clearing out the passage, we again headed back up to Haven.

Again, Morlin was surprised.

"Once again, they've transformed." Morlin remarked. "This time, I have a bit of evidence. Rhendon's report suggested they learned something from the old arcane tomes near the site of their discovery."

"So they can has books?" Adrian asked.

"It seems so. They have mastered protective and supportive powers." Morlin answered. "Regarding more urgent manners, some of the transport crates were again empty. As was suggested before, foul play is definitely involved."

"Then we better get a move on and find the last cache before it's also stolen." I said.

* * *
Without even time to rest, the squad descended again. This is getting repetitive.
* * *

At this point, the whirring of the elevator as it moved through the Clockworks had started to become familiar to me. As we descended, Rhendon briefed us.

"Be on your guard. Whatever they were up to here has made for a very treacherous environment, littered with toxic, corrosive and generally nasty chemicals." He said.

As soon as the elevator landed, we set off through the abandoned facility looking for the cache. We ran into more "zombies", as well as extremely toxic slimes and more of the trees we had run into earlier, now dubbed "lumbers". We had also run into what seemed like facility personnel and they somewhat resembled Razwog. Were these the gremlins he was talking about?

The thought didn't stay in the back of my mind for long.

"Wow, these guys are mad, salty and toxic!" Adrian remarked, fighting off a toxigel.

We then ran across the cache. The sprites had transformed again, this time into ghosts.

"Yikes." Rhendon remarked as he started up his comlink and reported to Morlin. "I don't know about you, but these don't look like sprites. They're more like...phantoms. Once again, they've changed and this time it's really creeping me out."

I turned away for a bit, and then back at the ghosts. The larger of them had vanished. I looked around, only to notice it creeping up behind Adrian.

"Adrian, there's a ghost creeping up behind you." I warned. He turned and jumped.

"AAH!" He shouted, shocked. The ghost giggled. After the haunting, it began following Adrian around.

"I guess he likes memes too?" Adrian guessed, mildly confused.

"Seems like we've all got sprites now." I stated the obvious. "Time to repeat the pattern...burn a path for the rescue team to follow and get these sprites back to HQ in one piece."

With that, we again headed off while Rhendon stayed with the cache, exploring the abandoned facility looking for the elevator. When we did, we descended.

We arrived in yet another passageway. It seemed like these were the bridges to other areas. More gremlins attempted to stop us, but so did sentry turrets that looked like dog statues. After clearing the area, we left the Clockworks to the Lab one last time.

"These discoveries are growing stranger and stranger." Morlin mused. "These sprites have adapted the power to cloak, alongside proficiency in toxins and debilitation. This transformation could be very useful on the battlefield. I suppose we will dub them 'maskeraiths'."

"How charming." I sarcastically remarked in reaction to the name given.

"Cool!" Adrian said. "But what do we do now?"

"Your sarcasm has been noted." Morlin commented on my remark. "In the meantime, our worst fears have been confirmed. A large construct the likes of which we haven't seen before was spotted by a recon squad making off with several battle sprites. Foul play is indeed involved."

"Great. Is this a plot by those 'gremlins' Razwog said we couldn't stop?" I asked.

"Most likely. They seem to be manufacturing constructs as defenses and guards." Morlin stated. "We've managed to track the construct, which we dub the 'Collector', to its current location. Several knights reported missing in action may have been taken by it as well. Your mission to find it, destroy it and free any captured sprites and knights you find."

"But what about our own sprites?" I asked.

"Spiral HQ has authorized you to bond with the battle sprites you've found in recognition of your valor in the search and rescue operation." Morlin stated. "This is a significant responsibility that will last a lifetime. There is no doubt they will be invaluable companions to you in the missions you have ahead of you."

"I understand. Thank you." Blake remarked.

"If you have any further questions on raising them, be sure to inquire with me or head chef Biscotti here in the lab." Morlin said. "Getting back to the mission, this will likely be a difficult operation. We have no intelligence on the current location of the Collector, but we believe you can do it."

"We won't let you down." I said, saluting.

Our operation was planned for tomorrow, so we went to our bunks and got some rest for the long day ahead...
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Author's notes:
I think it's clear by this point that I've been retelling the plot of Spiral Knights in a tounge-in-cheek manner - not entirely serious, but we'll see.

I kind of condensed the battle sprite missions into one big chapter since I didn't want to pad things out. The repetition is of course lampshaded.

As noted in an edit, I accidentally contradicted myself. Chapter 2 stated Blake gave the Artifact to Feron, but Chapter 3 told a different story in that Blake delivered the Artifact to the Lab. The quickest and easiest way of fixing this was just to cut the offending line from Chapter 2. I have a feeling further contradictions, especially when it comes to lore, are inevitable. Welp. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fri, 07/13/2018 - 14:29
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Chapter 5: Collecting A Bounty

* * *
The next day...
* * *

We arrived in another passageway. The tracing of the Collector's location had determined it had come through here towards its current location. The pathway was littered with constructs. With our sprites by our side, the threat was lessened.

"They really want to exterminate, don't they?" Adrian asked, laying into a robot guardian that appeared to mimic us...a mecha knight.

We reached the elevator and descended.

During the descent, I looked into the distance. The crust of Cradle is so strange. Tons of domes, almost like planets, moving around the complex system of machinery, creating new and strange layers. It was fascinating...

THUD.

The elevator came to stop and we arrived at our destination. Some sort of jail. As we wandered the area, we came across the knight prison.

"Oh thank goodness, someone came!" A knight said. "Get us out of here!"

We tried to lower the bars, but to no use. They wouldn't budge. We tried looking around for another way to lower the gates, but it didn't seem there was anything we could do...until I followed the trail of wires seemingly powering the cell bars. A switch dictated whether they should stay up or down.

I flicked the switch to bring the gates down, freeing the trapped knights. Almost immediately, they ran out.

"Thanks so much!" Another knight said. "But that...thing is still out there."

I devised a plan.

"Adrian, stay with the prisoners. Me and Blake will clear out enemy forces, including the Collector, to give them safe passage." I ordered.

Adrian nodded. I myself and Blake went on ahead, clearing out enemies until we arrived at an arena. A crimson symbol, similar to the one I had seen on Razwog's clothes, was emblazoned on the ground.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Blake said, drawing his sword in an unnecessarily flashy way. We stepped on the button in the center...and lo and behold, The Collector dropped down. I whipped out my gun and began shooting it.

The large construct swung its arm at us, dashing to avoid it. Then it began firing gooey blobs that exploded shortly after impact. Blake rushed at it and delivered a low strike with his sword at its legs, tripping it over. Three retrodes emerged from the ground to support the machine. We began attacking it aggressively after it got knocked down, only for it to unleash an explosion that threw both of us off of it and damaged its armor.

"Thing has a trick or two up its sleeve...what a pain." Blake remarked, as we got up. Two gun puppies emerged from the ground as well. Evading enemy attacks, we resumed our assault with hit & run tactics. I baited it into a corner over to me, then tripped it with Blake. I attempted to cut into it and cause it to self-destruct. Charging up a gun shot, I then fired into it as it attempted to blow us off again.

BOOM!!

The massive explosion destroyed the Collector and its minions, along with sending us flying. Landing on the other side of the arena, I got up as the gates lowered. Adrian and the rescued knights came rushing over.

"What was that!?" Adrian asked, shocked. "Are you guys alright?"

"We'll be fine." I said.

"It was a joke." Blake said, brushing himself off and posing.

"So it was just a prank, bro?" Adrian asked, quoting yet another "meme" to which I shrugged in response.

With the path clear, we ran on ahead into the room the sprites were held in. Some of them had turned red. It seemed like they were trying to adapt. I connected my comlink to Morlin.

"We've found the trapped knights and sprites." I said. "The Collector is also destroyed."

"Excellent! We'll send a rescue team down to retrieve the sprites." Morlin said.

"Got it. We're heading to the elevator back to Haven with the freed knights." I said, hanging up.

We got on the elevator and went up with the rescued knights.

* * *
Upon their arrival and debriefing with Morlin, they learned Lieutenant Feron and Intel Agent Kora wanted to speak them in the Arcade again.
* * *
We arrived at Feron's station again and reported for duty.

"I hope you're doing well." Kora said. "Something has come up."

"Orders have been given from Spiral HQ that come from Captain Ozlo himself. Your squad has been selected to search for traces of the Alpha Squad." Feron said.

"Alpha Squad?" I asked.

"They're like heroes to some knights. They were an elite squad of knights that Ozlo personally selected to enter the Clockworks in an effort to locate the Core. Radio communication wasn't possible shortly after the Skylark crash, so they left a series of recon modules throughout their travels." Kora explained. "When systems were finally brought back online, we couldn't connect to the Alpha Squad and have never heard from them since then."

"We need you to discover what happened to them. You'll start by seeking out known locations of their recon modules in the Clockworks and collecting them for analysis up here. Kora will be in charge of locating them. So far, one has been found in an area of the Clockworks known as the 'Gloaming Wildwoods.' However, the forest is home to a powerful creature known as the 'Snarbolax' which has made quick work of knights sent down to find the module before you." Feron explained.

"Sounds dangerous. But I'm more than willing to take on the job. Find the Core, and we probably have a shot at finding them as well." I said.

"This is why we've selected your squad for this mission." Feron said. "We believe you have what it takes."

"Understood. We won't let you down." I said.

"We will direct you to the Hall of Heroes in the Garrison first, to prepare for the upcoming challenges ahead. Report to Kora once your preparations are complete. Dismissed." Feron debriefed.

With that, we headed off to the Hall of Heroes.

A knight greeted us when we entered.

"Well met, Knight Sue." He said. "I'm Lieutenant Barrus, Warden of the Hall of Heroes. You are here because Spiral HQ has makred you as having potential. As the danger of exploring the Clockworks increases the deeper down you go, certification is required to avoid inexpericed knights falling into peril."

"So we're here to acquire clearance?" I asked.

"Yes, in order to access deeper strata of the Clockworks you must first recieve certification. This entails having armor, a helmet, a shield and at least one weapon of a specific quality or higher, then inquiring with me. The knights you see around me will provide recipes for crafting this gear. I assume you already know the basics of alchemy?"

"Affirmative." I said. "We'll prepare our gear and report back to you."

With that, we set about in the Hall of Heroes, purchasing the recipes we need with the coins that had been dropping from foes we defeated. Then we transmuted the materials we also acquired and from there proliferated our gear.

Adrian procured a set of explosives, along with armor to protect himself from said explosives. Blake synthesized some swords, plus a set of armor that bore a resemblance to a Wolver. I created a set of clothes resembling a cowboy along with some guns and a slightly better sword. After our alchemy session, we returned to Barrus.

"We've procured our gear." I stated. Barrus made an assessment.

"You meet the necessary requirements. As such, you have recieved two-star clearance." He said. I thanked him in response. We then left the hall and I contacted Kora.

"I've recieved my certification and preparations." I said.

"Congratulations!" She said. "Get some rest for tomorrow's operation. A tired knight is a dead knight."

"Got it. Thank you, good night." I said, and hung up.
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Author's notes:
I didn't want to bloat Chapter 4 even longer than it already was, so I cut the Collector part for this. Kind of short, but not really.

Yes, there has to be explosions every time a construct boss is destroyed. Mundanely depleting the health bar is boring!

I decided to mix up the order in which things happen simply because I felt most of the beginner missions were kind of boring. Plus, we wouldn't want to be going around trying to fight the Snarbolax with the starter gear, right? (Plus, their ranks would give them the excuse of having some three-star gear.)

I'm bad at descrptive prose, so here's everyone's loadout so far:

Mary:
Helmet: Gunslinger Hat
Armor: Gunslinger Sash
Shield: Owlite Shield
Weapons: Blaster, Autogun, Calibur

Adrian:
Helmet: Spiral Demo Helm
Armor: Spiral Demo Suit
Shield: Defender
Weapons: Blast Bomb, Freezing Vaporizer, Spur

Blake:
Helmet: Wolver Cap
Armor: Wolver Coat
Shield: Swiftstrike Buckler
Weapons: Brandish, Cutter

Fri, 09/28/2018 - 12:05
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Chapter 6: Edgy Shadow of The Edgy Beast

* * *
After yet another good night's rest, the team were off for the Gloaming Wildwoods.
* * *

The elevator came to a stop in a dense, dark forest. The area was cloaked in a thin veil of mist. Lanterns lit the pathway. We began to wander through the forest, fending off enemies, until we ran into a giant beast. Shadowy fur covered it, accentuated with red-tipped spikes and piercing red eyes. It seemed less like a beast and more like something that came straight from the gates of hell.

"Is THAT the Snarbolax!?" I remarked, shocked.

It let out a terrifying roar, then burrowed. Next to it was a bell. In briefing, Kora had told us that technicians had set them up during past expedition attempts to ward off beasts.

"Wow, that...thing is creepy. Do people dress up like it?" Adrian remarked.

"...what." I remarked. Blake facepalmed.

"Just get a move on and not speak of...that..." Blake then said.

We pressed on, constantly sighting the Snarbolax as we did, sometimes toying with us through the first layer of forest. It was a major irritant. If it wanted to kill us, wouldn't it just get the job done rather than act like this is some game?

"What an annoyance." Blake lampshaded, as it watched us tear into several wolvers and gun puppies.
With the last wave of enemies gone, the gate to the elevator lowered and we descended into the deepest part of the woods. Confrontation with that...thing was inevitable.

When the elevator landed, we found ourselves watched by the Snarbolax. It stared and howled at us, before burrowing. A short way down the path, several healing stations allowed us to patch up before coming face to face with it. Arriving in the clearing that laid ahead, I could see a recon module in the distance. Success! We've located it!

...or would. The gates rose and the Snarbolax surfaced. Great, we're trapped inside the clearing with it. Well, that and a bell. In our briefing, Kora had explained these were left here by past expeditions to stun beasts through the harsh, loud noise they make. This could be the key to finally putting the Snarbolax down for good.

As it rushed toward us, I attempted to get its attention by shooting it. It began rushing at me instead, and I backed away through the thorny bushes past the bell. As it got closer to the bell, I shot it, causing it to ring in the same, distinctive tone...

GONG!

The harsh noise stunned the Snarbolax, and caused its shadowy fur to become a dull brown. It became much more vulnerable to attack. Blake almost immediately rushed it, hacking away at it with the Cutter. The Snarbolax fought back by firing waves of sharp spines from its tail and biting him. Then, Blake retreated and the Snarbolax suddenly burrowed, then re-emerged, now back to the shadowy, invulnerable state it was in. Only problem was that it emerged in front of Adrian, who rose his shield and bashed it, sending it flying.

"DONK!" Adrian shouted as the beast flung towards the bell.

I shot the bell again, making it vulnerable. This time, we all joined in on the beatdown. Blake cut away, I shot it up and Adrian bombed it. This time, we severely wounded it, but it turned invulnerable again before we could finish it off.

"Persistent..." I mused. "It probably can't take any more."

It roared again, then burrowed firing a wave of spines. Deflecting them with our shields, I baited it to the bell once again. With yet another shot, it became vulnerable at which point Blake went in one last time with his Cutter and laid into it in conjunction with hsi Drakon, opening many wounds.

Unable to take the punishment, it dropped dead. Victory!

"...whew." I said, wiping some sweat off. "We felled the beast!"

The gates descended, but then I noticed Blake heading over to the Snarbolax's dead body.

"I'll take these, thank you very much." Blake said, plucking the Snarbolax's fangs.

"Whoa, now that's edgy as..." Adrian began to say, before stumbling on brambles. "...the Snarbolax. Ow, the edge."

Blake stared for a good bit. I'm sure under the mask of that Wolver Cap he was incredibly annoyed at Adrian.

I proceeded towards the recon module, picked it up, and played it back. It was a recording from Alpha Squad leader Euclid, who Kora had briefed me about in addition to the rest of the missing squad.

"This is a personal recording and record of our expedition into the Clockworks until headquarters can re-establish communications. Should it be discovered, it will tell of our travels and thoughts." Euclid began. "This subterranean land, the Clockworks, both fascinates and horrifies me. Before the Skylark crashed, a partial scan had showed Cradle's surface was made up of numerous patches of terrain. This manufactured planet - through whatever means it was built with - contains many alien worlds, all housed in giant globes that churn through every floor. Where did these worlds come from? What is the purpose of Cradle? Is it a prison of worlds, or a creator of worlds? All we know is that it's almost certainly an impossible machine."

"...interesting." I commented on the recording. "I'm going to report to Kora."

I connected to Kora and did so.

"We've killed the Snarbolax and recovered the Recon Module!" I reported enthusiastically.

"Well done!" Kora began. "Return to the surface, bring it to the lab and we'll take a look. In the meantime, Moorcroft Manor is next floor."

After a quick rest, we descended to the next floor and arrived in a large manor similar in architecture to the place we discovered the Seraphynx. Several spookats floated about, but weren't hostile. Nor was the zombie dressed like a bellhop. We approached the one at the desk wearing a bowtie and a monocle. He let out a mewl.

"Welcome to Moorcroft Manor, where tired spirits come to rest their legs, if applicable! If you plan on staying the night..." He began.

"Actually, we don't need this information right now." I interrupted. The desk clerk seemed a little annoyed. "We'll just be going now."

When I turned, Blake was gone.

"Where did he go? Don't tell me he got spirited away..." I asked, worried.

But then, Blake showed up, holding a peculiar brown rapier and a spiky shield of similar colors, although he was still using his Swiftstike Buckler.

"Oh, there you are." I said. "What are those?"

"Blade and a shield I got from a token trader back there." Blake said. "Going to need more swords."

"Well then. Let's get a move on back up to Haven." I said.

* * *
When they returned to the Lab, Kora was waiting for them.
* * *

After a brief analysis of Euclid's recon module, Kora delivered some exposition.

"Based on the recording, Euclid suspected something our Geo Knights then confirmed sometime after the Skylark crashed - the levels within the Clockworks are all composed of terrain from numerous alien worlds." She began. "No conclusions have been drawn yet on how Cradle could have formed, but it's definitely something we've never seen anything like before."

"Wow! So it's like...worldception?" Adrian joked. I shot an aside look at him.

"On to more urgent matters..." Kora began.
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Author's notes:
Yup, I just poked fun at myself. Specifically, the fact I'm a furry. Even furries aren't above poking fun at themselves!

I also had to use shield bumping somewhere in here. This cliffhanger is kind of obvious...

Decided to spend a few afternoons actually doing a backlog because I know I'm going to accidentally forget to write AGAIN...sorry about that. Incidentally, I've been having writer's block. Don't worry, we won't go on a silly several-month hiatus again after this. Most likely.

Tue, 01/29/2019 - 20:23
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Chapter 7: Hi, Knight Mays Here With The NEW Threat!

"...first, scientists have discovered an energy signature similar to the artifact in the depths of the Clockworks. We're tracing the source right now and it may give us an idea as to what the schemer Razwog planned on doing with the device, or what the device's properties are." Kora explained the first objective. "We've also gotten reports that more and more forces of a kind similar to Razwog are mobilizing in the Clockworks below Haven. We have very little intel on what they're planning, but we suspect it may be an attack."

"That's...concerning." I said about the mobilization.

"Spiral HQ believes your squad is our best choice to track down the signature, given previous circumstances. Rhendon will be dispatched to..." Kora began, before she was suddenly interrupted by a noise.

BOOM.

An explosion? Here? Did some equipment malfunction?

Our confusion turned to alarm when we heard a loud crash behind us followed by more explosions.

"...speak of the devilite." She said.

Rhendon ran in.

"I saw them trying to blow up the floor and get in from below! I think we're under attack!" He shouted. He sounded like he was out of breath.

"YOU DON'T SAY?" Adrian said, making a strange gesture.

Blake pulled out his newly-procured rapier. I readied myself as well, only to find ourselves ambushed by one of the soldiers, armed with a large wrench that almost seemed like a hammer. He swung his wrench down at us, we dodged and Blake promptly knocked it out of his fuzzy hands with a swift kick.

"No time to waste on them." Blake mused and ran off towards the back.

Adrian and I followed suit, as Rhendon attempted to distract them. Fighting off several more soldiers heading towards the back, we found that the artifact hadn't been tampered with or even touched.

Keyword being had. I felt horrible all of a sudden, as if something ominous was approaching. A faint red blur approached the artifact and grabbed it. I fired at it, causing the cloak to fail in a small burst of green leaves revealing it to be another one of the fuzzy marauders who were attacking the lab. He was covered in robes, with virtually nothing visible other than an ear, one of his eyes and his lower legs.

"...So, you're the thieves who stole what was ours. The unworthy of possessing this Artifact shall be relieved of it." He hissed.

"Not so fast." I said, aiming straight at his head. "You've got some nerve, and a lot of questions to answer."

But before I could even ask one, he suddenly vanished again without a trace.

"And here I thought Blake was an edgelord..." Adrian remarked on the intruder.

"Even he's too 'edgy' for me. Whatever that means..." Blake replied.

I noticed that the enemy forces had begun to retreat. Thinking fast, we captured several of them for questioning later. Afterwards, I reported back to Kora.

"We failed to stop them. One of them, I assume their commander, has stolen the artifact." I reported.

Kora pulled her glasses down, looking exasperated.

"Why would they do this? What connection do they have to it?" She asked.

Nobody had an answer.

"The attack has damaged most of our sensors. It's going to take a while before we can resume operations. In the meantime, we'll interrogate the captured soldiers." Kora explained, pushing her glasses back in. "I should also refer you to Biotech Hahn, considering there are likely going to be more difficult challenges waiting for you in the second tier of the Clockworks. I'd recommend getting rest first, it's been a long day for all of us."

"Roger that." I said.

I looked around again. The laboratory was a complete disaster. To say the sudden assault damaged most of the equipment was an understatement.

Given that it was a long day and we were in no hurry to get things done, we left and headed back off to the barracks for some rest.

* * *
The next day...
* * *

"I still can't believe I let him get away." I said, berating myself. "I should've shot him then and there, then asked questions!"

"Mary, take it easy." Adrian said. He looked worried about me. "We'll find him and the artifact."

"Right." Blake replied. "In eons."

* * *
A while later, Mary's squad reported for duty, then was reminded of their referral to Hahn to avoid getting completely wrecked if they went deeper into the Clockworks.
* * *

I contacted Hahn on the comlink, and added Blake and Adrian to the conference so they could hear as well.

"Hello. I was referred to you by Kora?" I began.

"Indeed." Hahn replied. "Let's get right to the lesson. Our current research seems to suggest that the fauna in the Clockworks begins to show more and more unique properties with depth and proximity to the Core. Most cases take the form of extra forms of offense, requiring special defenses to protect against them."

He was talking rather fast.

"So we're gonna be doing a lotta damage, and also taking a lotta damage?" Adrian asked.

"Yes. You and your squad need to begin forming loadouts that protect you against special damage types. For now, we will start on piercing-type damage, produced through all sorts of biting fangs, slimy spikes, and other things that tear through. Beasts and slimes deliver this type of damage." Hahn explained.

"I think we've got it. Thanks for the info." I said.

"My pleasure. Good day." Hahn said, ending the comlink conference.

* * *
Mary and her squad set off yet again, dealing with oilers in the boilers and a troublesome Wolver pack. How...boring. Let's jump ahead to the next day!

Ahem.

The next day...
* * *

I could hear Blake talking to himself as I got up from bed.

"...being edgy is going to kill everyone at some point." He mumbled. "But..."

He sighed. I could tell something was up, but I didn't bother to investigate further. After preparations, we contacted Hahn again.

"Hello again." I began. "We're on to our next assignments?"

"Indeed. As they say, we're off to the races." Hahn started. I braced myself for the rapid-fire exposition.

"Elemental-type damage is generally the realm of energy-based attacks, ranging from photon-based laser fire to arcane energy manipulation and everything in-between. Gremlins and their constructs deal this type of damage." He explained.

"Wait, arcane...do you mean magic?"

"No, no, I'm talking about a psychic energy manipulation here, try and stay with me." Hahn said, attempting to correct me.

"Sounds like a whole bunch of pseudoscience." I remarked back. "Let's not stay on this any longer though, and get to the point."

"Indeed. Good day." Hahn concluded, ending the call.

We set off again, this time dealing with a few rescues and sabotaging a weapons stash.

* * *
Another day, another...yawn...this is boring.
* * *
In between my assignments and lesson on shadow-type damage, I decided to ask the Strangers in Haven for answers. I wasn't going to wait several months for HQ to explain everything.

I approached one near the Garrison. He seemed to have foreseeen my conversation when he spoke up first.
"Hello there, little one. You look as though you seek knowledge of some kind." He said, intermixed with the whirring and clicking of cassette tape.

"I do." I responded. "Tell me what you know about the Gremlins."

"My knowledge is yours, little one. Gremlins are a race of creatures, adept at creating and dismantling all matters of machinery. They are a legion of artificers and a force of destruction at the same time." The stranger explained.

"Do they have a leader?" I then asked.

"All gremlins of the Great Colony serve King Tinkinzar, said to be a ruler and mechanical genius responsible for the vision that shaped the Clockworks. He is never seen by common Gremlins, his band the Crimson Order delivering and carrying his orders out, and share audience with him." He answered.

"That veiled gremlin that lead the assault on the lab could've been a member of the Crimson Order." I thought to myself, recalling seeing a mark on his robes that seemed awfully familiar. "But is that mark really theirs?"

Without asking another question...

"Most Gremlins will attack you on sight, seeing you as an intruder interfering with their operation, but there are some that do not. They are outcasts from the Great Colony that have taken refuge in subterranean towns, hated by their own kind and living a hard life in a world they can no longer call home." ...he continued.

"I see. Thank you for the intel." I said. He folded his arms and bowed, and we parted ways.

I then contacted Hahn, unsure whether or not to report my intel gained from the stranger to Kora. She probably would've figured out much of this from interrogation by now, but even I knew this assumption could be in error.

"Hello again." I initiated. "I think we're ready for the third lesson."

"Let's begin." Hahn said. "Shadow-type damage is mainly from concentrations of negative energy. This could range from psychic manipulation to attacks using weapons forged from dark matter. Fiends and the undead produce this type of damage."

"I see." Blake acknowleged, he and Adrian also being parties to this call.

"So that really is a case where the edge hurts?" Adrian questioned.

Silence.

"There's one more thing I would like to add." Hahn said, ignoring Adrian's question. "I've heard that some of the other Biotechs mention how much they want to get the Skylark operational once again and return home, along with being grateful to knights such as yourselves."

"Thanks. Tell those Biotechs we appreciate it." I replied.

After the call ended, we got on with our next few assignments, aimed at investigating a haunted castle and interrupting contract work for the Gremlins in a fiendish city.

As we ascended the lift from cancelling and writing off the projects, Kora suddenly contacted me.

"Hello Mary, I'm happy to report that my equipment's back up and running! I've got both good and bad news for you, so meet me in the Lab for another briefing." She said.

A few minutes later, we arrived and reported for duty.

"We've managed to track down the source of the energy signature we discovered a week ago, before we were interrupted by that Gremlin-led assault. It's been pinpointed to an area of the Clockworks that Recon Knights have called the 'Royal Jelly Palace' which appears to be a home for the slime aristocracy."

"...seriously?" I asked, wondering if it was an out-of-season April Fool's joke.

"It's as strange as it sounds." Kora remarked. "Said aristocrats, the 'Royal Jellies' are large, badly-tempered and rather selfish slimes that live in rather large palaces we can only assume they've squtted in as they do not appear capable of building such structures. The energy signature is coming from somewhere in the palace, and it's been decided you will go in again and attempt to locate it. Confrontation with the Royal Jelly is likely inevitable."

"Understood. You can count on us again." I said.

"One other thing..." She began, the briefing not over. "We've decided to assign another knight to your squad, as we suspect you may need more firepower and assistance. Knight Oliver Lycoris is that knight. Rendezvous with him in the town square after this briefing.

"Anything else?" I asked.

"That's about it. Dismissed." Kora finished her briefing.

* * *
And now, let's go meet that new guy...in the next chapter!
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Author's notes:
"Don't worry, we won't go on a silly several-month hiatus again after this."
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

And now, onto what I feel like is a bit of a plot hole in SK canon: The way the knights find out who the Gremlins are feels like an aside matter of fact - Kora brings up the term in 1-3 and then doesn't explain further. This is why in Chapter 7 I decided to introduce the plot element that several gremlins were taken as POWs during the Lab attack in order to have a somewhat credible explanation for how they figured this all out because otherwise to me it feels like one big old plot hole. I guess Pakrat counts as well but that's out of the way.

Hahn's tasks being skimmed over is also mainly due to wanting more dialogue if anything else.

Mon, 07/29/2019 - 16:37
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Xaurian
Chapter 8: The Royal Jelly King Of Many Names

I apologize for that unnecessary cliffhanger. Let's see him for real this time. Ahem...

Mary and her squad met the newcomer at the fountain in the town square.
* * *
I saw Oliver. His armor appeared to be a set of green and beige robes, and under the hood he was wearing a pair of orange, triangular sunglasses. We waved to each other before meeting up at the fountain's south end.

"You must be Knight Lycoris, right?" I asked.

"Yes indeed!" He said enthusiastically. "So, we getting down to business to kick some jellies to the curb?"

He seemed rather energetic. Such enthusiasm...

"Affirmative." I remarked. "We'll be departing shortly."
* * *
And so they descended the gate. Moving forward to the fun...
* * *
We arrived in an area that felt like the courtyard of an old, crumbling castle. The air felt mild as a gentle breeze blew its way through the area.

"Keep your guard up." I directed. "It may be calm now, but it won't last."

And so we set off. Our first obstacle was figuring out where the way to open the gate leading further into the palace was. It didn't take us long to find it. It led us to another gate, this time secured with pressure plates. We considered having two of us stay behind to open the gate and then the other two move on, but we decided to find objects to keep them depressed.

Me and Oliver took to the east wing, while Blake and Adrian investigated the west wing. It appeared to be a hedge garden. On the other side of the garden was a door with what appeared to be something we could use to depress one of the pads, but it was locked.

"The jellies can't be that smart, can they?" I wondered out loud. Wandering through the hedges, I approached a crystal. Spotting chunks of metal poking out of it, I cut off chunks of the crystal with my sword. It was indeed a switch. As I hit it to try and lower the gates, I heard enemies approaching.

"They wouldn't have let us get to it that easily..." I remarked, drawing my blaster. We had walked into an ambush.

"On the bright side, it's time to rock!" Oliver shouted, whipping out his own blaster. It had been modified for firing elemental rounds.

We engaged in a shoot-out with numerous slimes and constructs aimed at repelling us, intruders, from this palace. Clearing the area lowered the gates, so we entered the room further to the east, containing a large, old statue. It was indeed rather heavy, so we both picked it up and returned it to the center courtyard to place it down. As we finished placing it down carefully, we noticed Adrian and Blake carrying a second statue to weigh down the other plate.

Our strategy worked and lowered the gates. We walked on ahead into another fight, one we cleared without too much difficulty. Down the next hallway, we discovered the elevator leading us deeper into the palace.

We were certainly heading in the right direction, as the tracker Kora had given to Oliver was definitely responding to the reading in the palace. But after a simple statue hunt and fending off more slimes, we discovered what appeared to be a dead end.

"That's a lotta locked doors!" Adrian lampshaded. "How about a little more?"

"...no thanks." Blake said. Adrian laughed. Blake did too, a little bit. I observed the area around us, noticing four corridors that led to side rooms in this place.

"The keys must be around here somewhere. We'll search the areas to the north, south, east and west." I directed, given my hunch on where they could be.

We went for the northeast room first, fighting off waves of enemies, before reaching our first key. We unlocked the first of three locked doors with it before heading southwest, dealing with more of the same. They had guarded the keys well, but not well enough. After gathering all the keys, we unlocked the remaining doors, but we still had one left over.

It became clear where the key was supposed to go when we walked past the barricade, as there was a fourth locked door leading to a treasure room. We unlocked and looted it before proceeding. Our next obstacle was an arena of more waves of slimes, including ones that merged to grow larger and more powerful. We took them down before they could merge after having made that mistake once earlier on in the fight.

With the last resistance gone, we proceeded. We knew avoiding a fight with the Royal Jelly was impossible.

As we landed, we spotted the sovereign slime. A giant purple jelly wearing an ornate ivory and velvet crown. It seemed annoyed by our presence. Its smaller subjects moved around it in a waltz. Blake pulled out one of his swords and rushed forward at it, slicing away. We ran in to back him up. As we battled it, it absorbed more of its slimy subjects to rejuvenate itself, to our frustration.

"It's time to stop!" Adrian shouted, planting some freezing mist bombs to stop the mini slimes from reaching the Royal Jelly.

It indeed worked, and we began doing damage. I whipped out my gun and opened fire, but missed and ended up hitting its crown, shattering pieces of it with my bullets. It seemed agitated by this disrespectful damage, so Adrian opted to go for humiliation by trying to land a bomb in its crown.

After a few missed shots, he managed to hurl one into it while we were busy trying to damage it and keep ourselves free of the swarm of smaller frozen slimes. It blew up the crown and we could tell from the squishy sounds the Royal Jelly was making that it was furious. It span us away and began spinning around angrily, trying to blow away everyone. Once it had finished spinning, it was just us and the Royal Jelly left in the room.

"Let's finish it." Blake said, getting into a position to attack. "Count of three."

Me and Oliver pulled out our own swords to follow suit. On a count of three, we lunged at it, diving into the gelatinous mass and cleaving away at the nucleus. Slicing them all up, they disintegrated and made the jelly implode as we dived out of it, first collapsing inwards before exploding into a purple shower of slime we had no time to even block.

What a mess. We were covered in jelly! Adrian was laughing, he had his shield up the whole time while we killed it in an over the top way. I felt rather embarrassed, but we did it, we felled the jelly king.

"Aw man, what a mess!" Oliver lampshaded. "Cleaning all this off of my clothes is going to take forever!"

"Perhaps we should've just shot it from a distance." I remarked. It was probably the more reasonable thing to do in hindsight.

"Y'all got gunked on, am I right?" Adrian said. Blake looked frustrated.

After cleaning off the gooey mess, we approached the signature we were tracking. It was some sort of device. It appeared to have been destroyed, leaving some of its inner workings visible to us. We couldn't make much sense of it.

Moving on, we looted the treasure room and discovered another recon module in the pile. Decoding and playing it back, it was Parma's account of things so far.

"While I was in recon training, I felt routinely frustrated by the limits of the simulations uesd for training - I knew they were just artificial. I wished for the open air, soil underfoot and the wind. I wanted the kind of challenge only the wilderness can offer." Parma began. "The crash of the Skylark was horrible and the resulting crisis even worse. When Captain Ozlo selected me for this squad I was excited. There is no greater wild than what this planet, Cradle, offers. But as we stepped off our first elevator, it began to sink in that this was just another simulation. The wild we had stepped into was not real. Most of my training barely applies now as well. I think this squad would have been better off with a second guardian instead of me, given the constantly changing terrain. They would've been better equipped to fight whatever they didn't see coming."

"I feel bad for her." Adrian remarked. "It's all random memes down here."

Taking the module with us, we left the palace, returned to Haven and reported our findings. After that, we got a well-deserved rest and a week-long break.
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Author's notes:
Oops, I died again. At least this gives me a chance to write the rest of the fanfic and then some, so hopefully the only excuse next time will be forgetting to sign in and post.

Oliver is meant to be reminiscent of a certain motivational hot-blooded guy wearing orange triangle shades. Yeah, this reference wasn't too subtle since we all know who that guy is. (Probably).

And his loadout:

Helmet: Elemental Hood (Accessory: Volcanic Giga Shades)
Armor: Elemental Cloak
Shield: Swiftstrike Buckler (or Horned Owlite Shield)
Weapons: Magnus, Flamberge, Elemental Blaster

Tue, 07/30/2019 - 10:13
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Chapter 9: Yet Another New Threat

The break was kind of eventful. We were promoted to Knight Elite and we upgraded our gear. We decided that our squad needed a name and came up with "Delta Squad" - original, I know.

I had traded some of the gems we found in the Royal Jelly Palace for an old gun. It wasn't like our energy-based firearms - it was more of a traditional, almost ancient revolver that used gunpowder as its ammo's propellant. My other weapons and armor received standard upgrades. You know, more defense, more power, so on and so forth.

Blake and Oliver traded their gems in for similarly ancient swords, wrapped in mysterious talismans. The blades were heavy and unwieldy, but packed a punch. Adrian in the meantime had used some of the fangs we plucked from the Snarbolax to procure a shrapnel explosive, and later alchemized a sword for self-defense. The blade allegedly had a very steep learning curve that led to research being halted after too many knights hurt themselves trying to use it.

Other than that, not much else happened. This week however, things picked up.

I was sitting down with Blake and Oliver. Adrian had gone off to compete in an explosives event in the meantime. I guess it was a way to pass the time, and he'd been participating all week long. He said he was doing it to get a specific prize or whatever.

"Mary. I've been thinking..." Blake said. "I don't really feel like much of a team player. I feel keeping my distance is hurting everyone."

I was surprised.

"But didn't we take down the Snarbolax and the Royal Jelly together?" I asked. "I remember you setting up that finishing attack against the Royal Jelly, too."

"Yeah. I've been trying to stop that behavior." Blake remarked. "It's hard...I feel anxious around other people."

"If you need someone to believe in you, believe in the Oliver that believes in you, Blake." Oliver said, encouragingly. Blake thanked him.

Then we were interrupted by the familiar ringtone of the comlink. It was Kora. We picked up.

"Hello, Delta Squad. Congratulations on your promotion to Knight Elite, by the way!" She started.

"Thank you, it's an honor." I said.

"I have a new job for you based on intel I've recieved from our recons. It's a little...urgent. Could you head to the lab as soon as possible?" She requested.

"Understood." I said.

"On it! Just finished the last game of Blast Network I needed to get that bomb recipe!" Adrian remarked. "I'll be there soon. Trademark."

We then made our way to the lab. Adrian had acquired an explosive that pulled in enemies before delivering an electric shock. I could see it being useful.

"We're ready for the briefing. What's the intel?" I stated.

"According to recent intel, the Gremlins appear to be plotting some sort of attack. We believe they're in the process of developing some form of weapon they've named 'Project R' that will be used in an attack on Haven itself. Spiral HQ and the Strangers are requesting you investigate this matter."

"Yikes. Because the Strangers sheltered us, they're now in the crosshairs with us." Blake noted.

"I feel the same way." Kora remarked. "We must put an end to this threat as soon as possible. We owe it to the Strangers, after all. I've acquired several leads on where they may be gathering resources. In the meantime, we'll run a scan on that device you discovered in the Royal Jelly Palace. Hopefully, we'll find out what it is soon enough."

"Understood." I said. With the briefing over, we headed off to our goals.

Our first two missions were to shut down several resource gathering operations, with the second one also requiring us to rescue a squad of knights who had been captured. Our third mission had us seeking out the schematics for the Gremlin weapon.

Heading through the halls as silently as we could under the down of Adrian's sprite's cloak, we approached what appeared to be a construction area. At the center was what was being built - a giant gun puppy, unfinished and dormant. It was likely a prototype or mockup of some sort. Sneaking towards the terminal, we accessed and poured over it for information.

The Gremlins really need better cybersecurity. They left the file servers totally exposed, letting us download and make off with several dozen files relating to Project R, including schematics and other miscellanous information of interest. Uploading it now would be rather risky and if we got caught we would likely have to fend off hordes of enemies.

We made our way back up to Haven, choosing to upload the files we had stolen to Spiral HQ for analysis there. As soon as we arrived back in Haven, we were told Kora had more intel for us, and so we headed back to the Lab for a second briefing. What a long day.

"I understand that Spiral HQ has uncovered Project R's nature?" I asked.

"Affirmative. Project R in fact appears to be a superweapon known as the 'Roarmulus Twins' which were designed by a member of King Tinkinzar's inner circle - the Crimson Order. These terrible twin turrets possess an arsenal of strong munitions, including mortars, rockets and powerful laser cannons. Their armor is built of an alloy that seems impervious to our weapons. The Gremlins intend to move these two up the Clockworks into the Arcade, intending to shell Haven until the city has burnt to the ground." Kora exposited.

"Do you have its location? We could stop it." Blake asked.

"We've found the facility it's being constructed at and it appears you won't be the first to have entered it. The Ironclaw Munitions Facility is a factory used to produce all sorts of weapons for the Great Colony and is highly dangerous, even to its workers. An Alpha Squad recon module appears to be somewhere within the facility. Recovering it would be a step forward in our inquiry into where they went." She continued. "I hope they made it out alive..."

"Understood. We're on it." I said.

"Good luck, Delta Squad. Dismissed." Kora replied, finishing the briefing.

With that, we were off, heading deep into the area of the Clockworks we were authorized to enter. As we headed through the tunnels, we began to see the factory. It looked heavily guarded. Breaking in would be difficult...

...but it's what we need to do if we want to save Haven.
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Author's notes:

No, you won't get to see Adrian's adventures in Blast Network. I mean, he was repeating the same minigame like, what, 300 times? Those recipes are so expensive.

And yes, this is more filler. Kind of. Let's not have a huge fight every chapter...

Fri, 12/20/2019 - 19:44
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Xaurian
Chapter 10: Project ARF

After having successfully broken through their defenses, we made it into the facility. The workplace looked incredibly hazardous. Security was still pursuing us through the barricades of rocket launchers, but then we hit a dead end. The gates forward had been closed and it didn't seem there was any way to really bring them down. Looking around, I noticed a lever system that seemed to be tied to it.

Striking it with my sword, the lever moved and the gates lowered while another row rose. Passing through, we struck it again to progress further. In the distance, I noticed further barricades were tied to this single switch. I believe I made this observation before, but I'll say it again...the Gremlins are really bad at security.

"What were they thinking!?" Adrian lampshaded. "That's gotta be the dumbest design choice ever!"

"Makes things easier for us, though." Blake said. "If we can co-ordinate when to toggle the barricades."

We marched on further ahead and discovered a fork and two barricades we had to lower. The controls were on both ends of the fork, so we split up and headed for both. The way me and Oliver took had us tearing through many disused munitions while rockets fired at us from behind. Fun times. We then fought waves of constructs in the area where the rocket launchers were firing at us.

Meanwhile, Blake and Adrian apparently had to navigate a maze of barricades before fighting waves of enemies as well. Once we cleared our respective areas, we lowered the gates and headed on further, over a floor of exposed wiring that sometimes tried to jolt us before proceeding into yet another fight. Afterwards, I noticed a memorandum that noted the twins are linked to each other. If one were to sustain damage, the other would "feel" it, potentially damaging it as well. We saw it as a weakness.

Taking the lift further down deeper into the factory, we discovered the power had been cut to this area. The doors wouldn't budge and everything was rather dark. Stumbling through the darkness and constructs, we approached a circuit breaker. Flipping some switches to turn on the lights, we suddenly found ourselves surrounded by enemies.

"Oh no." Adrian said, in a somewhat blunt tone.

"That's a nope from me!" Oliver concurred.

"Run." I said, lowering the barricade to enable our escape.

Making a run for it, we quickly got behind dozens of barricades, several forking paths and ultimately made our way to the next elevator, bypassing a barricade of lasers. Finally, we arrived at the bottom floor. As we walked, I noticed below a large amount of constructs on both sides of the walkway. More prototypes?

The walkway eventually reached a seemingly empty platform.

We only had a few seconds to look around the platform before the gates suddenly came up and klaxons started blaring. Two gigantic turrets, the Roarmulus Twins, rose from both sides of the platform. Seconds later, they opened their eyes and roared - looks like whoever was designing them wanted to try out their efficacy against individual knights and we were their unwitting test subjects...a test that is about to go horribly wrong.

They began opening fire with volleys of rockets aimed at each other, but blocked by barricades. We realised we could exploit this weakness and manipulated the barriers to try and get them to shoot each other. It was a boring and tedious process but we eventually got one to hit the other. The impact of the missile and its blast incapacitated it, giving us a chance to actually attack it.

We rushed to open fire on it with our weapons, chipping off portions of its armor and inner workings. It got back up and began firing at us more intensely, this time peppering in mortars. Still, we continued our assault, this time damaging the twin on the right. Both now began moving around the arena, changing position to try and throw us off. It didn't work, as we were still able to eventually direct their rockets to each other. They moved even faster once we damaged them further. They had to be on their last legs. We still got one down, but as we did, we could hear the sound of the other charging something up. Then I remembered and realised what that would be...

"Look out, incoming lasers!" I shouted, diving behind one of the barricades as it opened fire with an array of powerful electrolasers.

The rest of my squad fell back behind cover as well, only for the other twin to attack the same way too! Oliver made a daring gambit. He flipped the barricades again and dived under new cover, hoping to get one twin to damage the other with the lasers. While that failed, the other remained down long enough to resume attacks, this time aimed at finishing it off for good. Blake landed the killing blow, raising his greatsword before slicing through its cannon.

"Take THAT!" Blake shouted, the strike also cutting through much of the Roarmulus Twin, which then exploded and fell back into the pit it rose from. The other Roarmulus Twin suddenly shut down and fell as well.

"It's down." Blake lampshaded, sheathing his sword. "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

"Sweet! We broke the giant attack doggos!" Adrian cheered. Me and Oliver applauded Blake.

We did it!

With the twins destroyed, we had probably shut down the project and saved Haven. Out of curiosity and because I figured it could be useful, I salvaged what remained of the Twin Blake had cut down. Then we moved on. As we walked on ahead, I noticed a controller lying on the floor. It appeared suited for inputting commands to the Roarmulus Twins. Someone must've been operating it remotely, then fled when we blew it up.

At this point, I noticed a computer terminal. It appeared to have had a messaging application open on the screen, hastily abandoned by whoever was using it last.

"The Nine see all, hear all. Obey the Iron Law." A slogan read at the top of the terminal. I decided to take a closer look at the messages, which had no names or timestamps attached.
* * *
Mary's squad decided to read the messages on the terminal. For the sake of avoiding observation, I shall instead transcribe the messages.
* * *
Project R has been aborted. The factory was broken into by a squad of those iron invaders, who besieged the place. I attempted to stop them with the prototypes via remote control, but they too were destroyed.

I see, Warmaster. I am disappointed, yet unsurprised. These savages have proven to be a larger threat to the Great Colony than expected.

We had no advance warning of this attack, nor any knowledge on how they could've discovered the facility. Herex was supposed to be spying on them, but he and the whole Ministry of Intelligence have up and vanished! Cowards.

Herex will answer for this. This is an error on his part, not yours.

I can hear them advancing on my position.
* * *
Now, back to her.
* * *
I began to put the pieces together. I presumed Herex was the one who led the attack on the Lab and stole the artifact. The warmaster seemed to have been the one controlling the Roarmulus Twins, but the gremlin he was talking to was a mystery to us. Regardless, the threat to Haven was removed from the picture, so we could move on.

Well, move on in a few minutes. We discovered another recon module and played it back. This time, Alpha Squad Technician Rulen recorded his thoughts.

"Today, we narrowly avoided death again. We were ambushed on a platform above a pit of molten slag, forced to hold our ground against a horde of gremlins as we dodged rocket fire incoming from above. How fun." Rulen commentated. "Grantz took two hits point blank. I suspect beneath his iron suit is a body of equally heavy armor...wouldn't surprise me if it was true. He only staggered with each hit. Parma was hard on herself, saying she should've scouted it out. But how can you scout this fluxing world? Where the safety of each path ahead is in question as you wonder if it's still even there?"

I heard him sigh.

"This is world designed to confuse travellers that visit it. It wants to trap and destroy them. It's like a cat, toying with its prey before delivering the killing blow...I hate cats." Rulen finished.

"B-but I can has cute cats...? They're cute!" Adrian remarked. He seemed upset.

"The cats here really don't like us. Except for the one following me." I replied. Oliver laughed. Blake was silent. I wonder what he was thinking after that conversation we had before this long day began.
* * *
The squad returned to the surface after collecting Rulen's module.
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Author's notes:
You could probably put a certain song over the Roarmulus Twins fight and it would fit perfectly, especially with the ending.

Also doing daily updates was a mistake but at least this time we'll have it done before the decade is over. Hopefully. Probably.

Sat, 05/29/2021 - 16:03
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Xaurian
Discontinuation/cancellation notice

So, you may have noticed I have more or less not updated this fic in well over a year (last update December 2019). I more or less lost interest in actually writing fanfics and didn't feel like it was worth the time to actually finish it.

Ergo, I am cancelling the fanfic. I apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused.

As this was effectively a sort of canon but not really prequel fic to Machinauts, it would've covered a few things that weren't addressed (such as the fate of the knights that were mentioned in that roleplay) that this fic had the intent to. In hindsight I should've just put exposition in the actual roleplay as to what happened, that would've put less burden on me actually writing things here.

The writing was probably on the wall, but I figured I'd just make a proper update/confirmation as to what happened. Again, sorry if you were enjoying this.

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