Obscene Contest- Submit Anything
Wed, 02/13/2019 - 01:11
The theme is-
"Postmodern Dystopia Where We Open Prize Boxes And Get No Content Updates"
Oh come on it's funny, laugh.
Prizes WILL Include-
Grand Prize Pool
Contrails Aura
Last Straw Aura
Wild Aura
Winning Pool
Illuminating Ward x4
Honorable Mention Pool
Assorted Owlite Hats x3
Assorted Owlite Robes x15
Owlite Pipe x1
Ear Feather x2
Ritualist Pack x4
Tam x4
Sash Bag x2
Warding Candle x2
A Shadow Key? Why not rofl. Either way that's like 30+ items.
Participation Pool
Various Clovers (I have like 30?)
Various Node Slime Costume Pieces (that aren't rare)
I Ran Out Of Prizes Pool
I have about 1,400ish prismatic bolted vees that someone gave me and those will be given out. If I feel bad and you should have won I'll give you like 30 or something? WHO KNOWS.
How to acquire my belongings
First, you must submit to me whatever you feel like that also fits the theme. Any medium, crayons, leaves, pictures you took IRL that somehow fit, it doesn't matter. Then, on March 2nd or whenever I have time and get around to it BUT THE DEADLINE IS MARCH 2ND AT MIDNIGHT FORUM TIME, I will judge everyone's artwork based on how it fits the theme presented above and award them AN ITEM. That is correct. Everyone wins something, but if your thing is bad then it gets a regal tam and if it is a completely random picture or something you get a prismatic bolted vee.
Also-
Sign and date your work, so I know you at least photoshopped your signature onto something.
You may enter as many times as you like, but only one entry per day and if you just spam random pictures with your name on them every day I'll probably just give you scrap metal or something. Also I'll probably not give everything to the same person.
One prize per entry. Always one prize.
Yes it does have to be Spiral Knights themed. This is a Spiral Knights contest.
The deadline is March 2nd because that is when February 30th would be.
Poetry, lyrics, etc. are also allowed but effort is still required.
Bonus points if you-
Thu, 02/14/2019 - 01:59
#2
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/394846931542867969/54552908869835...
I photoshopped the previous entry for the valentine contest but then decided to put it here instead.
I've decided that instead of giving the prices to me you should donate them to the poor.
Thu, 02/14/2019 - 02:10
#3
Yo that is perfect. I kind of want you to submit it to Hera's deal as well now lol, purely because there's like 5 entries and I enjoy when people don't understand things. But I did say to submit it to me and not Hera rofl
Thu, 02/14/2019 - 13:47
#4
https://cdn.discordapp.com/at
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/181259601763631104/54570289756490...
I made a thing! Might edit it later to include a signature and other stuff.
Thu, 02/14/2019 - 15:44
#5
Well
I'm not sure what I just did but, I hope you like chromalisks and expect MANY more to come. https://imgur.com/a/6yf2WLe
Fri, 02/15/2019 - 04:38
#6
Today I'm submitting Qwote's duo bomber run where he kills vanaduke with old shard bombs and just had fun.
To truly appreciate a future dystopia, one must first examine the past utopia.
Fri, 02/15/2019 - 08:40
#7
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https://i.imgur.com/e6i0mv7.png
Zeddy's image comprised entirely of prize boxes.
Mon, 02/18/2019 - 11:33
#8
I gotta say that all of these are excellent, especially the prize box within a prize box, use of Spiral Spy is amazing and very much welcomed in this. I look forward to more entries.
Mon, 02/25/2019 - 06:55
#9
are promos content
Tue, 02/26/2019 - 00:48
#10
Oh god I'd totally given up hope on getting submissions to this like I can't see a way to make this easier for people but you didn't disappoint XD
Wed, 02/27/2019 - 16:29
#11
That was my 1st box
Recover this old ss and edit it in 20 minutes, I have exams I'm sorry. Happy Valentine's Day
I add knight name and date
Fri, 03/01/2019 - 06:20
#12
Bruh.
Left this totes original meme and OC until the last minute.
Fri, 03/01/2019 - 06:39
#13
exciting
exciting entry
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509971736209653760/55103538878598...
Sat, 03/02/2019 - 09:20
#15
Contest does end at midnight tonight (and not last night) so if you did make a last minute entry thinking it was last minute, surprise! You can make another if you want!
Sat, 03/02/2019 - 10:43
#16
https://cdn.discordapp.com/at
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/181259601763631104/55145879274376...
Since there's still time, I made another thing. Hoping it's okay that I haven't been adding my signature.
Sat, 03/02/2019 - 23:18
#17
hands with hands
I'm using my phone as a personal hotspot to submit this
I have no internet at my house for 5 days please send help
Sun, 03/03/2019 - 14:22
#18
XD
It's closed and I'll post the results in a while when I judge everything. Thanks for being extra submissive everyone!
Wed, 03/06/2019 - 22:04
#19
So the results are in. I apologize for posting late, I met Genie who is kewl IRL, and my friend's "friends" got high on ecstasy and threw away all of his belongings into the rain because he wouldn't rob a store for them. While helping him is objectively immoral I am a bad person and cannot help myself. Anyway.
If you don't get your prize contact me in game at Iips, that's two of the letter I so that it spells lips. I don't actually check my Fehzor, or promos are content accounts.
#1,2,6 (Zeddy)
You did a really nice series that fits the theme and builds on itself. Quote's bomber run is an amusing entry. I definitely enjoy plagiarism, especially self plagiarism.
I'll give you my 4 star kat hiss thing for unbind or I'll unbind it for you when I get more energy sometime. I mean. I didn't really plan to give it out but that's all you really want and maybe you'll play again?
#4 (Squid-Baron)
Probably the best entry, you understood the thing and put in the effort. Good job.
Prize- Last Straw Aura
#5 (Exelius)
Largely not on topic but good effort anyway rofl. Kind of pomo in that enemies are mass produced in factories and sent to us to kill and then we reuse their hide but no promos or lack of content lol.
Prize- Owlite Robe or possibly hat
#7 (Night-Shades)
A very interesting take on Zeddy's work. You definitely understood the prompt XD
Prize- Contrails Aura
#9 (Aferron-Forum)
This is quite clever since it uses bits and pieces of other things entirely, and the opossum quite well-- Spiral Knights has really random promos, and an opossum update wouldn't be out of the question at all somehow. Should have probably mentioned updating the localization files since TF2 references lol
Prize- Illuminating Ward
#11 (Mrdonbdc)
It's ok although it kind of feels like you just sort of checked as many boxes as possible.
Prize- Owlite Hat or possibly robe
#12 (Hatn)
Ah yes much better.
Prize- Illuminating Ward
#13 (Vivid Dreams)
It's pretty incredible although I don't think you understand why.. community becoming content and people as symbol being sold to others is spot on. You probably just sort of
But then I didn't ask for the philosophy, so you get a gold star anyway? Also I really like the idea that everyone understood about 40% of the prompt and shotgunned it. I think that's really funny.
Prize- Wild Aura
#14 (Crazy Pi Forum)
Pretty excellent, very indicative of our society.
Prize- Hat/Robe/Accessories? I'll see in a minute.
#16 (Squid Baron)
Quite creative.
Prize- Hat/Robe/Accessories? I'll see in a minute.
#17 (Fighting Polygon)
I did chuckle a bit, the repeated meme format is good. Memes are very pomo in the sense that we are mass creating our culture.
Prize- Illuminating Ward
Wed, 03/06/2019 - 22:54
#20
I'll mail you unbinding energy and then you can roll dice to see if I or Crazee Pi gets the kat hiss because you're not supposed to win kat hiss by skill or determination only by chance and lottery.
Wed, 03/06/2019 - 23:45
#21
Alright I'll unbind it when I get back from consoling my friend. The good news is that the friend won the fight against the rebel forces.
Thu, 03/07/2019 - 05:18
#22
Fixed a bug whre Knights could be whirled into the underworld wi
can’t believe I forgot about localisation files
Localisation files are my favourite content updates
Thanks for hosting the contest, though!
Sun, 07/14/2019 - 14:54
#23
Remember, don't shoot food.
hey this contest thats your hosting looks neat im submitting this now
you can open opossum boxes for a chance to get the normal version or there's a chance it'll just deep fry harder
pelease send all prizes to argljing thanks
Sun, 07/14/2019 - 22:15
#24
Lol it's been over for quite some time now. Good late entry though?
Mon, 07/15/2019 - 08:55
#25
Remember, don't shoot food.
Think of me as Gray Havens; I don't give stuff at regular times but you should give me a monetary prize anyway.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/394846931542867969/54516361783895...
Most fitting thing I could think of. IGN is Zeddy.