You probably already know I'm after one but if you don't and you have one and you want to sell it then sell it to me 'cause I'll pay you a lot and then we can all go home happy and safe and with all our fingers still attached to our hands please okay?

Contact me in-game by this name right here.

The free stuff part: If you find me a seller and I end up getting it or if you do come to me and sell one to me then I will give you a free CTR VH Acheron for being such a nice person.