The Lag Thread
Tue, 11/17/2020 - 12:38
Feel free to post in this thread whenever you have 5 connection bars and a good PC, but lag nonetheless!
Maybe post your region (US/EU) too, so the devs/admins know where it is an issue, if they notice this thread.
Your post timestamp will show if it's still a current issue. The post numbers will show how widespread it is. Maybe also share how it affected your gameplay and playing experience.
Maybe we just need more reboots, idk.
Wed, 11/18/2020 - 14:00
#2
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I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'Why am I lagging? And I tell them look, we know what lag is. We've had almost nine years of the worst kind of lag you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Increase and decrease of the connection bar. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what lag is, do you want to know what lag is? I'll tell you. First of all a Polaris, by the way I love the Polaris. It's probably my favorite gun, no it is my favorite gun. You know what, it's probably more like the Permafroster but with a lot of spam behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of pulsars. Except for the Supernova, now that's a pulsar that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. It's a nice gun but it's like, 'spam spam spam', on and on, like that. It's like a Mixer! You know what I mean? It's like a Mixer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these pulsars and we can shoot them and not shoot them and shoot them. SINGLE-SWITCH them even. Did you know that? We can single-switch them OR double-switch them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the keyboard smashing than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best on lag, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you.
Region: US
Wed, 11/18/2020 - 14:12
#3
This is a title
I always saw people complaining about lag but in all honesty I had never felt it myself. This changed very recently though (like maybe a week ago?) now I have the occasional lag spike/stutter whether I play on us or eu. I noticed you guys upgraded the puzzle pirates servers but what about us? Your servers cost maybe 900$ a year and you make 30x that during equinox alone. Maybe its time to reconsider where the money is going that we spend on this game?
Region: EU
Wed, 11/18/2020 - 14:13
#4
Uh
I lag simultaneously with other people. It's our fault tho, servers are fine. Blame corona for everything.
Region : Both EU and US, one time the other is better, the other time its the opposite
Wed, 11/18/2020 - 14:24
#5
Hey man true
This is probably due to existence of this pulsar type gun called Polaris. It shoots 3 times before reloading and it's shots expand after travelling 4.5 blocks. It also has a shock proc on it. The gun is notorious for it's super massive knockback and obstructing team members. The gun is behind the lag mate, trust me.
Region: Brazil
Thu, 11/19/2020 - 18:05
#6
Guys it happened again I lagged ok thanks bye
Thu, 11/19/2020 - 21:42
#7
@Hatn
well played
@Hatn
well played
Sun, 11/22/2020 - 04:27
#8
A terrible illness hath befallen myself whilst I played on the server today. It was. The lag.
Sun, 11/22/2020 - 17:59
#9
I have to say a lot of people
I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'Why am I lagging? And I tell them look, we know what lag is. We've had almost nine years of the worst kind of lag you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Increase and decrease of the connection bar. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what lag is, do you want to know what lag is? I'll tell you. First of all a Polaris, by the way I love the Polaris. It's probably my favorite gun, no it is my favorite gun. You know what, it's probably more like the Permafroster but with a lot of spam behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of pulsars. Except for the Supernova, now that's a pulsar that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. It's a nice gun but it's like, 'spam spam spam', on and on, like that. It's like a Mixer! You know what I mean? It's like a Mixer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these pulsars and we can shoot them and not shoot them and shoot them. SINGLE-SWITCH them even. Did you know that? We can single-switch them OR double-switch them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the keyboard smashing than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best on lag, believe me. OK? Alright. Thank you.
Dear Forums, Today I lagged. -Fehzor