After spending countless long, cold, unforgiving, brutal, vicious, barbarous, harsh, dangerous, menacing, wild, fatal, lethal, destructive, detrimental nights in the streets of cradle, just observing the monkeys I am surrounded by

I have come to the conclusion that I am the only person smart enough to decide who is good and who is not. Only my opinion matters and anybody who thinks otherwise is simply wrong

go cry about it

List -

1. Me - why? I don't need to explain myself to people below my level
2. Lil-Akemi - you dont ask a french person why they're bad because you wont understand what they're saying anyway
3. Sixth-Sense(i) - if he loses to you he forces you to listen to a 10 hour drill loop on youtube so do you really want to lose to him
4. Master-Chong - its that thing where you have to include kids in what you're doing or they become sad
5. Masixa - >>>>>>>>>>>?///////>>?>?>:L{P+}{:"">
6. Maerry - if you lose to her she hacks your account and makes you lose to her so can you really ever win
7. Last-Wife - he will simply force you to eat a week old cold block of spaghetti if you somehow manage to win against him so the choice is yours to make

Special mention for players who have spent half their life on spiral knights yet still somehow manage to be well below average -

1. Skepticks - if you thought diseases caused by ticks were annoying I am about to show you the worst disesase to exist in spiral knights
a man who is so invested in his own little bubble a war could break out and he would be updating his spiral knights lockdown tier list while people die everywhere around him

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if anyone wants to be added on this list drop your lowest lockdown score below and i will analyze it for 23 weeks and consider adding you