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A Slimy Spike Storm Strikes the Clockworks!?

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Fri, 09/18/2026 - 17:58
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Nelson-Mandolin

Yeah, these mf slimes are making my CORTISOL SPIKE FAHHHH

I'd like to note that I had a particularly rough day today at work prior to this, having spent 5 hours fighting what I can only describe as a "spaghetti monster" of an AV setup in actual furnace conditions, so I might be *a little* biased.

1: WHERE ARE THE SLIMES????
Coral titan gives us S6 with a terrifying D28 (more on that)
I sure hope we get the same treatment of arcade gates as last time. Hey GH, down here in AZ we get a monsoon season with some crazy scary (world vlass) sudden, and violent thunderstorms. You usually see them on the horizon around lunch time and by the time 5-6pm hits you better be inside or you're going to get atomized (hyperbole)
So, consider down the road having some subtle atmospheric build up

2: YEET
the patched alt farming (who coulda seen that coming?) normally I wouldn't actually be mad at this, except I don't think I quite "vibe" with the current alternative, not only are spikes spawning in rooms long after the party clears them and runs off, but now you have randoms throwin spikes in really inconvenient angles willy nilly. I swear I'm running a marathon now every level

3 The mimic boss is actually AM from IHNMAIMS
This is it, this is how humanity ends. Not from LLM data centers or openAI models breaching containment. No. The treasure mimic can not only now walk. THE TREASURE MIMIC HAS THE SAME SUPER SPEED AND NOCLIP POWER GMs HAVE. DO NOT LET THE MIMIC GET TOO MANY SPIKES OR IT WILL BECOME SENTIENT, AND THEN WIPE OUT ALL OF HUMANITY EXCEPT FOR A SELECT 5 THAT IT WILL KEEP ALIVE FOR ETERNITY TO TORMENT.

4: Æ
I forgot

Bye

Fri, 09/18/2026 - 18:15
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Jcyrano
Loved the reference

Loved the reference

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