I have a Snape-related idea, which I will post while not saying no as I do not want to be a mean person in parenthesis.

Snapes are very magical, fluffy, and cute. I like spending time with them because we can talk about our feelings. One day, my avian friend and I were discussing how his species' name sounds similar to a character's from a highly-acclaimed work of fiction. Then I had a (not mean) thought. Snapes, without exception, make everything better. This is unequivocally true. Because of this, I would like Snape binding to become an in-game addition. So many people wander about Haven wielding their grandly Faust swords, which are very good to curse things with. Now, I have ventured into many graveyards not wielding a Dr. Faustus sword, because I don't use them. If I did though and somehow mistakenly placed a pox upon myself I might think aloud, "What a horrible night to have a curse." However, if there was a Snape attached to the blade this issue would be entirely resolved. Do you follow my logic?

Snape binding would fix the economy as well, provided we could bind them to crowns, crystal energy, and of course other Snapes. All of this would cause the market to stabilize as a result of the Snapes' immaculacy.

Please vote on my idea since it is related to Snapes and therefore very good. I'm sorry if I was mean due to the word "no" appearing in the first sentence. If you say bad things about Snapes or this post I will have to grouse and other authoritative things.