Let's make CE broken

okay guys I figure if we able screw around with prices long enough we make prices high and low AT THE SAME TIME and as long as we keep this up the market will break and spew out free CE for everyone, how cool would that be???
Just Like A Miracle :o)
I'd love to get free CE! Just got to wait for a miracle!
Ignore this -->HONK honk :o)
Crystalline Energy, how does it work?
cAnT lEt YoU tAkE ThE mAgIc OuT oF mY mIrAcLeS. HONK :o)
Is this considered off-topic?
CA: magic is NOT REAL
CA: wwhatevver youre doin its not real its somethin else outright entirely
im so vvery disappointed in all a you

If I could change anything about CE, it would be threads like this not being posted.
I'm guessing you don't understand the references?
Poison, Fire, Stun and Curse
Rocket puppies... how do they work??
Spiral rainbows, they will shock your eyelids
(Crystal energy, you can't even hold it!)
Let's do it! I'll get my economic explosives.