JOKES ON YOU I WAS ONLY PRETENDING
My application for the GM position
This is a thing I do every week, I post a troll thread around about now and come back tomorrow to see people's responses then let the thread die.
I was going to do a serious thing to parody your thread but then I realised I am too awesome to not hire, even as a joke.
Alas, I can only forum with you for another 23 minutes, then I get to research the stock market to play in it later. I think it was worth not being able to sleep though, just so I could post in this forum and see your thoughts.
If you do finally decide to post a parody to my thread, could you please do it within the next 22 minutes? The opening bell is about to ring and I hope to read something amazing before I go.
Seven minutes, seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Seeya.
Speaking of this, the GM applications and etc were a long time ago (3+ months?), and we never got new GMs. And we certainly got a LOT of new users.
What's the deal? Were all the applications too terrible? Haha.
They posted they are looking for one fluent in french I believe.
Well Shoebox you could try and learn frencni 4 days maybe!
Just kidding. I'm french, I'd rather have a french GM actually. The time gap between US and Europa wouldn't make it possible for an US GM to assist us in-game at casual times!
I'm pretty fluent in french.
So fluent, in fact, I got a temp ban for it.
Too bad, I would vote for you. You have strong opinions, which are not bad for GM positions. I find that people with those tend to do better than those with no motivation.
And I find people's opinions a great way to pass the time. If you want, could we keep this in a single thread? It would be much easier for me, and it would probably save you some work as well.