Abyssus abyssum invocat.

First and foremost: I am going to write a wall of text just to discourage you from reading this lame boring application.

What is your in-game-name?

Although everybody claims to be my alt (which is partly true) and the names "Ipwn-vana" and "Jsdrhipqwzlooa" are taken, Laylla is all I am left with.

Why do you want to join Eos?

Ahh I was actually willing to join either Wolver Adventures or Laylla of Laylla but a very bad thing happened to me. All I remember is that the weather on that day in SK was windy and laggy.
I was kinda tired/had a hangover or something even worse anyways I wrongchatted and I pasted a link to my embarassing pics into the trade chat

Obviously nobody was crazy enough to retype this long awful sequence of random symbols into his/her browser however some of EoS members did that and as a result I got loads of tells saying "you're gonna join us; otherwise we are determined to spam that link to every single knight in SK.” Hey what would you do if you were me?
But seriously, being secretly in love with one of EoS members has been my most traumatic and stressful experience in SK due to the fact that my "victim" has no idea about it (or maybe he does?!). I kill him in LD but he doesn’t whine. I've spent hours staring at him in Haven but he avoids every kind of eye contact with me! Heart of stone! Being in the same guild enables me to stalk him secretly and maybe one day I would come up and say "Hey ... I've got to tell you something"
Or maybe he should remain unaware of my deep infatuation? I don't know what I want, I am a woman! (but I can get mad if I don’t get it)

Reason 3: Joining EoS is my ultimate goal in this game apart from learning how to say "you're a noobish AA bomb spammer" in Spanish.

[Serious mode] EoS is the only guild I truly respect in this game, it's not only the aspect of keeping the number of members as low as possible due to quality requirements, but also because of EoS people themselves, each one of them is special, have personalities that stand out, great sense of humor, and yes.. that dirty mind which adds some vivid colors to one's life ("It doesn’t matter what you say or think I always associate it with <69."). I hope I can bring something good to that community (not only STDs) [/serious mode]

Are you anti-social?

I am trying to be as anti-social as I can. I spend most of my time in SK escaping from a bunch of stalkers, answering "lol" to anyone who dares to send me /tell message in game (no matter what they said) and bidding on random auctions (yes, it was me). If I start any run I do my best to get my party mates killed by throwing fire pots or shield bump monsters at them just to laugh and steal their heat.
In pvp I chase people till they lose their breath and force them to surrender. [serious mode on] I spend 95% of my time chatting to people, the other 5% is... well... bidding on random auction [/serious mode]

How many runs do you do a day in T1 - T3?

Sadly I dont do many runs. However, ocassionally I join a random t1 party full of scared and shaking new players just to help (watch) them (them die) to kill (and steal) all the monsters (their heat).
I spend most of my time chilling in Haven or sleeping in your bed in the Guildhall.

How often do you play Spiral Knights?

I try to play every night (/highfive insomnia) I don’t have any particular reason for playing. At the beginning and was fascinated by how marvelous SK's economy is, trying to figure out how it works in detail.
Then I sunk my teeth into guild management and after some time I found vana runs/LD (guild) granfausting entertaining. Now, I enjoy doing simple and totally random t1 runs. I wonder what will happen next.

Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)

Yes I do (/pastes the member's list here) and most probably my name sounds familiar to you as well. Anyways I can still recall the moment when I saw Nj for the first time. That yellow personal color... that huge group of flies following him ... that cakehead smelling like a burnt potato carelessly covered with some cheap ketchup...
I was wondering ... "Is he paid for looking like this or what?". Then I started stalking him secretly and got to know other members of EoS.

Eos does have mumble would you feel comfortable using it ?

Yes I do.. but I might be a little shy at the beginning and I don’t want to disturb Nj when he sings, (and he does it quite often; even the lack of knowing the lyrics doesn't seem to stop him from that) because when he sings, my heart melts.

What sweet delicious treats do you enjoy?

I must admit I haven't tried grilled bananas yet (another thing on my to-do list) and I am not keen on sugar based products (however alcohol is based on sugar, right?) . I prefer spicy stuff ... no ambiguity here... (hey are you still reading this lame application?)

If you saw Boswick in game would you poke him hug him or yell at him?

Not enough options!
I would probably try to seduce him. If that didn’t work, I would find another way to steal his scrap-metals-and-general-goods generator.

Do you play Spiral Knights naked or in a towel?

Not enough options again. Actually I play in my ex boyfriend's shirt. I used to play naked but one day I realized that my webcam might accidentally be on and I freaked out. I stuck some duck tape over it so that I feel safer now (btw duck tape has so many strange uses but I am not going to mention them here). And yes I play in a towel. Also I happen to play with my feet (that’s how I scored my top damage in LD spamming Polaris charges).

How Old are you (Optional)?

Even though most of people in this game are deadly convinced that I am 69 I must admit I am not that old. However I can get all your sexual innuendos as well as serious discussions.

Finally, tell us about yourself (Optional)

I've been the head GM of Dark Guardians for over a year but now that DG's chat is all about necks, mugs and rock'n'roll and I've reached every goal being the GM, I am wondering how it is to be someone's minion.
I encountered some troubles though.

My life dilemmas are "what is love?" and this goddamn Pareto's principle. One day I will officially deny it!

Weird facts about Laylla:
Laylla is a bomber. She owns almost all 5* bombs. You never see her bombing though.
Laylla walks with mouse and she doesn't use the keyboard. The only button that's in use is "W".
The fact mentioned above also means that Laylla cannot use guns, because she can't spin while walking
Bad luck is Laylla's best friend. She often locks herself and the whole party in random places, so she can't reach even crappy mats and she keeps getting That bug.
Once, Laylla /ignored all the Game Masters just for fun. (It wasn’t funny though)
Don't open any box if Laylla's around, you'll get maid headbands or "nothing-bug-lol"
If you let Laylla join EoS, you'll all become her alts soon.
Laylla is the master of typos ("yay my a$$ tail is lvl 10 now!"), wrong chat, omg-I-clicked-join-instead-of-invite, trading proto stuff
If Laylla tries to arrange a Lockdown match, it will end Like this.
Laylla finds soloing things extremely boring. She never does solo runs. Never.

How long have you been playing Spiral Knights?

(lol you're almost done reading) I haven't got the slightest idea when I started playing SK. It could have been June or July ... or maybe September 2011. Some people say that I started playing SK for real in the moment I joined EoS. I must admit they're right.

Life's what you make it.

Laylla (ice cold)

PS: For some unrevealed personal reasons I want to have a bed in Punch's room

I DON'T KNOW LAYLLA, YOUR APPLICATION FOR GUILD REMOVAL IS THOROUGH .. but we like you too much.

God dayum.

I need a cigarette.

Thanks Contri, my life's complete now. I can start the autodestruction process.

1.How long have you been playing Spiral Knights?
I have been playing for about 2 months or 3 months
2.How many runs do you do a day in T1 - T3?
I usually find my friends to let me do vana with them because I am only a defender XD
3.How often do you play Spiral Knights?
I usually play SK everyday unless my parents don't let me
4.Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)
I don't know anyone in the guild
5.What is your in-game-name?
My IGN is Amhypoo because my little bro made my SK acc and he misspelled it.
6.Why do you want to join Eos?
I'd like to join a ld guild that is good O.O
7.How Old are you (Optional)?
I'm not gonna say anything about my age :P
8.Eos does have mumble would you feel comfortable using it (Yes or No *add if you have a mic* this does not hurt you application)?
I don't have mumble wat is it anyways? XD
9.If you saw Boswick in game would you poke him hug him or yell at him?
who's that?
10.Are you anti-social?
I think I'm social
11.What sweet delicious treats do you enjoy?
Uh.. I have too many favorite foods such as cheesepuffs >:D

1st Message- I will leave these now to report on my sanity within Ojou-samas basement. I must retain my sanity if i am to return to serve my Ojou-sama.
2nd message (6.9 hours from the first)- I am starting to feel a sense of intense hunger within these chambers, I feel that Ojou-sama meant the best for me as she was punishing me for my actions for sleeping in her bed.

3rd Message (69.69 hours from the second)- I am beginning to starve painfully within my chambers. The ginger beads lines the walls of my chamber, yet i am allergic to them and Ojou-sama knows. I may need to overcome this allergy if i am to survive any longer.

4th Message (i don't remember the time, they sees to all be collecting into one universal locus of time)- I have consumed amply amounts of ginger beads, I feel my body slowly swelling in response to the consumption of it, but i must hang steady to conquer and make it back to my Ojou-sama.

5th Message (...)- I stand wearily at the only painting i have of Ojou-sama, a dirt and mud mural of Ojou-sama and I, barfing to our hearts content. I hold back my tears in shame as I know that i have shamed her so. The infinite supply of ginger beads is both unbearable and a blessing, for i know that Ojou-sama has left it for me.

6th Message- I am beginning to waiver in my fading belief that Ojou-sama will come and open the door to let me out. I still remember that out of her anger on me, she in fact broke the door knob off and boarded the door with my first present i bought her, a piece of plywood with my signature written in crayon and industrial grade tuna. I believe for a moment that she has forgotten about me, but I dismiss this fact, because out of my dedication and love of her I must not lose faith in my Ojou-sama.

7th Message- The rabid raccoons have been unleashed upon me. I have only a few shreds of clothing left, and i use that to cover my sensitive areas (my eyes and head). I woke up with several scratches and a large hole in my heart, I know my Ojou-sama has forgotten about me. I crawl into the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.

8th Message- The Basement has lost power, and i know not what the time is in the outside world. The gingerbeads have long since grown old and moldy, but I refuse to deny my Ojou-sama's food. Ojou-sama, I hope you can hear me.

9th- I come to the realization that i must escape from the loving prison. I managed to craft a spoon from a raccoon head that I salavaged from the basement, and I proceeded to dig. I will find you Ojou-sama and I will never leave you! (tune in next time to Blackies and Azukii's "MY Ojou-sama and Me"

Steam users can post on the forums. This is a Steam-based account.

Not yet, still coughing a lot. That's because I had a lot happen the last 72 hours that put me back where I started as far as that goes though.

How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? 14/04/2010
How many runs do you do a day in T1 - T3? 4-5
How often do you play Spiral Knights? everyday
Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?) Njthug , Laylla , Uncosung .
What is your in-game-name? Darkcub
Why do you want to join Eos? I like this guild , is beautifull and have very goods players (in general)
How Old are you (Optional)? 25
Eos does have mumble would you feel comfortable using it (Yes or No *add if you have a mic* this does not hurt you application)? yes i have and i can
If you saw Boswick in game would you poke him hug him or yell at him? i dont know xD
Are you anti-social? nah im good person ^^
What sweet delicious treats do you enjoy? chocolat ! kit kat , i hate jellys ...
Do you play Spiral Knights naked or in a towel? in thong
Finally, tell us about yourself (Optional) im Cristiano Ronaldo.

Application for Miss-Tea & Mister-Panda.

How long have you been playing Spiral Knights?
We started back in the old days where 100 CE costed 2,300 CR, where Sprocket Rocket’s were gold and people with 3* gear were gods. I stumbled on this rare piece of game and just had to show it to Tea, although at first she was sort of neglecting it, we both fell to it’s charm in the first Proto Charge. So to.. Well you know, to actually answer your question, about 1 month after the official launch.

How many runs do you do a day in T1 - T3?
It all depends on the people online, lately it’s mostly been Boss Runs, about 2-3 per day but then again we’ve been in decently inactive guilds, so this number could definitely increase! Tea is pretty obsessed and I’m trying to suppress her so she can actually sleep. And not only T1-T3 but we also smash bombheads in Blast Network and get OUR heads smashed in Lock Down from time to time. It’s all about balance, I mean we can’t be awesome all the time!

How often do you play Spiral Knights?
It’s impossible to keep count, the endless hours of trying to sell that damn horrible UV’d gear and helping out friends in Shadow Lair. Tea would say that we play about as much as we spend time in bed together, we try to keep it 50/50, not counting in sleep or anything else in that equation.

Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)
We know Njthug, then again who doesn’t? Extrajuicybits is also a friend of ours, Tea gave her entire wealth to him/her when we left the game (only to return a month later or so haha) and he/she was kind enough to give some back when we returned. Xairathan is someone Panda has been dealing with ever since the start of our Spiral Knights time, we used to be ”Dragon buddies” (Being one of the few idiots who actually had the Dragon armor.) Laylla is our previous Guild Master, we have quite the long past with her, shared our grudges and laughs together! Especially Tea & Laylla, having their perverted minds collide causing mind-blowing all over the place.

What is your in-game-name?
Mister-Panda & Miss-Tea. Since we retired from our old knights called; Armedpanda & Teaparty.

Why do you want to join Eos?
Wanting is such a strong word...... No haha but really, we’re looking for a social, fun community and our long path has led us to this Guild, seeing as it seems to be one of the few ones that actually have real fun!

How Old are you (Optional)?
Long time ago, in a galaxy faaar far away.... No but yeah ugh.. We’re 19. And yes Luke, i am your father and all o’ that. (Huge star wars fans ofcourse)

Eos does have mumble would you feel comfortable using it (Yes or No *add if you have a mic* this does not hurt you application)?
Yes, we wouldn’t mind using mumble, we both have mics. And we do love to share our opinions and voices with people of other cultures, worlds and we have a pretty long history using Skype etc with Spiral friends.

If you saw Boswick in game would you poke him hug him or yell at him?
I would do none of these, I would strangle him with a bunch of confetti and Tea would yell at him, screaming that he should open that damned Core once and for all!

Are you anti-social?
Not in the slightest, at all. We love to [scrap]-chat with everyone, trying to make them as uncomfortable as possible. Most of the time we succeed, until we clash with like-minded crazies such as Laylla.

What sweet delicious treats do you enjoy?
Tea likes to take a whiff of the Cootiecakes all over Haven, and Panda enjoys the Extrajuicybits of some Jelly Queen.

Do you play Spiral Knights naked or in a towel?
We ”play” it naked, with a towel under us for the comfortable feeling, is that.. Not how everyone ”plays” it?

Finally, tell us about yourself (Optional)
Oh where to start...
We are a couple, been dating for over 2 years, I brought Tea into gaming and this time around she’s playing more than I do. We recently graduated, leaving ourself to the horrid unemployment that is our best friend at the moment, who’s obviously trying it’s best to keep us from getting real work, since none is being offered. We drown our sorrow in Haven 1, trying out the trading market, where at least someone is always interrested in what we have to offer. We’re a (obviously) perverted couple, so get used to extremely lovely uncomfortable conversations when we’re around, Tea is especially good at this! So yeah.. We’ve been bonking Gremlins since Day 1 almost, and will continue to do so until the end! If you have anything else you want to know, don’t be afraid to ask us, we only bite a little!

^

Best I can give you for that app is 2/10. But since you told everyone I made you do it, I'll give you an A for effort. <3

How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? 2 years
How many runs do you do a day in T1 - T3? at least 15
How often do you play Spiral Knights? Mostly during the Weekend
Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?) No
What is your in-game-name? Spineknight
Why do you want to join Eos? Because it seems fun to be in it!
How Old are you (Optional)?
Eos does have mumble would you feel comfortable using it (Yes or No *add if you have a mic* this does not hurt you application)? No
If you saw Boswick in game would you poke him hug him or yell at him? Hug him.
Are you anti-social? No
What sweet delicious treats do you enjoy? Skittles
Do you play Spiral Knights naked or in a towel? Neither
Finally, tell us about yourself (Optional)

Golza stop giving them protips on how to make us like them. >:c True EoS-to-be will already know how to do that and more. <69

@Rete I agree 100%. Painted fox is still a fox <69

Shadowknifer here.
I'm rather attached to /sniff-ing people. So beware, Laylla. Imagetchu next c=<

Also, about to edit my app and add some extra info, in case anyone is interested.

can i join echo of silence please i give money to the guild

How long have you been playing Spiral Knights?

I joined around april 2011.

How many runs do you do a day in T1 - T3?

Somedays, none, someday, i do tons of runs. Mostly T3.

How often do you play Spiral Knights?

These days I can't play much because of exams, but otherwise I'm on everyday.

Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)

Sadly no, I dunno many english players as I've spent most of my time on french havens.

What is your in-game-name?

Super-poatos (if you meet super-potato somehow tell him how much I hate him for taking my nick, I'll pay you cr to report him)

Why do you want to join Eos?

I've read the description and it made me laugh, you guys seem to take this game not seriously which is my mindset as well.

How Old are you (Optional)?

21

Eos does have mumble would you feel comfortable using it (Yes or No *add if you have a mic* this does not hurt you application)

I don't ve a mic, actually I do've a brand new one, but it never worked, I refuse to pay for another. Also you don't wanna hear a strong french accent.

If you saw Boswick in game would you poke him hug him or yell at him?

Is he the dev with the bush icon? I just wanna ask him if he designed bushes, why put a probability to get cr out of them? I always felt forced to destroy all the bushes since I started the game....

Are you anti-social?

Frankly yes.

What sweet delicious treats do you enjoy?

A lot of french friandises, which I dunno the english names of.

Do you play Spiral Knights naked or in a towel?

I live with all my family in the same room, we're ten, so no, I play dressed, all of them play sk, can they apply too?

Finally, tell us about yourself (Optional)

I tend to take the game easy most of the times but I sometimes can rage very bad for meaningless things. I quit this game ten times already, if not more, and started from scratch everytime since I always give away my stuff everytime. I'm about to quit again, I'll be back in two weeks no worries.

I'm not a good player. I had a newbie friend, two weeks ago I told him I'll carry him through Jk and beat the boss for him. I failed, he revived me and I died again, we went both up since we had no more mist for a second ce revive. I think he unfriended me too, so ungratefull. The other day I felt badass after finishing all of my missions and tryed a t3 arena on solo. I died on the first wave, greavers, revived, died again, went up, realized how bad I was. This is sadly a true story.

I like trolling around during runs when in a good mood. These days I just unfreeze Vanaduke on purpose and watch blitzers get smacked. Although I die most of the time from trying to kill the team and the worst part they get off safe and sound from my attempts, actually not even noticing them. These moments are sow depressive.

You will almost never see me play lockdown, mostly because I'm just terrible at it. I'll jump on a BN game now and then (like once a week).

About loyalty, if your guild is what it seems to be, I sure will never move out.

Edit: Argh, didn't see apps were closed! Sorry.

hello, im here to join the echos of silence, the reason i wanna join is to join a popular guild and make friends... like u, and i was wondering if i can join... so my eos friends, what are the requirements?, do i need certain gear like tier 2 armor or tier 3, defeat a certain boss solo?, if so please make a reply so i can happily join u guys :D

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1. I can't remember when. Somewhere in 2011 I think.
2. 0-3 or sometimes more runs ( if I dont' waste all my mist energy)
3. Not realy active, I'm more active on weekends or on holidays but on weekdays I'm not allowed to be on the computer/laptop. And I play a lot of other games but i check in to SK from time to time.
4. I think I know Repartee and I know Thunderbog (but he doesn't know me)
5. Gamaknight, but my friends call me Gama
6. Every time I loged on before there was only me online in my guild (must be because I'm from Europe, Bosnia and Herzegovina actualy, and they are all from America.
7. I'm younger then 18 but older than 13, is that enough.
13. I'm an old-fashioned SK gamer, if anyone here plays Diablo 3 my battle tag is Morugwar#2195
If the guild is full I am waiting for an empty slot.

How long have you been playing Spiral Knights? June 2011

How many runs do you do a day in T1 - T3? I do about ~4 vanaduke runs a day.

How often do you play Spiral Knights? I would like to say everyday... :) but as much as time allows me. I'll be more active on the weekends. So I'll be around a long time!

Do you know anyone from our guild? Spookeasy, Modelp, Yukabacera

What is your in-game-name? Spiltmilk

Why do you want to join Eos? To play with my friends. If they joined, you guys must be fun :)
I also recognize your players and you guys are always around, that's really awesome. I like the stability, plus I hear you guys got a bar now... and you give rooms too. That's a big plus :). I hope I can contribute somehow.

Eos does have mumble would you feel comfortable using it ? Sure.

If you saw Boswick in game would you poke him hug him or yell at him? Poke seems like the most diplomatic choice here...

Are you anti-social? No I guess not :P

What sweet delicious treats do you enjoy? I like pie a lot

Do you play Spiral Knights naked or in a towel? Towel definitely, I ain't no hippy.

CHEEZYMILK! I beat up a guildy when him mentioned your name for a link to your app. He's crying right now. CRYING!

Yuka and I have been stalking you on Steam, where the hell have you been???

Yo, Nj. /rubs hands together We get along sometimes, right? HMM?? Just look the other way while you throw Milky an invite.

@everyone else Yuka's internet will be out for about a week. My cells are already dying.

Ya know, Dale, I'm not sure EoS is going to accept someone who took all of our SL mats from the treasury and then applied to join another guild. I mean, you might do the same thing to them too, ya know? Perhaps you'd like to return those, since they weren't yours, before you go applying to another guild, hmm?

[edit: repaid 60k for 200k in mats? nice. EoS: I normally don't get involved in this sort of thing, but I wouldn't go anywhere near this guy. Sorry post #1500 goes to a bummer]

[edit2: 60k + 75k has never equalled 250k. Especially not when it takes this much effort to get back what wasn't yours to begin with. ~good luck to you, I'm out.]