@All Apps --- All applications have been processed from page 1 to page 72 (All apps before this post ofc). If you were not sent an invite to Eos, or did not get any "special message" from myself that means we sadly did not think you are the right fit for Eos currently. *This means all mailed applications as well* Feel free to contact me in-game via mail or pm if you have any questions regarding your application.
Keep in mind we will now be processing Applications every two weeks or so due to the amount of apps we are receiving and since we wish to well get to know slaves I mean recruits <69.
My last application... Lol I won't troll this time. I promise. :)
How long have you been playing Spiral Knights?
Year of '11, when I interested as to how it would feel to play as a robot.
What do you mostly do on Spiral Knights? (PVE? Vana runs? Lockdown? etc) Lockdown, hanging out in Haven and taking a knight off. And using snipes to poke my friends with.
Do you know anyone from our guild? (If yes, who?)
Not really... But I've played LD with a few players such as Perronius, Digicom, Graphotism, and Lycheesoup.
What guilds have you been a part of?
Optimistic
What is your in-game-name?
Killerhotness
Why do you want to join EoS so much?
Great guilds are difficult to find for me. Optimistic was a guild in which it centered around Lockdown and I was only in Optimistic for the entertainment. When I first joined Optimistic I created a welcome party by the sound of it - people laughed as I sang my words of sweet humor. To my prediction, the guild has lost its glamor that I licked as I was there. EoS feels like a strong guild that can rotate equal amounts of fun, laughter, and sincerity that I can benefit to.
How Old are you (Optional)?
I feel like giving my age out in public will stir up a buzz out of closet stalkers. I would rather not have someone peeping into my love life.
Eos does have mumble would you feel comfortable using it (Yes or No *add if you have a mic* this does not hurt you application)?
I wonder how it feels like to hear all of the... " erotic poetry, songs to each other, and. orgasmic conversations". So yes.
What do you do if we don't respond to your app within a few days?
Can I at least have 1 cookie...
Tell us how you would troll someone in Eos?
Kim Kardashian has a video game! Try it out
Are you anti-social?
No. People love being with me (at least Irl) :)
How many (regular) black snipes are in Sk?
Regular sized black snipes? Is that supposed to mean fried chicken... Well Spiral Knights doesn't have Fried Chicken (except that one snipe that sat on the electrical pole past the Auction House. Poor little snipe......)
What sweet delicious treats do you enjoy?
Well not fried chicken ... especially not GM Cronus. That's just mean. I love cookies (but I buy my own). I won't get anymore nightmares!
Do you play Spiral Knights naked or in a towel?
Closet Stalkers: On the rise again!
Are Echoes really silent?
Yes and no
Finally, tell us about yourself (Optional)
Okay. Stalkers, prepare to jot down some notes!
I lived in Candyland for 30 years. I married Princess Skittles and lived a happy life afterwards. For my entire life I built armor made out of Twizzlers and gum drops and created an extra protective coating made out of glazed syrup and molasses. I use Arm and Hammer to harden the armor.
I then bravely fought with my candy cane which surprisingly made effective... the licorice monsters died... But one licorice monster was left.
It ate me and I died.. And woke up to slap my alarm clock.