Yep, anything.
Except that.
Ask a Master Shoe Container anything!
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 09:55
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:36
#2
I... Is it in yet?
Not really.
Part of being a box is that everything that goes in me is smaller than me, so I usually don't notice.
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 14:03
#3
Has anyone attempted to put
Has anyone attempted to put something in you that exceeded your dimensions?
If so, can you describe the experience?
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 15:51
#4
Can I use you for my literary
Can I use you for my literature project? I need to set up a diorama from a scene of To Kill A Mockingbird.
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 22:06
#5
What do you recommend for
What do you recommend for boxes being a pure shoeboxer? I'm stuck between the hikingbootbox and the Sandals =/
thunks
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 23:51
#6
inb4 rule34 of boxes
Has anyone attempted to put something in you that exceeded your dimensions?
Nope.jpg
Can I use you for my literature project? I need to set up a diorama from a scene of To Kill A Mockingbird.
I don't want to be homework. I hate homework!
What do you recommend for boxes being a pure shoeboxer?
Four sides and a bottom, with a lid.
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 04:20
#7
The future of shoeboxes are
The future of shoeboxes are grim. Sure you start out as a happy little shoebox, housing fresh made shoes to comfort the feet of a special someone, but ultimately your fate is to hold the family cat and be buried in the back yard.
Are you trying to break this vicious life cycle of shoeboxes? Or have you accepted your fate?
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 06:12
#8
uffff... anything?
What is the best thing that you have donde in life? (So far...)
What is the worst thing....?
How many pairs of shoes do you have?
When it comes of caring about the look, what is more important?
Do you have other box friends?
- Enjoy answering this questions. (Be funny)
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 10:32
#9
how do you fare against other
how do you fare against other boxes in pvp? do you feel being specced for holding shoes is appropriate when facing a corrugated opponent?
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 15:20
#10
I cut myself trying to park a car.
"What is it like having shoes put into you, taken out, and put back in again without warning? Do you become startled?"
Hey, there are children here!
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 17:24
#11
Hmmm
How does it feel to be used for kids school projects
Sat, 07/30/2011 - 22:52
#12
12 in box years is like... Some number in people years.
Are you trying to break this vicious life cycle of shoeboxes? Or have you accepted your fate?
As far as I know, I'm the only sentient shoebox in existence. I would say this gives me a bit of bargaining power when it comes to determining my fate.
What is the best thing that you have done in life? (So far...)
Correct that spelling mistake you made.
What is the worst thing....?
Not being made out of recycled materials.
How many pairs of shoes do you have?
I'm a shoebox, I can only hold one pair of shoes.
But right now it's these.
When it comes of caring about the look, what is more important?
I have no idea what you're asking, but I am assuming it has something to do with eyesight.
So, two eyes usually help when it comes to looking, followed by being able to see out of them.
Do you have other box friends?
Mike Tyson.
how do you fare against other boxes in pvp? do you feel being specced for holding shoes is appropriate when facing a corrugated opponent?
Not sure how I will stack up against other boxes. But against other people my sharp corners win every time.
Hey, there are children here!
I'm 12. Am I a children?
How does it feel to be used for kids school projects
I wouldn't know.
Sun, 07/31/2011 - 10:22
#13
I'd have a good idea, but I ran out of light bulbs.
"I'm 12. Am I a children?"
I guess. Then that question would be even horriblerer in this context.
Sat, 08/06/2011 - 05:20
#14
Insert random comment here.
Do you have spiders inside you? If yes, what is your relationship?
Sat, 08/06/2011 - 06:14
#15
What do you do on rainny
What do you do on rainny days?
How did you become sentient?
Has anything besides shoes been inside you and if so what?
What would happen to you if you got ripped?
What abilites do you have?
Can you actualy speak or do you just know the english and how to type?
How big are you?
How much longer do you think you can live?
Do you feel infirior to lunch boxes?
Do you need to sleep?
How do you move?
Do you have eyes and if no how do you percieve things?
Sorry about all the quiestions but it's not every day that you get to talk to a sentient shoebox.
Sat, 08/06/2011 - 07:22
#16
Robox.
Do you have spiders inside you?
No. But if I did I wouldn't really care.
What do you do on rainny days?
Try not to go outside.
How did you become sentient?
Natural Selection, same way everything else does.
Has anything besides shoes been inside you and if so what?
Packing paper, shoelaces, those little satchels of silica gel. The usual stuff.
What abilites do you have?
When I'm closed, everything inside is both alive and dead at the same time.
Can you actualy speak or do you just know the english and how to type?
I can speak, I just choose not to. Typing is pretty easy though.
How big are you?
12 inches. U jelly?
How much longer do you think you can live?
I have no idea.
Do you feel infirior to lunch boxes?
No. Having food rot in me over the summer holidays and getting bashed around in a bag isn't my idea of fun.
Do you need to sleep?
Nope.
How do you move?
To the beat.
Do you have eyes and if no how do you percieve things?
Turns out you can go square eyed when you watch too much TV.
Sun, 08/07/2011 - 21:27
#17
Shoebox where's my prize what
Shoebox where's my prize what the heck was I supposed to do to claim it? I posted in the thread but then it disappeared from page 1
safsadfsadfsadfsafd this is silly
What is it like having shoes put into you, taken out, and put back in again without warning? Do you become startled?