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There's something SUSPICIOUS about this King Krogmo...

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Thu, 08/04/2011 - 19:58
CrashFu
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But I can't quite place it. I mean, this monster king shows up out of nowhere and asks us to stop exploring the clockworks and spend all day killing each other instead. Sounds reasonable... But then he hands us all these BOMB HATS, saying they're gifts and that we should all totally put them on our heads, and I can't help but think something isn't right about that... Free hat? What's his angle?

Well, I'm going to go ahead and strap this bomb to my head and go kill my fellow knights, but I'm keeping my eye on that monster king! I just know he's up to SOMETHING!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 19:59
#1
Flists's picture
Flists
I lol'd. +1

I lol'd. +1

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 20:01
#2
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Rangerwillx
So did I.

Hahaha.. +82.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 20:04
#3
Kerma
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Maybe lockdown is like the

Maybe lockdown is like the arcade version of bomberman but you escaping the blast network and killing krogmo..?

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 20:10
#4
OverDingle
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I, for one, trust King

I, for one, trust King Krogmo. A monster willing to converse with, and come to a mutual agreement for both parties, must be a gentleman and a scholar.

I feel that such a man would never betray us. He provides us with what we want - upgrades to our equipment - in exchange for what the monster community wants - entertainment. Plus a small amount of crowns; after all, maintaining the coliseum has running costs.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 20:13
#5
Sturak
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Come 2012 all the hats will

Come 2012 all the hats will explode and kill us all. :p

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 20:32
#6
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Rommil
i too

lol'd

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 20:35
#7
XTUX345
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HUMANITY WILL BE DECIMATED

@Sturak

Not quite.

You see, equipping one of those hats infects your PC with a virus that will set your PC to explode on December 21st, 2012. Spiral Knight's future worldwide popularity will ensure that every computer is infected, and humanity will be completely decimated. All because of a bunch of stupid hats!

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 21:18
#8
JoshMK
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Understandably, many people

Understandably, many people think King Krogmo is the bomb. Though the PVP he currently offers has boom for improvement, it's still an enjoyable way for knights with explosive personalities to have a blast.

Still, defuse who doubt his benevolence have every reason to do so. He just appeared out of nowhere, almost like that mysterious bazaar-esque building in Haven did. And everyone knows how looks can be deceiving when koopas are involved...

Perhaps it's combust to keep looking into the matter, once everyone has had their fill of PVP and all. As they say, "detonate than never."

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 21:33
#9
pikachupower
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It is strange for he sells

It is strange for he sells weapons that we use to destroy his monster brethren. Maybe he cares more about money than his own monster people( they watch us but don't know that King Krogmo is betraying them)

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 05:00
#10
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Gwenyvier
The Frog Prince is just a

The Frog Prince is just a good businessman. He gets us to pay to play in his colosseum, then he sells us recipes with the coins we win, then thanks to his obvious connection to the alchemy machines makes more money and energy when we craft. He then probably turns around and sells weapons and other things to the monsters in the clockworks.

He is playing both sides! I say we revolt and take all his stockpiled toys!

~Gwen

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 21:52
#11
Iyashi's picture
Iyashi
@Sturak And everybody died...

@Sturak And everybody died... Except for me, You know why? Cause I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position... That and I don't wear bomb hats.

Thu, 08/04/2011 - 22:39
#12
Thellion's picture
Thellion
Instantly deleted my bomb hat

Instantly deleted my bomb hat upon reading this press release

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 06:35
#13
Gigafreak
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A mask that's also a live

A mask that's also a live bomb?

It's okay, just put up your shield and you won't take damage when your face detonates.

It's like an explodier version of Shock status.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 07:03
#14
Splinter's picture
Splinter
Just waiting for the fuse on

Just waiting for the fuse on my bomb hat to run out...

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 09:55
#15
Soulstaker's picture
Soulstaker
I knew my bomb mask will

I knew my bomb mask will explode.now it's stuck to my head.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:11
#16
Starlinvf's picture
Starlinvf
I was disappointed when I

I was disappointed when I looked this thread and didn't see this..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wart_%28character%29

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:17
#17
Laverna
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nice one starlinvf. do you

nice find starlinvf. Just imagine 000 gets sued one day for stealing all those game ideas/characters lol

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 13:07
#18
Starlinvf's picture
Starlinvf
Just because disney thinks

Just because disney thinks they have exclusive rights to all forms of cartoon mice doesn't mean people can't mimic a basic game concept thats been around since the 1980s.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 15:35
#19
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Soulstaker
So we all screwed and the

So we all screwed and the bomber masks will explode and kill us all?!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 17:31
#20
culture
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Hmm

At least he doesn't sing, yet...

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 21:32
#21
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Soulstaker
Mario company should sue OOO

Mario company should sue OOO and for once they probally cooperate with us.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 22:32
#22
JimJonesBlak
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The Answer

I got this guys. There is no conspiracy theory here.

Its just that...

This is a very bad attempt at a PvP by OOO and that's it.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 22:33
#23
WeibblesSold
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Josh I think you gave me

Josh I think you gave me internal bleeding from the shockwave coming off those explosive puns.

Also guys have you considered this?
King Krogmo is a big guy.
It took forever for PvP to come back (almost as if it was on a different time line than most would consider normal*) ((Not complaining btw))
King Krogmo's coins gives a vanity item mask
The amount necessary using those coins to get the mask or to craft stuff with takes a while to collect.
The mask is the same as a hat.
The Masks can also be bought with money in a value pack
If you get the maskhat with coins you can "trade" it
King Krogmo's name starts with a K
K is 4 letters away from the letter G
G starts off a 4 letter name...
Gabe=King Krogmo

My god.

"Welcome to Spiral Knights LockDown PvP mode. Hopefully after 9 -amountoftimehere- its been worth the wait."

*Its a joke about valve time. Look it up.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 22:33
#24
Guildenberg
You know, this would be a

You know, this would be a valid point if Spiral Knights weren't so resilient. I mean, they've been shot, stabbed, bitten, attacked by zombies, clobbered in the head, zapped with Incini-Lasers, assaulted by living Jell-o, and forced to listen to other Knights complain about how much the energy economy sucks, and yet the worst that's happened to them is that they return to Haven with a rather large amount of Energy drained.

That said, I may want to keep an eye on Krogmo. Same with the gremlins in the Bazaar.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 04:48
#25
mejezfeld
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I'm starting to think "King"

I'm starting to think "King" is either simply Gremlin (which is a language the monsters that speak might be likely to know in the Clockworks) for "Manager/Leader/Chief/Important Patriarchal figure", or the Knights are permanently stuck in a very stupid feudalistic mindset so anyone with a larger range of power than over his own backyard is a "King".

King Krogmo is only a "king" because he runs a huge resort/Colosseum that is large enough to accommodate and entertain monsters from all over the Clockworks.

Let's just hope he isn't capable of reproduction, I'd hate to see his kids, particularly if they were female.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 05:16
#26
kraanox
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>;D

now everybody 's suspicious about the fat chroma king..... wtf....

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 07:23
#27
Ghret's picture
Ghret
After doing some data-mining

After doing some data-mining I found a very... 'strange', shall we say, picture of King Krogmo. That is all.

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 08:39
#28
mejezfeld
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Curiousity killed the cat

I guess OOO decided that since they couldn't stop us rustling through their files looking for interesting things they'd put in weird things to throw us off the hook and confuse us entirely.

It also seems they have a bunch of enemies skinned out that would be rather interesting to see in-game but are currently only either rumors or totally unexpected... For OOO's sake I'll not say more of them except that I can't wait to fight them in-game

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 14:09
#29
Darkmoonshoadow's picture
Darkmoonshoadow
ah

i get it, so his evil devilish plot is to activate the fuse on all the bombs on our heads and KEEEEL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE IS GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i always say that before pvp starts...

-DMS

Wed, 09/21/2011 - 17:35
#30
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Or the helmets could be a

Or the helmets could be a mind controlling device O.o

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 02:54
#31
Psychorazer
HEY!

Duskfinder! Can you find me a Dusk'er' coat recipe for 4K?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLsorry.............I need one...and couldn't resist the jab XD?

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 05:52
#32
kraanox
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//////////////

if were all gonna die..... then lets get high!

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 17:41
#33
Metroido
The Bombhead Masks are also

The Bombhead Masks are also very hard to remove, I had to cut mine in half with a sword!

Thu, 09/22/2011 - 17:50
#34
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
@ valkyrie182 : on fact I do

@ valkyrie182 : on fact I do wud u like to buy one? :P

@ kraid : there's a hole at the bottom of the mask where u can put the mask on and take it off XD

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 03:32
#35
Psychorazer
....hm..............

@duskfinder: So long as it's not bound, a recipe, and I can get it for 4K, then sure. Talk to me about it in-game if you want to argue or something, IGN: Psychodestroyer.

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 16:30
#36
King-Tinkinzar's picture
King-Tinkinzar
DOOM!

Time will tell, time will tell...

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 18:27
#37
Nicoya-Kitty's picture
Nicoya-Kitty
Also, I totally want King

Also, I totally want King Derpmo as my avatar.

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 19:42
#38
Shielded's picture
Shielded
lol

lol

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 22:44
#39
Rostran's picture
Rostran
But I like my Lovely Bombhead

But I like my Lovely Bombhead Mask.

It's quite lovely.

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