But I can't quite place it. I mean, this monster king shows up out of nowhere and asks us to stop exploring the clockworks and spend all day killing each other instead. Sounds reasonable... But then he hands us all these BOMB HATS, saying they're gifts and that we should all totally put them on our heads, and I can't help but think something isn't right about that... Free hat? What's his angle?
Well, I'm going to go ahead and strap this bomb to my head and go kill my fellow knights, but I'm keeping my eye on that monster king! I just know he's up to SOMETHING!
I lol'd. +1