Guild
...the guild. Yes, our guild is called Guild! Deal with it.
You might think because of this simple name, we'd just be another random guild. But we're not.
Inactive Members
If you have been kicked for inactivity but happened to come back, simply contact one of the officers or me and we'll gladly reinvite you back in.
An Introduction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVKSk7QpSOs
A brief video describing Guild as a whole.
Now seriously.
For years in my internetian life, I have played several MMOs, and been a member of even more guilds. But whenever joining a guild, there would be a few problems that I'd always face, hindering my gameplay experience:
-Inactive member load
-Inactive guild masters
-Guild masters that do not care about their guild
But the one worst thing would be... idiotic, noobish members. Those kind of people with a really weird sense of humour, often making terrible "your mom", "reported... lol jk", etc jokes, always getting mad over small things, asking simple things that they could find themselves all the time, (how do i move omg) their general immature behaviour, and... *shrug* ... the god damn mess their grammar is. (For Heavens' sake, your and you're aren't the same words!)
I might be sounding a bit mean in this, but honestly, several times, what makes someone want to quit a guild is one of those things; Idiotic people being the most common reason. Even if they do not end up quitting a guild because of that, they will certainly often feel very annoyed by those players.
As the guild master of Guild, I can assure you, I am not going to simply go inactive (...except I did but SCREW YOUR CRAP) and leave my guild dead, or accept this kind of people inside the guild.
Guild is a guild where we want some organization and matureness, in order for the gameplay experience for all of us to be pleasing.
Unique Features of Guild
However, obviously, even by filtering members, and keeping the guild organized and fun for everyone, it'd just be similar to other guilds. One other thing that we want to bring to our players is an unique and fun experience, something more than general guilds could offer. With this, sometimes we will be holding some random events and challenges, which can go from just having a spin party on the guild hall to playing quiz; From doing rush runs killing the least monsters possible, to doing full graveyard runs using no shield.
And it's not just random things for fun either, we might offer some prizes sometimes.
Several of our members have bought large amounts of CE, so in the end we'll have a large sum left; In those cases, we will be able to hold events and challenges like those. (although we don't have any actual plans for challenges or whatever right now; but you'll still some of us doing silly stuff in order to make the game funner!)
But that's not all we'd offer to our members; We also like helping them, with events or not, giving free things or simply doing runs with them. Our guild houses some pretty experienced and skilled players, so if you found yourself on tough situations, it's likely we'd be able to help. Unless you're doing a toxigel danger room on T3. In that case, we'll just call you crazy then join and die horribly.
But yeah - If you ever found yourself bored, or on a hard time, we'd always be glad to help.
Joining Guild
As said before, we have a somewhat strict filter on members; We're looking mostly for mature and reasonable members. Do not expect us to accept you in the guild if you act noobish, immature, idiotic or anything like that when you first ask to.
But either way, because of the member filtering, we might not accept people in as soon as they ask; We'd like to know a bit more about you. Maybe read some of your posts, watch your behavior in-game, play some levels with you, have a talk, ride a mechanical bull, ask some questions, make out, and more pointless stuff. Yeah.
And although you might be accepted, you're still under observation, until promoted to member; If we feel you are acting childish, we might end up kicking you.
Current status of recruiting: Open. We're back, I guess. Although me and Magnus aren't really much active anymore, so the recruiting job goes for Fruits and Twili. Go bother them.
The staff (who the hell even calls themselves that)
>Guild Masters: Biznasty, Magnus
>Officers: Fruits, Twili
Because of my recent inactivity, if you wish to join, please contact Magnus, Fruits or Twili.
Links, Services, some other crap
Mumble info: 63.251.20.101
port 8170
spylenz murmur.nfoservers.com
Ask any veteran/officer/myself in the guild for the password.
Other random reasons to join Guild
Also known as "the place where we can show off".
Our guild name is Guild, damn it!
Magnus, Decrous and Biznasty were the first players in the last Closed Beta to obtain the Fang of Vog sword, from Almirian seals. We also would kill him all the time with completely zero deaths. In under eight minutes. (We still do that. Sometimes.) Upon official launch, our members also obtained the first five Fangs of Vog. Insert more show-off-ness here.
We record videos! (not so much anymore!)
We're pretty social. We don't only do runs and talk about SK, we often have discussions about other things, sometimes even some pretty damn weird stuff...
We were one of the most successful guilds in the last preview, having over 70 members, out of which 55+ were actually active, and all of them were a fun and mature bunch. (...that was a lot, back then!)
Magnus is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Really, I swear! Just don't make him mad. At all. Seriously.
We have so many Fangs of Vog that we could make a Vog sculpture. If we had his fur, bones, flesh, eyeballs...
One of our members is called Pizzashark. I mean, come on. Pizzashark, dude.
We all love being STRONG.
Corn.
Also, bacon.
"We're pretty social. We don't only do runs and talk about SK, we often have discussions about other things, sometimes even some pretty damn weird stuff..."
Like....
Hentai.
:|
But in all seriousness, I've been a proud member of the Guild since CB.