Why are menders healing even tough they're not near another monster
WHY!!!!!
- The game would be easier without menders.
- Some people are too nice. Begging actually works. Eventually.
- Greed is part of the basic human nature of the player behind the knight.
- Their design changed? When?
- We knights are the bacteria on THEIR ecosystem. Naturally, the Planet produces antibodies that repel our invasion. Exception: gremlins and fiends?
- There are?
- Feel bad? Killing off the toughest guys on Cradle? Hell no.
- Do you want its awesomeness to be nerfed?
- The alternative is to take up more memory and bog down our computers
- Royal Jelly is made out of... royal jelly. Or Jell-o.
Oh wait, you wanted serious answers?
"WHY does the jelly king look so delicious"
In Soviet Cradle, Jellycube eats you.
I like how the first three topics are;
WHY!!!!
...SERIOUSLY?
WTF!!!!
Gremlins aren't stupid.
Begging is a necessary evil.
Paranoia.
Tell them that in their face.
That's what happens when we undergo downrocketing.
Because the market is broken.
Because they throw their own TV at you just so you could go away. Which is indeed sad.
Because you embrace the good side of the Force.
GET A LOAD OF THIS
Because affording so much jello and a core to make it alive must have been a royal pain.