But
But
But
That would mean that half of them are kidna
ARGH
Not sure what to think D:

16) Thou must give Gwen rum.
17) Thou must post another pointless energy complaint on the forums.
18) Thou must complain that everything is too hard, then complain more that everything is now too easy after it is nerfed.
19) Thou will remember that bragging in pvp almost always ends up with you losing (squirrel karma).
20) Nick will post his Commandments.

~Gwen

use a leviathan on a lumber when thou is not soloing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TAtRCJIqnk

21) Thou must not bring a gran faust in to FSC. EVER.
22) Thou must not bring a biohazard into FSC. EVER.
23) Thou must not bring a noob into FSC. EVER.
23) Thou must waste 2 minutes of your life on this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwJsbBVJE0w
P.S. Don't hate me forever after watching this. Don't worry, nothing inappropriate in here, a 10 month old could watch it.
Though he/shes brain might haunt them for life after.

Edit: Here's another song for ya. You'll love it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0

I really appreciate threads like this one.

24) Thou must not attempt to shield or run from enemies when the game and/or whatever deity you believe in does not will it. Any disobedience of this will prove futile as you will be moved back to where you were standing a few seconds ago.
i) Very funny, you nerd. Imaginary numbers don't count.
25) Lag does not exist. Anyone complaining of lag is a sinful heathen from foreign lands and must be condemned to blazes
-25.3) No negative numbers or decimals either!
26) Thou shalt spin. Be it standing in place or while walking, thou shall rotate very fast. Be it turnwise or widdershins, thou shalt spin
pi) ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE JUST DISCUSSED THIS.
28) There is no 27th Commandment. Please read the 29th Commandment for more details.
Blue) That's not a number! cut it out
29) There is no 27th Commandment, and there never shall be one until the Core opens. Anyone claiming to write the 27th commandment before that appointed time is a heretic and a boldfaced liar. The day the 27th commandment is truly revealed, a seven-eyed Gremlin will appear in Haven and all those who did not pay for anything shall fall over and break open, revealing them to have been full of waves upon waves of blind black snakes. The Gremlin will then utter the 27th Commandment, and the snakes shall turn to ash at the sound of it, and all the righteous ones shall venture forth into the Core and live forever as stars in the distant sky of a beautiful and sublime world far superior to the one they came from
30) Mejezfeld shall be exempt from the above but will instead get eternal life and a flying space chariot full of beautiful women pulled by unicorns. What? Narrating Holy verse has got to count for SOMETHI-*divine-blast'd*.
The taste of strawberries) Cut that out, seriously, it isn't funny

Commandments must be formal and well written, with no personnal remarks!!

26) Thou must not laugh at noob attacking the "Invincible" Snarbolax.
27) Thou must not speak of the Cautery sword.
28) Thou must cry "menders are OP" when dying in t3 arenas

lolz to all of these btw, il write some later

this thread is mad, except i think we'd all appreciate unfunny people not posting their ideas. lets begin at 34.

40) Thou must not spam Calibur charge attack if thou does not know how to use it properly

44) Thou must name all the snipes in the garden
45) Thou must explain how to fight a boss to noobs
46) Thou must own the boss by yourself if said noobs in 45 still can't do it right
47) Thou must own in the final stage of the arena if thy companions are all down
48) Thou must direct noobs who ask too many questions to the wiki
49) Thou might make number fifty and have a bottle of vodka forced down thy throat

52)Thou shalt not collapse before Commandment 77

53) Thou must not awaken all the gun puppies
54) Thou must hope for a Graveyard
55) Thou must endure when that guy spawns the entire Graveyard
56) Thou must express thine anger when Basil lacks desired goods

57)Thou shalt survive the hangover to reach the Core

61) Thou shalt make an energy topic.
61a) Alternatively, thou shalt post in an energy topic
62) Thou shalt refer to Snarbolax as Snarby.
63) Thou shalt mess around with the snipes in Haven.
64) Thou shalt not step on the snipes.
65) Thou shalt spend most of your crowns on CE.
66) Thou shalt use remedy capsules to cure your alcohol poisoning brought on from reading 66+ commandments.
67) Thou shalt post some commandments. DO EET NAOUGH!
68) Thou shalt complain about Blast Network even though half of the rest of the forums has done so already.

1) Thou must not beg in Town Square
2) Thou must not use Nitronome
3) Thou must refer to Devilites as Fiends, regardless of the fact that Fiend is a category of Monsters, not a type of Monster.
4) Thou must not leave the Advanced Training Hall unless they have set at least one other player on fire.
5) Thou must run around in circles when fighting a Trojan, therefore making it harder for thine allies to lay in a hit
6) Thou must not continuously bug other people to fill up the "Bribe Kogmo" bar.
7) Thou must not create characters whose names are comprised of meaningless scrambled keyboard letters
8) Thou must become stupid enough to think that continuously running into someone is a sexual act
9) Thou must never use Ash of Agni on a mob of Oilers. Ever. Ever. EVER.
10) Thou must take a shot of vodka every time thou reads a commandment
11)Thou must blame it all on lag
12)Thou must rant on forums
13)Thou must kick dead weights
14)Thou must not suicide bomb in Blast Network
15)Thou must write 5 more Commandments
16) Thou must give Gwen rum.
17) Thou must post another pointless energy complaint on the forums.
18) Thou must complain that everything is too hard, then complain more that everything is now too easy after it is nerfed.
19) Thou will remember that bragging in pvp almost always ends up with you losing (squirrel karma).
20) Nick will post his Commandments.
21)Thou must number your Commandment
22) Thou must understand and learn to accept the fact that Miku decided to continue her commandments from Thoran's 21
23) Thou must never brag about having random noob equipment for the lulz
24) Thou must remember that all the commandments so far totals to 24 shots of vodka
25) Thou must spread the word of this thread in heaven after dying from alcohol poisoning
26) Thou must not laugh at noob attacking the "Invincible" Snarbolax.
27) Thou must not speak of the Cautery sword.
28) Thou must cry "menders are OP" when dying in t3 arenas
29) thou must not drink fruity beer
30) thou must not nerf treasure vaults
31) thou must not invite teir ones to the lift before vannaduke
32) thou must not break commandments
33) thou must not bump threads
34) Thou must force a bottle of vodka down the throat of the one who creates the 50th commandment, if ever.
35) Thou must not bid on items at the last moment
36) Thou must not sell overpriced items on the AH
37) Thou must not spam the Snarbolax bell if thou does not know how to use it
38) Thou must not invite T1 players to FSC.. on Tuesdays.
39) Thou must never wear the Chaos Cowl
40) Thou must not spam Calibur charge attack if thou does not know how to use it properly
41) Thou must instantly guild chat people when they find a love puppy
42) Thou must run clockwise in the last wave of an arena
43) Thou must cover up how failed thine death was by quickly saying something unintelligent immediately after dying
44) Thou must name all the snipes in the garden
45) Thou must explain how to fight a boss to noobs
46) Thou must own the boss by yourself if said noobs in 45 still can't do it right
47) Thou must own in the final stage of the arena if thy companions are all down
48) Thou must direct noobs who ask too many questions to the wiki
49) Thou might make number fifty and have a bottle of vodka forced down thy throat
50) Thou shalt always hit lumber toward thine ally right as lumber attacks.
51) Thou shalt not open any energy gate, nay, unless that gate is a danger room.
52)Thou shalt not collapse before Commandment 77
53) Thou must not awaken all the gun puppies
54) Thou must hope for a Graveyard
55) Thou must endure when that guy spawns the entire Graveyard
56) Thou must express thine anger when Basil lacks desired goods
57)Thou shalt survive the hangover to reach the Core
58) Thou shalt pay my medical bills after my liver fails.
59) Thou shalt never abuse a mewkat.
60) Thou shalt find Nick's #10
61) Thou shalt make an energy topic.
61a) Alternatively, thou shalt post in an energy topic
62) Thou shalt refer to Snarbolax as Snarby.
63) Thou shalt mess around with the snipes in Haven.
64) Thou shalt not step on the snipes.
65) Thou shalt spend most of your crowns on CE.
66) Thou shalt use remedy capsules to cure your alcohol poisoning brought on from reading 66+ commandments.
67) Thou shalt post some commandments. DO EET NAOUGH!
68) Thou shalt complain about Blast Network even though half of the rest of the forums has done so already.
69)Thou shalt do all your possible to keep thy Commandments in the First Page

Put them into a neat little list :3
I am so tempted to read them while recording my voice.
Would be fun :3

70) Thou must always end up with teammates whom waste thy Catalyzer charges.

Phase 1: Collect underwears
Phase 2: ??
Phase 3: PROFIT!

Oh no I've broken commandment 33 what have i done?!

72) Thou must not make a thread about a topic that is already being discused.
73) Thou must say if you have not done a boss yet before the battle begins.
74) Thou must greet the Konjuring Kat every time you are in Moorcroft.

76) Thou must read my story "Let the Flames Begin"
77) Thou must read my story "The Spiral Empire: The Rise of Necropolis"
78) Thou must read my story "The True Meaning of Fear"
79)Thou must read my story "Rise of Exodius"
80) Thou must repeat Commandments 76, 77, 78 and 79
81) Thou must repeat Commandment 80
82) Thou must repeat Commandment 81
82) Thou must worship N3cR0m4nS1r
83) Thou must worship N3cR0m4nS1r's stories
84) Thou must repeat Commandment 82 and 82
85) Thou must repeat Commandments 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, and 85 forever