About:
We are the King Krabs, the pynchers of which shall pierce the heavens and throw down the fleshy ones!

But in all seriousness we are a small guild with no real goal other than bottom feeding and polishing our shells. Though initially it may seem like it, we are not a role-playing guild... We just like to goof off. If you want to role play here it's your business, just don't expect anyone to play along, or give you little fish to eat. No matter how delicious they may be.

The Official Backstory:
The King Krabs are a fast, fierce, shelled army based out of the Atlantic Oceans of Earth. All seven of them. Though we have grown past petty swords and spears (we have harpoons and hammers now!) we are still a warrior people, dedicated to hitting hard and fast without sacrificing defense.
"And all those who came before the sea
Smash against the iron walls of shell
And are stabbed by the many points of Krustacians
Our Watery cities shall know no end"
(Krustacians 3-17)
Our name comes from the ancient King Kaharab, ancient King of the Atlantic Oceans who had his armies ride into battle on fierce sea beasts, the beasts we now derive our various titles from. As a man rose in the ranks of his glorious armies, his mount would become harder, better, faster, dafter and, consequently, more impressive. Today the Krabs are lead by the Grande Lobster, decendent of King Kaharab himself who road a massive lobster, and is assisted by his faithful second, Great Salmon, decedent of the King's Steward who found the fish delicious.

The Actual Backstory:
Me and my friend Aura wanted to do a guild match in the Arena, and weren't part of a guild. Having an excess of energy, I made one based off of old jokes between us. Now we're looking to fill her up.

Interested in Joining?
Joining is simple, message me or one of the Great Salmons (officers) listed below to be added to the school. That is, of course, if you are deemed worthy of being a Krustacian.
If you are accepted into the guild, you enter as a Guppy (member). You have very little rights, and can be eaten at any time your betters deem fit. Eventually through displays of prowess (getting better gear, helping others, making the Lobster happy) you can be promoted, and eventually earn your very own title! Exciting isn't it?

Current Executives:
- The Grande Lobster (Guild master): Poli
- Great Salmon (officer): Aurailen
- Master Koi (officer): Swordzman

Current Guppies:
- Bumblethree
- Vmon