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Sun, 08/21/2011 - 22:39
Wooyari
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What would they be? I'd love to have my vog armor, along with Acheron and the Polaris, which I traded an Electron Vortex for.
EDIT: Since some of you like to count your armor set as one, I guess I will too. I really would like to have a Force Dynamo, now that several people have mentioned it. This equipment IS supposed to have a power source, and I don't believe anything on Earth is capable of powering this stuff.

Sun, 08/21/2011 - 23:14
#1
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Shoebox
Failing all that, four Gold Crowns to use as rims for mah ride.

A Force Dynamo, to generate electricity from nowhere. Which I can then replicate and sell to make billions.
Two Argent Peacemakers, so I can blow away people who try to steal my Force Dynamo.
And a Big Angry Bomb as a last line of defense, so nobody can escape with my secrets.

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 01:12
#2
mejezfeld
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I'll just pick the four items

I'll just pick the four items I have in my inventory that I like very much asdfasdfasd

Shock Edge seems to work CONTINUOUSLY without a bulky power source, so I'll grab that since it won't have the "charge time" nonsense bombs have.
Nightblade because then I'll be the envy of goffik kids and weeaboos everywhere and then I'll shoa them my stabs.
A blue-purple Spiral Sallet because scarves are wicked.
Prismatech Alchemer, because it fires Frickin Laser Beams in water-balloon form.

and oh this is actually going over the limit but I'd like a Stun vial right now because there's someone whose attention I've been trying to get for a while! adfsafdsdasdffgtdshse

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 07:40
#3
Lepreal
LOL. Id have a Sun Silver

LOL.

Id have a Sun Silver (just cause it looks like some gold bricks)
Id have a Valk set so i'd look like an angel
Id have an Argent Peacemaker so id make peace in the world. (ffs lol lmfao rofl)

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 20:37
#4
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Bigfootm
What Dark Ritual?

Vog Set
Fang of Vog
Argent peacemaker.

Why only 4??????????

Mon, 08/22/2011 - 21:27
#5
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Tuhui
I'd take some jelly gems.

I'd take some jelly gems.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 00:31
#6
PDotAlex
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Why only items?

Why only items?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 06:02
#7
sven123
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A mod calibrator A

A mod calibrator

A Polaris

Magikat hat

Darkfang shield

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 09:18
#8
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Keosermer
My wyvern...

My wyvern scale mail, helm plus my trusty ascended cal and gigawatt pulsar.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 10:32
#9
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Autofire
I would have my Vile Striker,

I would have my Vile Striker, so I could store it with other people's snacks.(excluding mine :D)
I would have my Jelly Gem, so I could have a royal feast.
I would have my Magnus, so I could blow people's heads to bits.(excluding mine)
I would also have my 4* Owlite shield, so I could scare the crap out of kiddies during Hollowen. :D

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 20:09
#10
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Keosermer
@Autofire

lol suicidel option #3.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 16:17
#11
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Equinox
Game Master
I would totally pick out four

I would totally pick out four snipes.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 18:13
#12
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Arctic-Fern
1. A snipe 2. Another snipe

1. A snipe
2. Another snipe (so it could breed)
3. Polaris
4. My mist energy belt

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 18:15
#13
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Yongchi
I would...

I would have
- Dread skelly set(no shield)
- Acheron
- Aegis

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 08:23
#14
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Merethif
Force Dynamo - A beguiling

Force Dynamo - A beguiling gadget that can seemingly generate energy from nowwhere. Shoebox already said it all there is to say ;-)

Torchstone - A small rock that smolders constantly. Gremlins patrolling the Cooling Chambers occasionally use them as hand warmer. I really wish I had one during my Iceland vacation. Anyway it seems useful during winter.

Hailstone - A small rock that's always a little cold to the touch. It's great for chilling beverages without diluting their flavor. Just perfect for my gin&tonic.

Vitasuit Plus - High-tech mail that provides the wearer with myriad medical boons, including bonus health, glossier hair, and fresher breath. Glossier hair and fresher breath is all I care about ;-D

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:30
#15
Wooyari
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Because four is an evil number

That is why.
I'd offer an explanation of why it is evil if it did not involve stuffing you into a trash bag full of slugs.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 00:13
#16
k2homie1
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I would have my Vog set (I

I would have my Vog set (I count the armor set as 1, problem?), Cold Iron Vanq. Crest of Almire and Divine Avenger, just because they all look bad***

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 18:52
#17
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Duskfinder
I wud have a Polaris and

I wud have a Polaris and acheron . Also a miracle hood and a grey feather cowl.

Thu, 09/01/2011 - 03:45
#18
iAM2FoREAL
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.

I'd take....

1.) Shoebox.

Thu, 09/01/2011 - 06:02
#19
arasuki
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jelly crown- for teh style

jelly crown- for teh style points
vitasuit deluxe- for better health!
A 15 radius pvp bomb to cause havoc in teh streets.
A sudaruska - cos its [frelling] huge.

Thu, 09/01/2011 - 09:42
#20
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Facejuances
just poison vials and remedy

just poison vials and remedy pills- i'd unleash a new virus to the world while holding the only cure.

Thu, 09/01/2011 - 20:11
#21
Ipatuss
I would take 1. Force Dynamo.

I would take

1. Force Dynamo. I could put it in to a generator and never have to worry about a power outage, sell it, or do some other shiz.\
2. Trigalv. I could show it to my amazed friends. I'd try to pick it up but it would be so heavy i'd accidentally drop it and create a glacier.
3. Vitasuit Deluxe. I would be so darn healthy (how do i make something in italics?)
4. Hail Stone. I hate when ice dilutes the flavor of my drinks.

Sat, 09/03/2011 - 09:10
#22
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Duskfinder
lol

Good idea juances +1

Sun, 09/04/2011 - 09:01
#23
Skillkid
my choices

ide like my armour so if someone atempests murder im safe and a silver 6 along with levithan blade and force dynamo (loads are chhooosing the force dynamo)

Sun, 09/04/2011 - 09:02
#24
Skillkid
good choices

a good idea for money i mean 1 company will buy loads so ingenoious choice

Sun, 09/04/2011 - 09:02
#25
Skillkid
good choices

a good idea for money i mean 1 company will buy loads so ingenoious choice

Sun, 09/04/2011 - 23:58
#26
Acid_Snow
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Polaris

I'd take a Polaris and shoot it upward. Might cause a massive power outage, but it might also give Earth a 2nd moon. Either way it would be cool, if not a bit shocking.

Why electron vortex? Graviton vortex is where it's at. We know electrons exist. We don't really have a theory which confirms gravitons' existence.

Gran Faust, so I can actually curse someone instead of yelling "Curse you!"

Spark of Life. Perfect for inspiring me to do the stuff I hate doing, and I wouldn't mind turning night into day.

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 17:29
#27
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Milesprower
mwahahaha..........

black rose hat for being awesome (XD)
argent peacemaker in case if anyone tries to steal my black rose hat.
azure guardian armor (it has a huge robe on it i mean who wouldnt want that in the winter?)
aegis so if i get robbed i can smack people with my shield and shield myself from pistol bullets (XD)

Mon, 09/05/2011 - 21:39
#28
Globosa
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equinox said: I would totally

equinox said:
I would totally pick out four snipes.

Ditto.

Tue, 09/06/2011 - 02:03
#29
tuiopo96
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i would take Azure guardian

i would take
Azure guardian armour + Chaos Cowl [Assassin's creed like style]
Gran Faust
Sentenza

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:39
#30
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Uber-Nerd
Oh, man these would look so epic...

I would get:

1. A Divine Avenger (It's a glowing sword that shoots three glowing sword-bullets out of it, how could you NOT want one?)
2. A Cold Iron Vanquisher (It's got chains FLOATING AROUND IT! I mean, that's almost as awesome as sword-bullets!)
3. Aegis (I know you can't use them in-game, but it has 2 extra blades behind it, and you can always use more sharp objects. Always.)
4. A Vog Cub Coat (It's a big jacket that's constantly ON FIRE, but doesn't burn you. Perfect for cold winters!)

Call me impractical for not choosing a Force Dynamo, but Force Dynamos won't get you gun-swords, chain-blades, shield-daggers, or fire-coats.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 17:51
#31
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Doggies
Me

me I would take blaze pepper, Brimstone, and rock salt to make soup and I would have a heater shield to heat it up on and a magickat hat to wear.

Tue, 09/20/2011 - 18:46
#32
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Goldmaker
1 Snarbolax1 Royal jelly1

1 Snarbolax
1 Royal jelly
1 Romulous
1 Vanaduke

And i want to be a master pokemon.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 19:42
#33
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Theskyblade
lol equinox got it

who wouldnt want a snipe? (given they can be housebroken?) for me it would be:

1 barbarous thorn blade
1 blue snipe
1 neutralizer
1 skolver set

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 03:06
#34
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Silverserpent
What would i choose?

I would probally choose the following 4 things

.Argent peacemaker (because there awesome)
.Nameless set (because its realistic,i mean who would were a suit thats on FIRE!!)
.Force dynamo ( they could be worth a lot of money)
.A Snipe (cause they're cute)

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 03:34
#35
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Granckatron
I would bring...

I would choose a
1) Divine veil - Its a halo, who wouldn't want that.
2) Barbarous thorn blade - Ohmygosh, its a hologram
3) Divine avenger - It shoots beams
4) Supernova - Less QQ more pew pew.

Actually, I would take some strangers, I mean who wouldn't want a STRANGER in their house? ( exaggerating )

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 09:20
#36
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Jmsa
items!!

My blazebrand to ignite my pit fire at home.

jelly king for my pet

A grey feather cowl to become a Ranger.(refferance to the book Ranger's Apprentice) read it its good:-)

a royal jelly crown to wear to school:D

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 13:09
#37
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Weposkonis
ITEMS!

I would have

Divine Veil

Divine Mantle

Divine Avenger

Argent peacemaker

Tue, 09/27/2011 - 18:58
#38
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Dirigible
Four things...hmmm...

I chose to get things that would be of most practicool use (not really).

I would have:

My Blizzbrand, for freezing anything and hack-slashing.

A Force Dynamo, as mentioned by like 1000,000 plus people on this thread, infinite power seems pretty cool...

An Ironwood, because what could be cooler than a metal log?

A Nitronome, but infinite of them just like in the game, so I could HAVE A BLAST...Get it?

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 04:02
#39
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Iyashi
I'd have: Azure Armor,

I'd have: Azure Armor, Seraphic Helm, a Devlite coffee mug, and, A snipe as my pet :p

Wed, 09/28/2011 - 15:45
#40
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Mightyputty
My Four Items

Snipes to give to my friends as pets, Crest of Almire to hang on my room, Some Royal Jellies to get jelly supply, and a Volcanic Salamander Suit for a stove.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 10:09
#41
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Futurer
-Tetra-Heart Pendant -Cautery

-Tetra-Heart Pendant

-Cautery Sword

-Gran Faust

-The Roarmulus Twins

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 14:28
#42
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Varriscious
i would love to have a dread

i would love to have a dread venom striker, acheron, fang of vog, and barbarous thorn blade in real life :P

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 20:06
#43
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Rangerwillx
Hah.

Hmm..
1. Force Dynamo. (Boring, but I'll take it for $)
2. Everfrost. (ZOMG, everlasting ice cubes!)
3. Electron Vortex. (VORTEX BABY! Also can charge over and over and over and over. Could recreate as weapon to send USA's foes to another dimension.
4. Magma Driver. (The people who try to steal my force dynamo will BURN. Also could recreate for the whole US Military, making us unstoppable.)

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 00:58
#44
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Shue-Donnym
MY LIST IS AWESOME

Alchemy machine
Basil
Stranger who sells energy
An elevator from the arcade
I can simply buy energy and craft using the recipes from Basil!
And if Basil does not have the recipes I need I will step out the front door then step back in for a new list of recipes!
I will just delve using mai lift for mats!
Haw! Haw! Haw!

Fri, 09/30/2011 - 22:28
#45
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Toastyspiralknight
I shall have MOAR THAN 4 ITEMS

I will have...

A snipe and a spookat.

The whole azure set.

And a force dynamo.So I will not have to pay my power bills.

HURRAH FOR DEFYING THE 4 ITEMS RULE!!

Sat, 10/01/2011 - 09:36
#46
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Spacesentry
-Divine Avenger -Barbarous

-Divine Avenger
-Barbarous thorn shield
-Polaris
-Nitronome

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