Come up with some Jokes relating to Spiral Knights!
How about Spiral Knight jokes?
Tue, 09/06/2011 - 02:58
Tue, 09/06/2011 - 03:34
#2
Mr Bombastic is not at all
Mr Bombastic is not at all fantastic.
Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:26
#3
A Knight walks into a bar and
A Knight walks into a bar and says "Lager!"
Thu, 09/08/2011 - 14:47
#4
not really jokes
Spiral knights the boardgame. Similar to monopoly.
Chance cards -
Struck by a lumber, go back 3 spaces.
Pay revive cost of 20 energy.
Shield took too many hits, return to haven, do not meet basil, do not collect heat.
Bitten by grimalkin, return to haven.
Defeated snarbolax, collect 2000 crowns.
Advance token to nearest vendor and pay twice amount of recipes.
Joined guild, collect 10 ce.
Receive 4000 CR for sale on ah.
Achievement unlocked collect mist tank.
Thats all I got right now
Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:43
#5
Hehe
what dark ritual
Fri, 09/09/2011 - 15:05
#6
Gunpuppies
What do you get when you cross fire with a dog...
Redrover... Hahahaha... lol...?
Fri, 09/09/2011 - 16:06
#7
Ha
hahaha
Fri, 09/09/2011 - 19:18
#8
Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spiral
Spiral who?
Spiral this world!
Get it? Spiral kinda sounds like "I rule."
Mon, 09/12/2011 - 00:56
#9
Because it saw the Black Knight.
Why'd the Snipe cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Mon, 09/12/2011 - 23:16
#10
Lichens
Two lichens had a child.
The lichens surname was bigger
Who is the largest of them all?
The newborn, coz' hes a lil' bigger
Tue, 09/13/2011 - 13:38
#11
How do you avoid Vog users in
How do you avoid Vog users in PvP?
Stand very still. they are like cats and attack anything and everything that moves.
How do you stop a bomber?
call them fat.
Why does one become a gunner?
"I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool."
Thu, 09/15/2011 - 00:43
#12
...
Struck by a lumber, go back 3 spaces.
Shield took too many hits, return to haven, do not meet basil, do not collect heat.
Pure genius.
***
During Labor Day, the devilites go on a strike, leaving Dark City a ghost town.
***
Kats are ghosts. What could possibly have killed them?
Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:11
#13
Joke
My mom told me to never talk to strangers.
The why does every spiral knight talk to them.
lol
There should be a fourth tire
Because a car can't drive with only three tiers
lol?
Oh hey there little kitty are you lost?
What dark ritual?
O.O
lol...?
Sat, 09/17/2011 - 17:44
#14
Snipes
If a snipe had a gun, what would it be called
Sniper
Because r looks like a gun facing down, turn you head anti clockwise
Sun, 09/18/2011 - 05:43
#15
some jokes
A beast scale is made when a beast weighs himself and notices he needs to work out.....lol
U know why so many people are wolvers? Cause they wanna chase that ritual kat till it falls cause it's so dang weird....lol
Hey u wanna know where i found impostacube? he was in a restaurant drinkind too many mugs of misery......lol
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 09:54
#16
oh look! a love puppy!
lets
oh look! a love puppy!
lets beat the crap out of it for healing us!
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:50
#17
Jokes
Why Alpha squad crossed Cradle?,to get to the core. lol?
Why the core shallowed alpha squad? cuz they were yummy. lol......
Why a knight twirls like a ballerina before collapsing dead to the ground? cuz they are SPIRAL knights. LOL
Related to the last post/ What is the best music for a knight death scene? Spin me right round!!!!! TROLOLOLOLOL
Who are snarby parents? Vog and Skolver . LOL.....?
Why the jelly gems are tasty? because money makes everything better (get it? gems=money). lol?
Why the houses in haven look a little strange? cuz they are STRANGERS homes. LOL
Why the guys in the core never rest? cuz theyre the CORE of the operation. LOL
Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:04
#18
This thread is making me
This thread is making me groan.
Fri, 09/23/2011 - 04:59
#19
THE JOKES HERE ARE THE JOKES
THEY WILL KILL YOU TO DEATH WITH BOREDUMS
Sat, 09/24/2011 - 00:13
#20
SK Roll
I have a good one.
We’re no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldn't get this from any other knight.
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…
I'm never gonna give up
I'm never gonna to let us down
I'm gonna to run around and own them
I'm gonna make 'em cry
There gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie but hurt them.
(this was aimed at the mobs/monsters to fear)
*Rick rolled?*
Sat, 09/24/2011 - 09:25
#21
These jokes can cause curse.
These jokes can cause curse.
Sun, 09/25/2011 - 21:34
#22
What does the develite ask
What does the develite ask the other? "Could you please fiend my papers?"
There is a little chroma complaining to the alpha wolver about being one of the lowest, easiest enemies in the game. Once the little chroma finishes complaining, the alpha wolver replies, "Well you don't have to be so beastly about it..."
What do you get when you cross a Faust with a Shivermist Buster? A Gran Frost
How many jelly cubes does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, they don't have any hands.
What does a Pit Boss mean when he says he wants Ice Cubes? He wants someone to go to an Ice Jelly area with a net and catch some. (explanation: Ice Cube is the name for the Ice Jelly)
How many gremlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends. If it's a Mender, that's all you need. A Demo or a Thwacker, Neither of them can. They just blow up or smash the bulb.
What do you call a newborn Quick Silver? A Quick Sliver
Sun, 09/25/2011 - 21:57
#23
"Sir, we've finally made it
"Sir, we've finally made it to third stratum!"
"I guess you could say... That we're in pretty deep."
Mon, 09/26/2011 - 08:48
#24
This thread. I have been
This thread.
I have been cursed and am just gonna back away now. To safety.
>What does the develite ask the other? "Could you please fiend my papers?"
Except this joke. I lol'd.
Mon, 09/26/2011 - 12:29
#25
My faust has weaker curse chances
Only YOU can prevent friendly fire. Its not nice to blow eachother up.
Mon, 09/26/2011 - 12:55
#26
Some of these are funny
Two knights get back from a run.
Knight #1: Yes! I finally have enough crowns to upgrade my calibur.
Knight #2: Cool!
Later, at the alchemy machine....
Knight #1: I hope I get a UV.
.........Crafting...........Ding.
Knight #1: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY.
Knight #2: What's wrong?
Knight #1: It says my Calibur is "Tampered".
Knight #1 and #2: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO.
Wed, 09/28/2011 - 18:21
#27
NOt being RudE
well, not to be rude but some are very humorous, well among others,
some could become a bit better. Heh. Just saying
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 03:20
#28
sad and boring not 1 made me
sad and boring not 1 made me laugh or even smile :/
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 06:01
#29
I'm cursed because of your
I'm cursed because of your bad jokes! But I'll take damage if I click on the red X to close the page... curse you! D:
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:19
#30
lol
i forgot the name of the thread that posted this, but all the jokes started out as: u know ur addicted to spiral knights when...... so, ima have a go at this
you know your addicted to spiral knights when........
u catch fire and wait for the status effects to wear of.
u take a bet to stick ur hand in a electrical outlet saying " no problem, i got my quiksilver mail on....."
u run around holding bombs above ur head and keep waiting for a flash of yellow light to appear.....
u see a sub machine gun and say... whoa! an antigua!
i go on a suicide run, knowing u will be killed by enemy fire, saying " no problem, can just revive"
u see a dead person, walk up to them, and are confused when they dont get up when u revive them
u try to pay your energy bill in large coins about half the size of u......
u walk around swinging a sword and saying: beware wolvers!
when u see a statue of a dog, u run around warning people that gun puppies might pop up soon
when u see red sugar cookies, u run into them, trying to heal yourself.
when the police catch u climbing a uitlity pole, u tell them that ur pet snipe is up there.
u run around in a dog suit covered with snow.
u go to ur trip for the desert wearing a flaming dog skin, and when asked why, u say: i got fire resist, wont be burned now.........
that all i got for now, will think of more later!
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:21
#31
wait, i forgot one
u spend your day going into wine shops and running into bottles, trying to collect vials :D
u start bombing statues, wolfs, and lizards, thinking there enemies.
Fri, 09/30/2011 - 15:59
#32
yo mama jokes, (note, yo mama
yo mama jokes, (note, yo mama jokes are suppost to be funny and interesting so if u are easily offended plz do not read the jokes lawl)
Old, very old
Yo mama so fat she stepped on the elevator on dept 1 and reached the core!
Ones i made up
Yo mama so fat she's her own shield Lawl
Yo mama so dumb when she got a recpie she asked where was the baking supplies
Yo mama so dumb she thought haven was where God lived
Yo mama so dumb she thought you could mix a divine avenger with a gran faust to make a gran avenger (or divine faust)
Yo mama so fat on lockdown a guy used a silver six to shoot her and it bounced back and died
Yo mama so Slow it took her 10 secconds to swing her cutter
Yo mama so fat she thought the jellyking was her snack
Yo mama so dumb she when she was at moorcroftmanor and the forcefeild was blue she said "how the crap do i get in?"
Yo mama so dumb she tried killing her teammate with a wolver coat/wolver cap (thought it was wolver)
Yo mama so dumb she went up to a gun puppy and petted it
Yo mama so fat she lagged all the way
Yo mama so dumb she had 20 jelly gems and wanted to buy an antigua when she was hungry (You can probably guess what happened next)
Yo mama so dumb when she picked up a snipe she used it to try to kill a zombie (lawl)
Yo mama so fat the bombhead mask started to look smaller
Yo mama so weak it took 1 hit from a proto sword to kill her
Yo mama so dumb it took a whole day trying to figure our which was better a Divine avenger or a Hot edge
Knight A:Donation? Donation? Knight B: Donate your face braheem Knight A: Donate Yo mama
Non spiral kinght bent
Yo mama so dumb she bought a piece for paper to watch pay per view (paper veiw)
Yo mama so dumb when she ate a skittle she said "this is the crappiest m and m i ever ate"
Sun, 10/02/2011 - 21:13
#33
Gun puppy.
A Gremlin threw a wrench and said fetch to a gun puppy.
The gun puppy moved.
Wed, 10/05/2011 - 14:46
#34
MY WRENCH
Nuuhuuh my wench!
Why is it called snarlbolax?
It roars.
Why is it called roarmulus?
It snarls.
Wed, 10/05/2011 - 20:08
#35
One time there was this
One time there was this wolver chasing me, I was low on health and had tripped on a rock stubbing my toe, anyways darn thing caught up with me and bit me right between the cheeks... and no, I am not saying it got my nose..... so then I go to attack figuring I can at least go out fighting, but then come to find the wolver was both stunned and poisoned!
Ever since that day I have started every one of my mornings with a good luck bean burrito :)
Why is Jelly King so tasty?
Because he is full of Jelly Gems!
Jelly Gem: Typically only carried by jelly royalty, these squishy gems are the official currency of the jelly kingdoms. Though highly prized by the slimes, most creatures simply eat them as they are quite delicious.