==> Player: Read up on the guild Adorabloodthirsty.

You are now reading about the guild ADORABLOODTHIRSTY. Which is to say, you are now reading this post. Wow, that was an AMAZINGLY INSIGHTFUL OBSERVATION. Good job voice in head, good job.

You find out that this guild is run by a bunch of people who like to pretend they are HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS. That also explains their slightly odd guild name. The other reason is that they are just PLAIN ODD. You feel your CRAZY SHENANIGANS METER go up. It is also worth noting that in this CASUAL guild, a majority of the members seem to function on PST time.

But you're getting sidetracked here.

As you read further, you see that they have set up a GUILD SITE as well as SEVERAL REQUIREMENTS listed on the aforementioned site. You decide it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these.

Once you are confident that you will not be driven crazy by the antics in this guild you decide to check out the application form.

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Name:
IGN:
Age:
Experience:
Favourite Color (Y3S TH1S 1S REL3V4NT):
Have you ever "bred" a tentacle slime :
Why do you want to be a part of this guild:
How much stupidity can you tolerate:
Tier ( not really important, we're just curious ):
Microphone (y/n):

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Wow that was a lot of stuff to read, good thing you took your time and read it all. I mean, this is the kind of thing people get tested on--- right? Anyways, it's time to think about whether or not you really want to play with these strange people. It might be a good idea to ask that Sollux fellow any questions while you're at it.