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Fri, 09/23/2011 - 19:38
Tollero's picture
Tollero

I guess this is a forum game of some sort!

So, we all know what the secondary title of a Treasure Vault is, correct? "Fortune Smiles on the Greedy?"
That... Doesn't seem quite right, does it? Especially since a lot of knights- or just me- work their butts off to get to one!
Here's your chance to fix that typo!

Just post with whatever you think it should be, hyuk hyuk.

I like "Fortune Smiles on the Dudes Who Just Barely Got Though a Graveyard to Get Here" and "Fortune Smiles on the Knights Who Had Just Enough Energy to Go to One More Depth."

now you try!!

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 23:05
#1
Horizonknight's picture
Horizonknight
Let's see

Fortune laughs on the Knight who skipped an arena for less crowns and heat.
Fortune smiles on those who wanted Graveyards, because they are not getting it.
Fortune frowns on those who waited 30 minutes to see if they can get this.
Fortune faints on those who say that this is a good area to gain crowns and heat.
Fortune beats the hacker to death with a chromalisk tongue.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 05:11
#2
Guardianknight's picture
Guardianknight
Hmmm

No Graveyard for you. Better luck next time.
Sorry, try again.
Oooohh, so close yet so far away.
Welcome back.......to nothing.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 07:31
#3
Becs's picture
Becs
I hate vaults...

Fortune says "Sucks to be you"

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 08:38
#4
Sourix's picture
Sourix
LOL!

Fortune beats the hacker to death with a chromalisk tongue.

^This is my favorite so far XD

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 08:39
#5
Thimol's picture
Thimol
Formerly Sylvanius, front and center.

Treasure Vault: You done been screwed
Or:
-Broken Promises
-AHAHAHAHA OH GOD
-Would you like to kill yourself?
-No Refunds

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 08:40
#6
Iron-Blast's picture
Iron-Blast
This is all true.

Fortune thinks you shouldnt have done that.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 08:58
#7
Skankingrove's picture
Skankingrove
Treasure Vault: I bet you

Treasure Vault: I bet you wish this wasn't random.
Treasure Vault: Everybody else got the arena.
Treasure Vault: Where profits fear to tread.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 09:15
#8
Kriptoid's picture
Kriptoid
treasure vaults are filled with minerals and grass

fortune spits on those who come here just for the happiness
fortune smiles at those who say JACKPOT
fortune laughs at those who bring elemental for the chromalisks
fortune smiles who come here for money
fortune laughs at the greedy who skips the graveyard
misfortune welcomes all
fortune smiles upon people who use 10 energy for 500 crowns
fortune welcomes the lawnmowers
chromalisks welcome hard earned pills (that will be stolen)
fortune welcomes the weary knight
forune smiles on the greedy

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 11:49
#9
Chocodemon's picture
Chocodemon
I think I'll try this:

Fortune smiles upon those who want graveyards but get treasure vaults, and vice versa

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 14:22
#10
Tarnrazar's picture
Tarnrazar
Fortune spits ont he cowards

Fortune spits ont he cowards that wanted to be beaten to death with chromalisk tongues instead of phantom blades
Fortune farts on the cowardly
Fortune turns to the knights that worked their blades off for this
Fortune laughs at the noobs that get laid by chromalisks

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 14:53
#11
Benb's picture
Benb
Skankingrove's is best.

Treasure Vault: Where profits fear to tread.

+1

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 15:12
#12
Sourix's picture
Sourix
LOL! Lemme try!

Treasure Vault: Everybody else got the arena.

LOL!

Treasure Vault: Fortune says improve your skills
Treasure Vault: Stealing vials since 2010

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 15:16
#13
Agrimony's picture
Agrimony
Fortune smiles at Basil's

Fortune smiles at Basil's inability to provide useful recipes.

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 19:54
#14
Tarnrazar's picture
Tarnrazar
@Above LOL!More

@Above LOL!

More ideas:
Fortune smiles on the gremlins that wasted their time to make this
Fortune poisons the scardy cats that did nothing but hide behind a shield to get here
Fortune kicks the spartans into an endless hole

@Below... i dont get it

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 19:44
#15
Thimol's picture
Thimol
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Treasure Vault: Your Tears Are Delicious
-Latent Energy Tax
-What treasure?

Sat, 09/24/2011 - 23:01
#16
Phlagleblast's picture
Phlagleblast
Fortune is a fickle goddess

Fortune smiles on the Newbies
Yet laughs at the Pros

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 01:49
#17
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Vaults are useless....

Fortune raises its eyebrow at the noobs dancing for joy at his door
Fortune expresses confusion at all celebration
Fortune wished everyone would shut up about how much he sucks (NO!)
Fortune mocks all those who enter
Fortune wishes to add cake at the end of his title
Fortune smiles upon the greedy (CAKE)
Fortune giggles as he adds heat to all of your boxes.
Fortune hacks and removes 50% of the cr he's supposed to have.
Fortune needs a life and stop giving us so little for our hard-earned mist.
Fortune thinks it's fair that the best he gave me in T2 was a Force Buckler.

EDIT:
"Treasure Vault: Your Tears Are Delicious" This is because ppl will cry that they didnt get a regular stage, and Fortune savours each moment.

"-Latent Energy Tax" = We're just stealing your 10 energy and giving you less stuff for it.

"-What treasure?" I think this s self explanatory. If you don't get it, it translates to: You actually thought this'd be profitable?

Sun, 09/25/2011 - 03:46
#18
Bumbling's picture
Bumbling
Fortune smiles... just not on

Fortune smiles... just not on you.

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