Why half of all worlds are slime
This game actually takes place hundreds and thousands of years after an Earth post-apocalyptic scenario considering the overgrowth and ruins and literally Hell raising from the core of the planet except the demons are office workers and the dead just don't like people waking them up
there was a massive virus that turned the earth's population into slime and the slime seeped into the underground labyrinthine clockwork that comprised most of the pre-apocalypse earth's infrastructure which is why we see slime everywhere
and the Core is the last pure sample of that virus
we're going to doom ourselves into becoming slimes
that's the ending to spiral knights have fun everybody
I take offense to this! My people ar-----
I mean, we must stop this invasion. First, though, everyone needs to turn their back towards me and close their eyes. This knife is for cutting the surprise cake, obviously.
we are not going to turn to jelly as we are not human, and we are not from this planet