Why Blame Boswick?
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:17
So, I've heard this for a very long time... Why is everyone blaming Boswick?
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:25
#2
Metallic Knightmare
Boswick will break everything you know and love. It's only natural, as a citizen of Haven, to blame every misfortune on Boswick.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:32
#3
Boswick should be blamed
Boswick should be blamed because he is Boswick, and if he were to be blamed for anything else he would not be Boswick. Boswick should also be blamed for everything because he sells reasons to blame Boswick.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:34
#4
@Michealb
Yes that to, and we can blame Boswik for making Micheal think of that.
Dogrok is also Boswick in disguise, so be afraid.
Boswick is a Boswick, so that is why we blame things on Boswick. Boswick is a blamed to blame things on Bpswick for Boswick's blaming sake.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:36
#5
Another reason to blame
Another reason to blame Boswick is because he looks like his twin, Bosco, who blames Boswick frequently. Again, like Bigfootm said, one should blame Boswick because he is a Boswick.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:40
#6
An because Boswick sleeps on
An because Boswick sleeps on the job in Haven in the fountain sometimes, I will try to find the pic for proof.
Blame it on Boswick because 9/10 Boswicks sleep on the job.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:42
#7
Which one is Boswick? i
Which one is Boswick? i forgot.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:46
#8
Well
You should ask him.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:49
#9
True.
Boswick is in the fountain, like 9/10 of all the other boswicks are. Another reason to blame Boswick is that he tries to trick people into eating snipe food.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 17:52
#10
What Dark Ritual?
*Is eating snipe food thinking it is bacon*
What was that last part Micheal? Oh. *Spits out Snipe Food*
And we BIOB (Blame it on Boswick) because he eats helpless knights and OOO staff, including other Boswicks. Cannibal!
ven, 09/30/2011 - 18:00
#11
What Dark Ritual?
Oh noes! It is now the 3rd thread! Keep it first!
Boswick, this is your fault, isn't it?
ven, 09/30/2011 - 18:17
#12
It can only be the fault of
It can only be the fault of Boswick! And now it is second! You tricky monkey!!!
ven, 09/30/2011 - 18:21
#13
I blame Boswick because I
I blame Boswick because I must. Boswick is he who breaks things, that we must never forget. I could tell you how this tradition of blame began, but it is better left in the dusty history books of the Preview Event. ;)
ven, 09/30/2011 - 18:28
#14
See? Dogrock AKA Boswickis
See? Dogrock AKA Boswickis tryingto cover up his blames by blaming his self.
And yea, this better be left as a good 'ole preview tale. Oh, how I miss beta and preview.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 19:11
#15
And now Bigfoot and Dogrock
And now Bigfoot and Dogrock are trying to cover up their preview tales. Definitely Boswick's(Dogrock's)fault.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 19:11
#16
@Bigfootm
Have you gazed into the eyes of Boswick?
Know you the madness that lies there?
Nay, you do not.
Nay, you cannot.
I have looked long and deep into the two orbs that are but windows to his soul--I saw only the screaming of his name, that to speak would end the world.
Writ large in the depths were charred words: "Look on my works, ye mighty, and draw fanart."
TL;DR: Dawkrawk is not the Boz.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 19:18
#17
A better question would be...
A better question would be... Why not blame Boswick?
Food for thought.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 19:16
#18
@Provi
*Stares into Boswick's eyes once more*
OMG. Boswick was possessing Dogrock. =O :(
ven, 09/30/2011 - 19:25
#19
And of course, Boswick
And of course, Boswick possessed Bigfoot and Providence to say that... Ah, the malevolence of the soul of the fiend of the Dark City that is Boswick...
ven, 09/30/2011 - 19:34
#20
...
You all make me cry at times for giant fails kinda how Boswick makes me rage when he breaks Spiral Knights
ven, 09/30/2011 - 19:49
#21
Also
Also if you can't ask Boswick ask Rose.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 21:49
#22
This reminds me.
Worry not,
This reminds me.
Worry not, Boswick's punishment for all his past and future acts has already been delivered.
http://i.imgur.com/tVmqB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/c4VX1.jpg
ven, 09/30/2011 - 22:30
#23
@biznasty Random question,
@biznasty Random question, what helmet is Brojo wearing in that first picture? I don't recognize it.
ven, 09/30/2011 - 22:36
#24
wait....
WHo IS boswick? ^_-
sam, 10/01/2011 - 03:44
#25
WHY?!
Because he is one of the designers and therefore partially responsible for the existence of every Alpha wolver, Slag Guard, Devilite, Polyp, and many many more annoying mobs. Also he probably helped with CK which I totally hate. It's not worth the mediocre crown payout and constant being forced to light a candle. Jack, thats what the crown payout nearly is mosta the time. Also I think we should
dim, 10/02/2011 - 07:41
#26
BOSWICK
BOSWICK
dim, 10/02/2011 - 12:32
#27
Metallic Knightmare
Boswick confirmed to be Spiral Knight's endboss, Destroyer of Worlds, and Master of The Cradle.
After all, any knight that wears the chaos set is up to no good~
dim, 10/02/2011 - 14:21
#28
@Nicoya-Kitty: That's the old
@Nicoya-Kitty: That's the old placeholder art for the Skelly Helm.
dim, 10/02/2011 - 16:02
#29
Boswick: Dstroyer of worlds,
Boswick: Dstroyer of worlds, bush-trimmer, master of chaos.
He should be blamed. HE IS A BOSWICK!!!!
dim, 10/02/2011 - 16:10
#30
the only thing that most
the only thing that most people like about boswick is his bush
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/27367
LOL
Because, we blame it on Boswick for not thinking of blaming it on Boswick, so that is why we blame it on Boswick. If we didn't blame I on Boswick, there would be no Boswick, so we have to blame it on Boswick for there to be a Boswick.
(Kidding, Dogrock started it.)