Written for the Jempire:

The Jelly March

Ruby- I went to the Clockworks to steal Chika’s cookies
Chika- I gave him some cookies to steal his chapeaus
Espira- I wanted the cookies so I joined to get them
Dot- But a lichen appeared and we all shouted, “Whoa!”
Rev- So we split into teams and put on our best gear
Xai- Onto Battle Royale! It’s a Jempire race!
Silv- And I hope that my shadow-based weapons do well
‘Cause if not I just might end up flat on my face!
Everyone- Jempire! Jempire! On your mark, get set, go!
We’re marching down to defeat the jelly foe!
Jempire! Jempire! Get ready to boast!
‘Cause soon we’ll have a royal jelly for our toast!
Saph- The polyps are bad and the lichens are shocking
Wis- The lumbers are mad and they need to lose weight
Emerlite- I honestly hope that we finish this quickly
‘Cause it’s been a few hours since last I ate
Damon- We get down to Basil and acquire his recipes
Missuss- Then we go to depth 15 and whatever’s there
Mister- I’m glad I brought shields for the minis to batter
‘but I wish I could recon so the jellies don’t stare!
Everyone- Jempire! Jempire! On your mark, get set, go!
We’re marching down to defeat the jelly foe!
Jempire! Jempire! Get ready to boast!
‘Cause soon we’ll have a royal jelly for our toast!
Multi- The vials are flying with poison inside
Damon- The minis are swarming ‘round our shields and our feet
Chika- But we’re racing Ruby so we cannot lose this
For he’ll steal all my cookies if here we are beat
Steam- We’re almost done cutting our jelly buffet
Ironfox- I think we beat Chika since his party was small
Ruby- That’s excellent! Now I can steal Chika’s cookies
But first let’s return with our big jelly haul!
Everyone- Jempire! Jempire! The jelly is dead!
Ruby and Chika cut off his squishy head!
Jempire! Jempire! Get ready to boast!
‘Cause now we have a royal jelly for our toast!
Chika- Ruby stole my cookies but I think I’ll let him go
Xai- And I’m glad a Nightblade is the sword that I use most
Everyone- ‘Cause now we have a royal jelly for our toast!!!