MAKE ME LAUGH
EARN SOME CRS
TO FIND ME AROUND HAVEN LOOK FOR MR-SPIRAL-KNIGHT
OR SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST
OR I'LL SEND YOU A FRIEND REQUEST
ANY JOKES
POST THEM HERE
HERE'S MINE
WHERE DO SPIRAL KNIGHTS EAT
*DRUM ROLL*
KROGMO KING
OR KFS(KENTUKY FRIGHED SNIPE)
SPIRAL KNIGHTS JOKES =)
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 14:00
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 14:39
#2
Continued
Monsters: "If you're just going to mug us, why didn't you parachute down and slit our throats instead of riding down that noisy elevator and banging on the metal?"
Spiral Knights: "Because we're knights and we have codes of honor. Our codes require that if we want someone's stuff we must fight for it and we couldn't really do that if you were sleeping on each other, eating each other, playing free sci-fi fantasy MMO games, or whatever it is you monsters do when you're not fighting, terrorizing, or kidnapping..."
Monsters: "... Whatever." *prepares for battle*
Spiral Knights: "--And because it was a 'Knock Knock Joke.'"
Monsters: "This is just a joke?"
Spiral Knights: "Hmm? Oh no, we're really here to fight."
Monsters: "Oh."
*battle starts*
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 14:47
#3
windsickle
awesome i loved that 3k for you
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 15:54
#4
Here
Here are a few old ones. Some don't really make much sense anymore.
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/317
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:42
#5
tanterian you get
250crs cause you tried and i didnt get it at all
windsickle you get the same so 3250crs for you so far but dont keep it up i think the last i checked i got like 6359crs or something but i make alot of crs so :p
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 16:56
#6
[Insert a novel's worth of
[Insert a novel's worth of knights doing utterly and truly depraved things to each other]
Gremlin Mender: ... Bloody hell. What do you call this?
Knights: THE ARISTOCRATS!
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:04
#7
spadger
explain to me
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 17:41
#8
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28joke%29
EDIT: Of course, now that the joke is explained, it won't make anyone laugh. :I
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 18:07
#9
terrible joke but had to try
Why did the knight commit suicide?
To get to haven.
*cue cricket noises
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 18:35
#10
What Dark Ritual?
[Gremlin walks up to knight.]
Gremlin: Mending!
Spiral Knight with wrench wand: Huh? *Is holding wrench wand in hand*
Gremlin: ?????
Spiral Knight: :D
Gremlin: Mending... Friends?
Spiral Knight: BFFs! :D
Gremlin: :D
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Terrible "Joke", I know. I'll try to think of a better one.
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 19:38
#11
Chuck Norris' Haze Bombs have
Chuck Norris' Haze Bombs have Charge Time Reduction: Very Maximum.
...What's better than a Spiral Knights joke? A Spiral Knights Chuck Norris joke!
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 21:54
#12
So this knight walks into a
So this knight walks into a bar and the bar"mender" says, "What can I get you?"
Knight goes, "A nice big cup of your finest wolver juice"
Tue, 10/04/2011 - 23:04
#13
Jokes
My joke
(No offence)
Yo mamma is so fat in Spiral Knight
she takes up the rest of the other 78 channels
in languages only known to gremlins.
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She's the next boss
in the core.
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She crashes the server
when she try to log-on.
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She's where all the
lag is coming from.
Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:09
#14
So this happens when I log on.
Irevolutioni logged on.
Irevolutioni Greets Everbody !
Snarbolax has logged off.
Jelly King has logged off.
Roarmulus Twins has logged off.
Lord Vanaduke has accepted your friend request.
Lord Vanaduke tells to you: Owned Count 9999. You have been served. Quit Spiral knights.
Irevolutioni has logged off.
LOL
Wed, 10/05/2011 - 13:02
#15
These jokes are giving me
These jokes are giving me curse.
Wed, 10/05/2011 - 19:19
#16
Here's a remedy capsule .
Here's a remedy capsule .
Spiral Knights: "Knock knock."
Monsters: "Who's there?"
Spiral Knights: "A big party."
Monsters: "A big party who? Wait, what? Really?"
Spiral Knights: "That's right. A big party of Spiral Knights here to slice, blast, hack, stab, and loot you, your level, and the levels beneath. Surprise!"
Monsters: "Oh."
...