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Wed, 10/05/2011 - 06:56
Keosermer's picture
Keosermer

Yea so this is a thread just so you guys can write your craziest dream in. Here's mine:(Its really messed up)

I was dreaming about Transformers and Halo then I see Shia Lebeuf in a gangfight lol. Then i see wraiths attacking, his mom died, Optimus Prime got there and destroyed the wraith. Then wierdly Shia went all crazy then built himself a space suit with some of the wraith's parts then flew into space but got burned by the atmosphere.

Hmm weird it was in like movie form, maybe i should lay off transformers for awhile.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 13:14
#1
Jim-Dale's picture
Jim-Dale
Once upon a time Boswick's

Once upon a time Boswick's Bush.

The end.

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 14:39
#2
Jmtheawesome's picture
Jmtheawesome
I had a dream

That i was dreaming

That was when i first experienced inception

Wed, 10/05/2011 - 17:47
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Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx
Hah.

I actually dreamed this before.
Ghost bell

I was happily playing SK, when I killed a kat. It dropped a ghost bell, and I was happy because they sell well. Then I went to pick it up, and I couldn't.
I hated that dream.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 04:30
#4
Littlerocketman's picture
Littlerocketman
You know something ain't

You know something ain't right if you start dreaming about going to sleep to dream another dream within your dream, about dreaming of dreaming.
O.o
Did I just experience Limbo? xD
(that, or i just like to dream :P)

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:23
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Mejezfeld's picture
Mejezfeld
So many crazy dreams to talk

So many crazy dreams to talk about...

I'll share this one that I had on the 22nd of September

I see a series of 2-dimensional scenes where a mother duck travels past various obstacles, on her way to lay a special egg, one carrying a creature of legend, whose appearance would change the world forever. It does seem that any animal that is not a duck is incredibly hostile and will kill her the moment she comes close- quite a few times this is shown, upon which time resets itself to just before the death occurs. Anyway, after they dispatch the poor duck (tearing her bill and then her head off seem to be favorites of the various animals she comes across-and she's often making loud quacking noises until a few seconds after the head is torn off), they make it a point to take the egg from her body and eat it or destroy it. She even comes across murderous beavers and has to manipulate through their dam without getting caught
The duck herself paradoxically looks like a male mallard with its green head, and when she finally gets to her destination she gives me the egg- which is like a chicken egg but smaller. It turns red and shiny at one point and gains Chinese-style gold letters and markings… and also becomes fairly brittle. Eventually she lays the egg in front of me and lets me takes it, as I am the one chosen to look for a place it can hatch without interruption, since it must hatch on its own before the stated time. I began running around looking for a place it can hatch.
I enter a public restroom that is oddly clean with green stalls and a tiled black floor and go inside one of the stalls. Inside it is a rock garden and a series of plastic plants and a pond with mist/fog rising from it. the area that would have been a toilet is a raised rock formation in the pond, and I opt out of hatching the egg here since there are two large creatures in the pond near the toilet, who are currently peering out of the pond at me- one is a giant piranha, and the second is a crab. They look like puppets.
After exiting the stall it is night-time and the egg is getting close to hatch- it turns transparent, revealing a bizarre golden serpentine creature within, who promptly turns itself invisible. I come to a giant metal framework that is hooked up to the Moon, which is surprisingly close and has a series of grid lines across it- I enter an elevator, leave the egg on its surface, and come back down. As it hatches the grid lines start to glow, until they flash a bright white and I see the apparition of a blue-and-golden draconic entity with goat horns, a fish tail, chicken legs and feathered wings. It flies across the sky and disappears, and the future is completely uncertain and I wake up.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 04:25
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Shue-Donnym
asdfghjkl

Many of my dreams are simply about buying stuff from the supermarket. When I wake up I run to the dining room and realize I didn't actually buy anything.
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 04:41
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Jmtheawesome's picture
Jmtheawesome
....lol xplad

I remember, I lost my 3Ds a couple days ago, but i dreamed i found it. When i checked where it was in my dream, i cursed so loud, my parents asked me if i should go t the psychiatrist. :/

My 3Ds is still to be found

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 06:26
#8
Malware-Exe's picture
Malware-Exe
Jmtheawesome

A dream within a dream? You don't have a 3DS. But it IS a dream.

Sun, 10/09/2011 - 23:23
#9
Dragaroth's picture
Dragaroth
ok *cracks knuckles*

I had a dream I was assigned a task by my superiors to retrieve six data disks from a high-tech facility before they could dispose of them. I was never given any explanation as to why this is. as I have stealthed throughout the facility I am about to grab the sixth and final disk... and I wake up
* 5 REAL WORLD YEARS LATER*

I have a sequal to that dream, set roughly 100 years after the first
My grandson boards an airship with the old facility in mind, convinced the last disk is within its confines, and determined to find it. As he leaves the airship at his destination he finds the old ruins of the facility has been turned into a facility for children suffering from paranormal afflictions and minor to major mutations. as he was touring the facility - this still haunts me - he sees they just captured the physical embodiment of fear. of course, its a creepy little girl. ANYWAY this is where things get patchy, I know solidly that 3 sisters, who all can transform into hellhounds, with spiked extra limbs coming from their spine escape, slight battle where the middle sister fights a giant cyborg polar bear, and then at the end my grandkid and the youngest sister sitting on a moonlit hill talking about the adventure they had. My brain decided to not fill me in on the details. What the heck brain.

Mon, 10/10/2011 - 00:49
#10
Kawz
PIE

PIE LOTS OF PIE

awYEAH

Sun, 10/16/2011 - 07:59
#11
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Megapon
I have a short one and a long one

Short
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I teleported into the history of gaming then when I made it to shooters... I got shot.

Long
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I was hiding so I had a enchanted magic hood (From SK) and with it I hid and hid...

Sun, 10/16/2011 - 12:22
#12
Oakgear's picture
Oakgear
Transformers4

It was epic

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 20:09
#13
Kreuz-Drache's picture
Kreuz-Drache
I had a dream yesterday of

I had a dream yesterday of seeing my knight near the auction house, with another knight(wearing the more feminine armor) with vertical vents and a flower, named Ella-the-Neko, or something.

Boring dream right?

Fast forward to earlier this night. After a successful(but incredibly laggy) Twins run with my guild, I walked to the auction house. During my dealings with the my business, I noticed a familiar name in the ever growing chat box....Ella-the-Neko. I walked away to get a better view, and then I saw that he/she too also had the same accessories(vertical vents and flower) as the knight in my dream yesterday. And then I start saying, " Oh my, I had a dream of this exact scene!" Everyone else lol'ed. I then say, " I really need some sleep. >.>". Used /bye command, and then left.

I swear, I can like predict the future with my dreams, or something.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 20:56
#14
Varja's picture
Varja
An old nightmare

I'm dragged out of line by a sticky hand thing controlled by a rocking horse i own (it gave me years of frights as a kid) and he feeds me to a polar bear.
I had this dream for many years.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 22:34
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Iamnoone
I had a dream...

I needed to pee but I couldn't wake up. I pinched myself. I slapped myself. I asked others to wake me and they stripped my clothes off. I needed to pee worse when the cold air hit my...
I ran throught the streets naked looking for a toliet. I found one. I sat down and peed...
My eyes shot open. The bed was so warm and wet. WET!!! I yelled. Not again.

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 17:31
#16
Crazyian's picture
Crazyian
Amnesia

After a Long night of playing Amnesia The Dark Descent,

Alright so I was in my room just sitting there when one of the Amnesia monsters walked into my room, So i jumped out my bedroom window (Now my dreams are Really graphic and Violent) So when i jumped out of a 2 story House, i got to see my bones pop out of my legs!

Anyway, I started to crawl my way back into the house when, I think a monster from silent hill grabbed my broken legs, and started pulling me into the darkness. I then, was in a old house that looked like the 1950's, With a lantern, (Lol amnesia) And i picked it up.

Next thing i know Im walking around a creepy house filled with random dead bodies, and amnesia monsters, i was getting chased by one of the amnesia monsters when it tackled me and started to claw its way in to my ribcage. I then woke up.

Pretty Cool dream, Am i Rite?

Wed, 11/09/2011 - 19:23
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Final-Crescendo
I had some pretty messed up

I had some pretty messed up dreams as a kid...

One night, I dreamed that I was visiting my uncle's house. It appeared that nobody else was home. I entered the living room and saw that it was identical to my own living room. In the middle of the room was a rug made out of Legos, upon which sat a chihuahua. I made eye contact with the chihuahua, and its gaze seemed to penetrate my soul. Suddenly, it charged and headbutted me, killing me instantly. I was reincarnated as a standing torch. (???)

In another dream, I was playing in one of those tube structures like you see at McDonald's or Chuck-E-Cheese's... except this one was huge. It seemed to stretch on forever in all directions. Suddenly I found myself separated from the other kids. I called out for them, but got no response. I decided to keep crawling, and soon I came to a large room. There was a table and four chairs, set up as if for a tea party. "Hey!" Someone shouted. I turned around and saw that it was Big Bird. Then, uh... he ate me. D:

My favorite one involved me going down to the basement. When I closed the basement door, it locked behind me. Then, out of the shadows sauntered a bipedal wolf, who addressed me: "Hey kid, can I show you something? Come here and see this, it's really cool!" He tried to reach towards me, but I was wary; it was pretty obvious that he wanted to eat me. I tried to escape upstairs, but suddenly the floor became a shifting grid of conveyor belts. I stumbled around, dodging the wolf, until I found a lever. I pulled it and heard a click from the door, so I ran upstairs and found that it was unlocked. I opened the door, and the doorway was filled with light... I stepped through and then woke up.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 08:50
#18
Juances's picture
Juances
In one dream, it all looked

In one dream, it all looked like a normal day 'till i turned on a TV, it said WAKE UP. I jumped off the bed. Creepy

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 06:21
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Guitarknight
Let me tell you about my dreams

They're absolutely awesome all the time!

So this one dream, fairly recent and one of my favorites, was about a rollercoaster.
Not just any regular rollercoaster, but one where you have to hold on to a vine and wear rollerblades, so the vine pulls you along the track.
It was me and a few friends, and we had to race across this RollerBladeVineCoaster (anyone could control the speed of their individual vines) where our tracks would occasionally cross eachother, so to avoid collisions you'd have to either speed up or slow down, or it would be a game of chicken.
There would be occasional jumps in the track, where you would have to jump from one track to another, all the while holding on to the vine for dear life, and during one such jump my vine went out of control, to the point where I'm wildly flailing around the RollerBladeVineDeathDerbyCoaster while my friends all race on and try to dodge me, and then I did a wicked sick backflip and did a perfect landing.

It was so awesome, when I awoke I was dissapointed it didn't exist but it totally should (seriously, think about how sweet this ride would be).

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 07:46
#20
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
really real dream o_o

A monster was chasing me.
I scrambled over a log and ran for my life and turning around I realized I was still being followed . A few people were with me and I outran them.
When I got far enough I looked back and saw the others being crushed and that's when I realized the creature was a lumber.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 10:29
#21
Echo's picture
Echo
Some of these are pretty

Some of these are pretty funny, anyway I had a dream where I fell off a cliff, when I woke up I was somehow on the floor.
There was this other dream where I was talking to my brother, I went down stairs for something. Then someone told me that my brother was evil, so I went back upstairs and he attacked we had a fight. He ended up throwing me down the stairs, I was just about to hit the floor nose first when I woke up with a start.
I had another dream where I opened the front door and wolves(normal ones) stormed though and chased me and my brother, I was so terrified. Don't remember how that dream ended.
I also had one where we got a package that had a new PS3 and some games. I was so excited but I didn't realize when the dream needed so I thought it was real. I wen down stairs and was heart broken. For like a week.

Tue, 11/15/2011 - 16:45
#22
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Malware-Exe
Dream well it actually happened (does this count)

My DS R4 card was nowhere to be found.
So i woke up turned on my DS only to find out my r4 says theres no card.
I ended up buying a 3DS.

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