Where is m.accessory? I demand answers!

Today, I was horrified to find that Haven's fashionable new resident, m.accessory t.accessory, is nowhere to be found. Inquiring about his whereabouts gave me no straight answer from anyone. Soon after, I saw something even more horrifying: Mr. t.accessory had been replaced at his post by some hideous impostor! This cretin, Bechamel, seemed dumb and clueless when I interrogated him; I suspect he is some sort of pawn. I have alerted the Spiral Police of this situation, and I implore you all to report any sign of m.accessory as soon as possible.
May your swords stay sharp,
Final-Crescendo

bechamel is the real guy's name m.accessory wasnt suppose to be there

Madadder, you've obviously been brainwashed by the press. By my knight's honor, I will expose the truth!

nope you're just blind to the truth

Madadder is obviously a spy sent by the fascist communist political gangster propaganda machine to stop the truth from getting out. The freedom fighters must spark this revolution and fast! We must investigate m.accessory's whereabouts ASAP.

(they know too much, send in a clean up team ASAP)
I Agree M.Accessory > Bechamel