Today, I was horrified to find that Haven's fashionable new resident, m.accessory t.accessory, is nowhere to be found. Inquiring about his whereabouts gave me no straight answer from anyone. Soon after, I saw something even more horrifying: Mr. t.accessory had been replaced at his post by some hideous impostor! This cretin, Bechamel, seemed dumb and clueless when I interrogated him; I suspect he is some sort of pawn. I have alerted the Spiral Police of this situation, and I implore you all to report any sign of m.accessory as soon as possible.
May your swords stay sharp,
Final-Crescendo
I Agree M.Accessory > Bechamel