BOSWICK RPG
Sat, 10/08/2011 - 19:50
You are now Boswick.
You are (un)designing Spiral Knights when you say:
"Boy, I wish Spiral Knights was real so my imaginary friends were not fake."
You get a reply almost instantly from Nick:
"Of course Spiral Knights is real, I have many friends there."
You decided that you now have to do something social, but the only way you can perform any action besides breathing is to get player commands below this post.
Nick is standing in the middle of the room, and will probably stay there until he dies of starvation unless you do something.
What do you do? (Don't continue, suggest what happens next and the one chosen will be written by me.)
Sun, 10/09/2011 - 00:05
#2
Status Quo, STATUS QUOOO
>Get ye arms! You cant do anything without them!
Sun, 10/09/2011 - 10:49
#3
>Lavatory affairs
You quickly
>Lavatory affairs
You quickly defecate in your precious Bush while Nick isn't looking. The bush has no problems with this so you decide to add it to your inventory just in case the time comes again.
Your body is now ready.
>Get ye arms!
You look at your frail, scrawny arms that twigs would laugh at. The reflection of light rays from your corneas cause them to break a bit. You then look at Nick, who doesn't have arms because he is probably one of your hallucinations.
The best thing to do in your mind is to model a pair of arms on your precious COMPUTER.
Inventory:
>USB Drive
>Boswick's Smelly Bush
>Mary Kate and Ashley keychain
>Tofu
Sun, 10/09/2011 - 20:18
#4
A bumped Boswick is a healthy
A bumped Boswick is a healthy Boswick.
>handle your lavatory affairs because you can't do those unless we tell you to so might as well get them over with before considering conversing with Nick