Where'd he get his degree, anyway?
Why is Dr. Pepper so good?
Mon, 10/10/2011 - 20:28
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 00:55
#2
@Madadder
Southern University at New Orleans with a 5% graduation rate.
Also, "Don't you mean where did Dr. Pepper receive his/her doctorate?" Let's be honest. Dr. Pepper may be a lady.
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 16:59
#3
Dr. Pepper has been with many
Dr. Pepper has been with many men.
Tue, 10/11/2011 - 19:08
#4
Repartee
that's why i used their since no one knows the gender of dr pepper
Wed, 10/12/2011 - 03:42
#5
Sorry, gotta add this in
"Southern University at New Orleans with a 5% graduation rate."
For the record, that means that most of the students there are either very poor or are not that bright to begin with. As such, the graduating ones are of average intelligence. If you want to say that your are rather intelligent, give a school with a high graduating rate, that means that a large majority are quite intelligent, in other words, the students where already among the top from their schools. Plus, those schools tend to be selective, and only take students that have already shown that they are extremely intelligent.
So for example: Harvard at Massachusetts with a 97% graduation rate. Looks much better, right?
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 08:46
#6
@Cryoworld
You do realize we're -
1. Discussing a fictional degree for a fictional figure.
2. That I had purposefully found a school of higher education with the worst passing rate in the United States on purpose right?
Just to clarify.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:37
#7
I am sure Dr. Pepper did not
I am sure Dr. Pepper did not attend any college or even high school he was most likely a drug dealer who dropped out of high school and was mixing drugs together and created Dr. Pepper and became a millionaire
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:38
#8
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
So he's a street hoodlum? With a penchant for tasty soda?
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:41
#9
I don't know
But he's mighty tasty. :3
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:42
#10
@Repartee
I never said he is a hoodlum why do all drug dealers have to be hoodlums god why do you stereotype. Dr. Pepper is his street name which he decided to call his product. He never wanted to make soda he was going to try to make the new cocaine, but it was kinda like Viagra they didn't want to make a blue pill that makes you have a fun time in the bed it just happened...kinda like how Provi was made =0. <3 Provi
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:45
#11
@njthug
Because, kids listen to the rap music. So they don't know what the jazz is all about.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:52
#12
@Reparteee
Why do you have to follow in the foot steps of these kids who listen to rap music? Why can't you be a trend setter and make them all listen to Jazz. Dr. Pepper was a trend setter he had rough competition when he was attempting to make the world drink Dr. Pepper especially because he was a x-drugdealer, but he was a trend setter and got everyone in the world to drink Dr. Pepper. You need a role model, and I think Dr. Pepper might be the perfect person you should look up to he started trends instead of following them.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:58
#13
@Njthug
I am a follower not a leader. Like Toucan Sam, and he made a successful cereal brand. So there.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:15
#14
@Repartee
Toucan Sam also had a coke covered nose as well do you really want to become a coke addict? I would post the pictures of it, but well I may get in trouble for that, but you really want a drug addict as your role model? Dr. Pepper was just a dealer to those addicts, and got out of that business since he knew it was wrong. You might as well have Boswick as your role model tbh.
Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:28
#15
@Njthug
I must come into defense of Toucan Sam. His passing was not at his fault, but at the hands of Tony the Tiger. Tony earned his stripes of Cocaine and it was only natural that Sam followed his friends. Tony used his influence on Sam to make those fruity drug runs and Sam ended up paying for it with two scoops of raisins.
By the time they removed the second scoop from his brain during the autopsy Tony already left with a truck full of Pepsi. I think we need to recognize the real villain here. Sam was just following his nose.
Fri, 10/14/2011 - 04:56
#16
Play it again Sam.
Oh wait you can't. Raisins on the brain. I forgot.
dont u mean where did Dr. Pepper got their Doctorate?