Sorry, appropriate reply.

Elle-The-Neko learn some basic punctuation man, I mean goddamn. Please take some effort to write it out. Doesn't have to be perfect, but at least more like this:

Title: Please sign my petition to put Nick inside a very small box so he'll be persuaded to think outside of it.
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What I mean is, I'm tired of this "here's your cake but you can't eat it" routine. After every update someone is always mad, many players quit [because of it]. I've actually reached that point, but I'm not going to. Why do you ask?

It all started when I spent 5K Ce on Vertical Vents (cat ears). My gear of choice being "sacrifec" [Seraphic?] set I couldn't equip my accessory to it. I wasn't happy about this, but I soldier on and decided to instead put them on my Proto set. Would you look at that, I was in such a hurry to quickly and permanently pick my character's starter armor for the rest of the game that I picked the wrong set of proto gear.

So I ask support and they tell me "Sorry, we can't help you because that would mean we would have to manually change someone's armor whenever anyone makes a mistake, costing us massive amounts of resources we simply don't have. Good luck with your current gear and finding nice accessories for it". Really, these guys can warp the fabric of Spiral Knights reality but can't change my starter gear [Likely this isn't an easy option they have at their disposal, they would probably have to delete your armor and search through the item database to summon that specific armor again ].

Before this many players have been complaining about the keys, before that it was about wanting real PVP, before that it was about unbinding, before that about the auction house, etc.

Now I know, yes, I'm frustrated. But talking about it here made me feel better. I still want the Spiral Spiral Brigandine as my starter gear, but I know it probably won't happen because it's Nick's game. He does have good ideas, I'll give him that. He's a good guy.

Now before you go and quit, ask yourself why you're doing it.

If you've read to this part, let me give you some wisdom my grandma used to impart me with: she used to say "we all need to git out of our little boxes and feel life". And well, playing this game I've felt like Nick and the Spiral knights team might have come up with some frustrating issues, but we need to 'git over it' and move on.

To finish up, Nick, if you ever read this it's my opinion that you need to invest in a box cutter so you can free us from all your boxes. Maybe we can see how you think, but remember that sometimes you need to see how we think or we'll just 'git' frustrated and quit on you. Thanks for reading and goodnight.
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Edit: Ninja'd

Could be drunk...

@Glowing-Ember and Silphius , also my thanks for your translation efforts.

To be fair, trolling is consciously posting inflammatory remarks with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response.

Ignorance isn't trolling, OP comes over as more innocent and less malicious in that regard. I'm just referring to that one word though, rest of your comment is solid.

Wall of unpunctuated text with poor spelling and improper use of capital letters crits Mythriltides for over 9000 damage!
Mythriltides has fainted.

Will you choose another Pokemon?

Joking aside, would it be possible to summarize what you said in that paragraph?

to whome it may conscern, if you read the whole thread you will see 2, yes TWO people corrected and summed it up for you.

Thread of the year, all years.

The OP was either using drugs or alcohol when posting that or he's under the age of 13

Thank you fellow undead avatar guy. I was too lazy to read those already summed up, I just wanted one especially for me.

Thanks for pointing out my vocabulary inaccuracy. Perhaps I should have used term "vexing" or something like that instead of "trolling".

I've read everything, and I understand what the issue was. I just think it's awfully foolish to go about it in such a way. Not to mention teh bd grammur wz rly hrd 2 reed. lol

Thanks Glowing-Ember and Silphious for your efforts, they are greatly appreciated.

Now that I read the translation (lol). I'd say, this thread is pointless. let it die.

Furries will go through great lengths to receive in-game cat ears, as it seems...

totaly nick is a dumb and he should be banned from the game for being dumb and stupid

I do not get you cavemen sometimes. Neko provides some very good points to support his argument. If you learned his side, you would obviously see the need for Nick to be stuffed into the small box. His "butchering" of English clashes against the normal and shows the voice of an unheard person supressed under the original misguided values.

I fully support this thread.

Elle, how old are you? Same to mastershake.

yeah man he need to lookk at it from our view listen to elle it knows man nick need to be in a box cause he dumb and think out of it

looks like it got moved out of graveyard somehow
maybe its that good of a topic