Spiral Knights - Maximum uvs, hundred of thousands of ce, dozens of rose sets.

Maximum uvs, hundred of thousands of ce, dozens of rose sets.

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Fri, 10/14/2011 - 05:42

Sunkenrock

I have them all but why am I not doing well in clockworks and more specifically lockdown?

I thought wealth is the way to go in this game, so I lowballed everyone 5-star equipments because it is only common sense not to pay more than what I have.

I thought maximum uvs give me bragging rights in this game that supposedly needs no skills, yet I can't for the love of my life dodge players in lockdown. Players who are smarter than A.I. , Artificial Incompetence, why don't you just stay there and let me hit you with my godly equipments?

I thought being a paid customer give me divine rights to demand OOO to cater to my whims and fancies.

I thought soloing Vanaduke allows me to join the exclusive, prestigious group of elite players.

What is wrong? Can you tell me?

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 06:06

Renpartycat

@Sunkenrock

Money =/= Skill

Enjoy your wasted money, you casual.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 06:20

Negimasonic

Toke Jopic

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 07:08

Thunderbunz

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Fri, 10/14/2011 - 08:02

Repartee

@Sunkenrock

Also your name is the name of a humorous manga.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 08:20

Khamsin

No no no. You're doing it

No no no. You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to complain about lag even though you have a top of the line computer. Obviously if you've blown that much money, it means you're skilled, regardless of whether or not you can get beat by a 4* player while you have two buddies backing you up. It was just lag after all.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 08:24

Trying

You just need to buy

You just need to buy 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999CE and they will give you the banstick

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 09:30

Xombie

pfft

Obviously ... OBVIOUSLY ...

It's Tri-Rings fault yer net connections suxorz.

Forget that your little brother is playing Xbox live in the next room and tha folks are watching a streaming video on ye ol' blue ray. Maybe 000 hooked up the wirless to your laptop wrong.

and ...

CE is too damn high (please, oh please discuss).

That is all.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 09:50

Dzxi

sunkenrock what u need to do

sunkenrock what u need to do is this:

step 1.) take a video of your inventory showing all of your ce and max uvs and upload to youtube.

step 2.) write up a 6-8 paragaph thread claiming that you are indeed the best. make sure you refer to anyone who replies to your thread as a fan and/or a hater. also "umad" and "ujelly" are acceptable alternatives.

the only way to be the best, is to tell people you are the best.

step 3.) create a bunch of youtube and forum accounts so you can post comments/replies praising yourself. you must also use these accounts to bash anyone who disagrees, and downvote any negative comments, while at the same time upvoting your own comments. you can also use youtube bots to mass like your video.

step 4.) congratulations! you are now the best!

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:09

Jygantic-Forum

I blame boswick

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:30

#10

Seesevn

This thread is amazing,

This thread is amazing, especially Dzxi's post.
Because it's true.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:50

#11

Agrimony

I second Dzxi's statement.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:14

#12

Distaster

What a Distaster..

Sunkenrock is chris' other account where he does admit he sucks xD

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 13:42

#13

Thoranhippo

step 5)wait for Chris' next

step 5)wait for Chris' next thread
step 6)copy-paste the thread, replace Chris with , Knightmare with , the video link with whatever, nobody watches those for more than 3 seconds anyway
step 7)you're the best, once again, or at least until our hero's next post.

Fri, 10/14/2011 - 14:14

#14

Ken-Shiro

Spiral Knights is a

Spiral Knights is a privilege-based game. And why we customers should be treated like that when we paid for a game to be completed faster. We used to pay for games for the prices we paid to finish in a week without all the padding like Spiral Knights and without much progress or rewarded equipment. I guess the most appealing thing about Spiral Knights is the multiplayer-ness.

Sun, 10/16/2011 - 00:31

#15

Sunkenrock

I am not a casual, that is

I am not a casual, that is very insulting to a player of my wealth and prestige. I remember playing a lockdown game where someone taunts me ' rich kids cant play ' but they dodge and sneak instead of fighting like a true blue gladiator. I feel sorry for their cowardice. Unlike them, I am the leader of a 100man-strong army, I have the best gears in the game and it should be a common knowledge that normal players should look up me and envy my maximum uvs and SKILL, the skills to acquire them that is.

Sun, 10/16/2011 - 00:36

#16

Acid-Snow

Hint

The WASD keys allow you to move in a direction you're not facing.

Sun, 10/16/2011 - 02:19

#17

Five-Hundred

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