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EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD IS A LIE

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Sat, 10/15/2011 - 15:39
Renpartycat's picture
Renpartycat

BY BEING ALIVE, I HAVE BROKEN EVERY RULE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME

Sat, 10/15/2011 - 19:34
#1
Oakgear's picture
Oakgear
Damn you

Then go do some suicide bro!

Sun, 10/16/2011 - 21:30
#2
Knight-Solaire's picture
Knight-Solaire
Obligatory Portal reference:

Cake.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 15:46
#3
Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx
I see what you did there.

I see what you did there.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 16:56
#4
Jim-Dale's picture
Jim-Dale
No you don't.

No you don't.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 14:08
#5
Ubernerd's picture
Ubernerd
But because you said that, he

But because you said that, he does!

But because I said that, he doesn't!

But because- Oh, crap. Paradox time!

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 15:01
#6
Mysticbeam's picture
Mysticbeam
lol

lol.........ish

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 20:15
#7
Varja's picture
Varja
Oh good job

This is a good way to break the 5th Wall.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 21:17
#8
Goldtrimmer's picture
Goldtrimmer
TIME PARADOX

Oh no!

"I knowwww!"

I hereby degree that no one needs to eat cake for the rest of their life.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 01:33
#9
Arctic-Fern's picture
Arctic-Fern
Obligatory Mario 64 Reference Related to Portal

Dear Mario,

Please come to my castle. I have a baked a sumptuous cake for you.

Sincerely,
Princess Peach

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 13:19
#10
Jim-Dale's picture
Jim-Dale
MIKE DAWSON DIDN'T KILL RITA

MIKE DAWSON DIDN'T KILL RITA

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 17:37
#11
Heavy-Duty's picture
Heavy-Duty
ITS A TWAPPPPP!!!!!

This sentence does not exist.
I have never lied.
This thread cannot get any more random.
Take the cake and run.
Shoot a portal out into the open sky and one right next to you. Jump in.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 15:29
#12
Sialych's picture
Sialych
The thread is the cake in

The thread is the cake in disguise, but it's still a lie anyway.

Sat, 10/22/2011 - 19:19
#13
Oakgear's picture
Oakgear
The snake smiles, but shows no teeth

Because it smiles like this-
:3

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 20:12
#14
Liveice's picture
Liveice
I am not a flatulent person

I am not a flatulent person

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 15:07
#15
Vatarian's picture
Vatarian
Kablooey!

..|______________________,,_
../ `--||||||||- __________-___}
./_==o ____________________l
...),---.(_(__) /
..// () ),------'
.//___//
/`----//
'------
GUN SPLOSION!!!

Tue, 10/25/2011 - 17:55
#16
Marazo's picture
Marazo
the "GUN SPLOSION!!!" is not

the "GUN SPLOSION!!!" is not a lie and the cake is not a lie, its really not a whole wheat muffin.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 15:17
#17
Plutogold's picture
Plutogold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

Sun, 10/30/2011 - 17:23
#18
Hargbeast's picture
Hargbeast
OP is lie

OP is lie

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 07:26
#19
Kentard's picture
Kentard
Brain Explosion Warning.

I always lie.

Wed, 11/02/2011 - 10:49
#20
Juances's picture
Juances
let's try reverse psychology then

YOU WONT GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
YOU WONT GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
YOU WONT GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 20:50
#21
Duskdash's picture
Duskdash
EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD IS

EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD IS TRUE

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 01:38
#22
Repartee's picture
Repartee
@renpartycat

Stop having a name similar to mine. People are starting to think we're one being.

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/31884#comment-190621

Sat, 11/05/2011 - 06:50
#23
Dragaroth's picture
Dragaroth
And he danced

he danced without moving his feet and the people stared at nothing in awe and as they watched yet did not see he flew while staying firmly on the ground and as he watched the ground the stars danced and he danced with them but he did not move and the people danced with them yet he was alone and he stared into the vastness of space yet he did not move and he danced.

figure that one out.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 06:02
#24
Comanderofpi's picture
Comanderofpi
reading

You are NOT reading this :3

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 09:55
#25
Kentard's picture
Kentard
And now for something completely controversial.

FOX News.

Sun, 11/06/2011 - 16:10
#26
Lordofboxes's picture
Lordofboxes
good.

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooouuuuu kiiiillllllleedddd mmmmeeeee

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 08:21
#27
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Complaints will be taken...

the second Sunday of next week.

Tue, 11/08/2011 - 09:11
#28
Kentard's picture
Kentard
I'm not a sarcastic individual.

I'm serious.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 23:28
#29
Lunatic-Ai's picture
Lunatic-Ai
"This sentence is false."

"This sentence is false."

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 07:09
#30
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
100 free crowns...

I am giving 100 crowns to everyone who sends me a friend request this month.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 10:11
#31
Echo's picture
Echo
If everything in this thread

If everything in this thread is lie, that means everything is true. But since this is also in the thread what I just said is false, but what am saying right now is false too! AHHHHHH BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE THIS STUFF ITS EXPLODING!!

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 22:54
#32
Lunatic-Ai's picture
Lunatic-Ai
Did anyone else hear?

Did anyone else hear? They've officially ended Doctor Who with this last episode 'The Wedding of River Song.'

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 05:18
#33
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
BRAINZ!!!

I love brainz. I will eat all the brainz that start flying around in here.

Thu, 11/24/2011 - 22:25
#34
Alertninja's picture
Alertninja
Wait!

WAIT! NO! The cake is a LIE!!!

Fri, 11/25/2011 - 06:50
#35
Kentard's picture
Kentard
Offensive Content Warning!

Human Intelligence.

Fri, 11/25/2011 - 11:03
#36
Dragaroth's picture
Dragaroth
defensive content warning

dogs can speak english

Sat, 12/10/2011 - 01:02
#37
Ryzera's picture
Ryzera
:3

2 + 2 = ? is a true statement.

Sat, 12/10/2011 - 03:25
#38
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
.........

I'm Normal.

Sun, 12/11/2011 - 06:52
#39
Guildenberg
If everything in this thread

If everything in this thread is a lie, does that mean that the thread title is a lie?

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 17:26
#40
Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope
random joke

What does a liar do after he died?
lie still.... XD

Fri, 12/23/2011 - 21:06
#41
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
Wat

the complex timespace algorithm is a robotic flying penguin with two hearts and explosive drumsticks and superheated ice candy

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 10:11
#42
Penutz's picture
Penutz
Uhh

I am a very funny and enjoyable person to hang out with.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 18:15
#43
Littlerbit's picture
Littlerbit
My password

Is bobby123.

Sat, 12/24/2011 - 18:29
#44
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
you told me...

it was kei768he.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 16:52
#45
Itrousnoxide's picture
Itrousnoxide
I have read and agree to the

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Mon, 12/26/2011 - 23:30
#46
Biodragey's picture
Biodragey
Everything

Everything in this thread DID happen MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 07:56
#47
Fallenhope's picture
Fallenhope
I didn't go back in time and

I didn't go back in time and I didn't stop me from posting this post!!!!!!!!

Wed, 12/28/2011 - 18:47
#48
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Itrousnoxide read the TOS.

Itrousnoxide read the TOS.

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 13:00
#49
Alertninja's picture
Alertninja
TOAST!

NUUUUUUUUU!
No more cake. *Takes emergency cake out*
FINALLY! The time has come to use you.
OM NOM NOM NOM.
*burp*
*Is chased by angry mob*

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 15:46
#50
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
I lied

My mom was chased by angry tree corn dogs while watching Fox news and eating gummy bear soda.

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