BY BEING ALIVE, I HAVE BROKEN EVERY RULE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME
EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD IS A LIE
But because you said that, he does!
But because I said that, he doesn't!
But because- Oh, crap. Paradox time!
Oh no!
"I knowwww!"
I hereby degree that no one needs to eat cake for the rest of their life.
Dear Mario,
Please come to my castle. I have a baked a sumptuous cake for you.
Sincerely,
Princess Peach
This sentence does not exist.
I have never lied.
This thread cannot get any more random.
Take the cake and run.
Shoot a portal out into the open sky and one right next to you. Jump in.
The thread is the cake in disguise, but it's still a lie anyway.
Because it smiles like this-
:3
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/`----//
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GUN SPLOSION!!!
the "GUN SPLOSION!!!" is not a lie and the cake is not a lie, its really not a whole wheat muffin.
YOU WONT GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
YOU WONT GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
YOU WONT GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY
Stop having a name similar to mine. People are starting to think we're one being.
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/31884#comment-190621
he danced without moving his feet and the people stared at nothing in awe and as they watched yet did not see he flew while staying firmly on the ground and as he watched the ground the stars danced and he danced with them but he did not move and the people danced with them yet he was alone and he stared into the vastness of space yet he did not move and he danced.
figure that one out.
I am giving 100 crowns to everyone who sends me a friend request this month.
If everything in this thread is lie, that means everything is true. But since this is also in the thread what I just said is false, but what am saying right now is false too! AHHHHHH BRAIN CAN'T HANDLE THIS STUFF ITS EXPLODING!!
Did anyone else hear? They've officially ended Doctor Who with this last episode 'The Wedding of River Song.'
I love brainz. I will eat all the brainz that start flying around in here.
If everything in this thread is a lie, does that mean that the thread title is a lie?
What does a liar do after he died?
lie still.... XD
the complex timespace algorithm is a robotic flying penguin with two hearts and explosive drumsticks and superheated ice candy
I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.
Everything in this thread DID happen MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't go back in time and I didn't stop me from posting this post!!!!!!!!
NUUUUUUUUU!
No more cake. *Takes emergency cake out*
FINALLY! The time has come to use you.
OM NOM NOM NOM.
*burp*
*Is chased by angry mob*
My mom was chased by angry tree corn dogs while watching Fox news and eating gummy bear soda.
Then go do some suicide bro!