Spiral Knights - Jim Dale Movies! (Need actors)

Jim Dale Movies! (Need actors)

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Tue, 10/18/2011 - 13:01

Jim-Dale

Hello this is Jim Dale. You may recognize me from that video where Rabbit shoves the entire Hundred Acre Woods up his-

Due to Jim Dale's new found hobby of playing games for little girls, he is now making videos about it that are much better than [poop-ridden] audiobooks. You will find any videos Jim Dale uploads about Spiral Knights here.

Jim Dale also needs actors occasionally for his new movies. If you want to apply, just answer these questions:

What is your in-game name?
Are you pretending to be a boy or a girl?
Have you watched any Jim Dale videos before?
Describe yourself.
What times do you usually play? (be specific)
What tier clearance do you have?
Post an in-game picture of yourself.

After you apply, Jim Dale will put your name in a box and keep it for later. When Jim Dale wants to make a video, he will call upon whoever is online at the time. Jim Dale runs on EASTERN TIME, so sometime in the afternoon or night might be ideal filming time. To keep things secret, you will sometimes not be informed what the video is about.

Terrible Spiral Knights videos:

Dumb Crap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=22BEvkMg8ZA

Jim Dale Swagger Video (Chris Parody): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Gz83Fa9UU - Blocked in Germany

Jim Dale and the Lumber Bowl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-vzsqKMZeo

Jim Dale finds a Thesaurus(Working title): Unreleased

Contact me: http://steamcommunity.com/id/nsider

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 13:51

Vlad

What is your in-game

What is your in-game name?
Vlad
Are you pretending to be a boy or a girl?
Female :D
Have you watched any Jim Dale videos before?
YES
Describe yourself.
Guildies
Are you an under aged wizard?
I am 69 yrs old. Yes I'm an old man. jk :P

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 20:15

Thimol

Turned down by the gaze of the majestic hawk.

What is your in-game name?
Thimol

Are you pretending to be a boy or a girl?
Boy (pretending?)

Have you watched any Jim Dale videos before?
Well, there was only one, so I guess.

Describe yourself.
Perv. Bored.

Are you an under aged wizard?
No...?

What times do you usually play? (be specific)
Extremely variable, but I am guaranteed to come on after 5:00 PM Monday-Wendesday and after 12:00 PM on Friday-Sunday, all Eastern Time.

What tier clearance do you have?
Three

Are you part of EoS?
no...?

Are you part of Knightmare?
no...?

Are you now or have you ever been a sponge?
In more ways than one, yes.

Post an in-game picture of yourself.
Later.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 06:37

Axonio

What is your in-game name?
Axonio

Are you pretending to be a boy or a girl?
Boy pretending to be a boy

Have you watched any Jim Dale videos before?
Si

Describe yourself.
I play vidya n' stuff. ok

Are you an under aged wizard?
I'm a shotgun wizard.

What times do you usually play?
My timezone is UTC−4, I usually play in the afternoon but my Steam account is always online.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 18:30

Richy

Richy Guy Yuh Killer of

Richy

Guy

Yuh

Killer of stuffs.

I wizarded your mom.

That is my resume.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 18:43

Doggies

Yeah

doggies
Girl
Sadly no I haven't but I shall start no to make up for lost time
Slightly depressed at all times, creative though.
I'm a very skilled wizard even if I am underage, hmm.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 19:38

Repartee

huehuehue

What is your in-game name?
It's on the left there.

Are you pretending to be a boy or a girl?
Sometimes I pretend I have tourettes.

Have you watched any Jim Dale videos before?
One, though the name of it eludes me. Something about wiggling.

Describe yourself.
I have a fancy hat, I wear it constantly. It's incredibly filthy by now. Not the good kind of take a shower filthy either.

Are you an under aged wizard?
I am an overaged wizard. Just ask Provi.

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 05:33

Mejezfeld

8^y

In-game name: Mejezfeld
Pretending to be a: Magnet
Have you watched any Jim Dale videos before: Just did.
Describe yourself: Water, Fire, Air and Dirt, #%$@ing magnets, how do they work!?
Are you an underaged wizard: I am a magnet

Wed, 10/19/2011 - 21:15

Jim-Dale

OP updated. If you already

OP updated. If you already applied, just answer the time related question.

Thu, 10/20/2011 - 00:41

Mejezfeld

HERE'S YOUR INFO YOU INTRUSIVE PRODNOSE

I am in none of those guilds,

I have been a magnet and not a sponge for as long as I an remember

My current timezone is Singapore and I like to play in the night/evenings

Can't provide picture of myself right now but my favored costume is the Firebreak set and my personal color is Indigo.

I am currently Tier 2

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 16:32

#10

Jim-Dale

The video in progress doesn't

The video in progress doesn't use speech, so acting requests may be slow. Next video that may change.

Fri, 10/21/2011 - 20:08

#11

Futurer

Excuse me JIM DALE who are

Excuse me
JIM DALE

who are you

Sat, 10/22/2011 - 14:32

#12

Jim-Dale

Fred Flintstone.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 16:07

#13

Benb

My app

What is your in-game name?
I'm afraid I currently cannot disclose that information, but those letters under the picture of a guy with an awesome hat could be a hint.

Are you pretending to be a boy or a girl?
I'm pretending to be a girl, so I must be a boy.

Have you watched any of Jim-Dale's videos before?
Yes, and I threw up the first time I watched them. Then I watched them 5 more times.

Describe yourself.
An 80-year old man trying to meet 10-year old girls online. I also like killing jellies.

What times do you usually play?
I'm in the Eastern Time Zone. On weekdays I can be online anytime from 3:00 to 9:30. On weekends I'm usually on anytime in the afternoon. Also, I'm rarely on for more than 2 hours a day.

What tier clearance do you have?
I have tier 3 clearance.

I might have a picture up later, but my helmet costume is a Blue Chapeau and my armor is Vog Cub Coat. Personal color is light blue. :P

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 18:48

#14

Doggies

Fix and lazyness

im to lazy to edit so
Pretending to be: boy
I have tier 2 clearance but I'm not to good at it sorry
Anytime time 2:30 to 9:30 because I have stuff to do any other time.
pretty stupid when it come to time zones so I live in M.A. Whatever time zone that is.
Sorry but I also suck when it comes to making links so no in game picture so I will describe my knight.
Wolver armo with jelly shield, a brandish, a wrench wand, a thwack hammer, a spur, a thorn blade, and some other sword.
I also have a prismatic alchemer and a cyrotech one too.
I have a crystal shard bomb but I don't use it often. Personal color, that slightly dark yellow that nobody else has. But it does look pretty dang good with the Wolver set.

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 06:29

#15

Evilduck

I'm disappointed by the lack

I'm disappointed by the lack of underage wizard questions now in the OP. I was looking forward to flaunting my of-age-wizardry.

What is your in-game name?
Evilduck
Are you pretending to be a boy or a girl?
I AM MAN
okay, I'm a boy.
Have you watched any Jim Dale videos before?
Of course.
Describe yourself.
I like boys, girls and long walks on the beach.
What times do you usually play? (be specific)
This week and most weekends I'll be on around 6am - 9pm your time (I'm in England). Other weekdays will be 10am - 8pm your time.
What tier clearance do you have?
T3
Post an in-game picture of yourself.
Okay.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 13:38

#16

Jim-Dale

Ahm moovin dis.

Wed, 10/26/2011 - 19:33

#17

Xairathan

Application

What is your in-game name?
IGN: Xairathan

Are you pretending to be a boy or a girl?
Girl, mainly

Have you watched any Jim Dale videos before?
Nope.avi

Describe yourself.
I'm a crazy, SK-obsessed teen who is interested in spinning in the middle of a movie

What times do you usually play? (be specific)
Um... I think I'm on PST... so about 7-10 PM PST

What tier clearance do you have?
Tier 3 FTW!

Post an in-game picture of yourself.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MasterofShadows/screenshot/6498690870028953...
The 4 most recent ones...

Thu, 10/27/2011 - 00:22

#18

Australiumfish

Gentlemen.

What is your in-game name?
Australiumfish.

Are you pretending to be a boy or a girl?
I am male, but my armour choice often gives people the wrong idea.

Have you watched any Jim Dale videos before?
Just then. Dat swag.

Describe yourself.
English. Very good all-rounder in the clockworks. Occasionally very random. Bacon.

What times do you usually play? (be specific)
Often 8pm to 10pm GMT, randomly other times.

What tier clearance do you have?
Tier 3, of course, my good sir!

Post an in-game picture of yourself.
Later, but for now... my armour is mighty cobalt, (occasionally wear my 'girlish' starter costume) and I have a barbarous thorn shield and mighty defender. Also, for in-clockworks, I got a leviathan blade/vile striker as my sword :D

As for why I am applying? Boredom, fair and simple. Also, I guess 'dat swag' has something to do with it.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 16:57

#19

Jim-Dale

Jim Dale swagger vid blocked

Jim Dale swagger vid blocked in Germany.

Release the hounds.

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 20:13

#20

Xairathan

O.o

why was it blocked?! *summons Alpha Wolvers*

Thu, 11/03/2011 - 23:05

#21

Vaclavv

ಠ_ಠ

You know where to find me.

Fri, 11/04/2011 - 14:28

#22

Jim-Dale

The piece of [redacted] song

The piece of [redacted] song I used was apparently detected by YouTube's auto-copyright and blocked because the band hates Germans or something.

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 16:41

#23

Fehzor

Jim-Dale was the greatest. Really wish he was still around.

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 14:20

#24

Ironic-Biscuit

You scum.

I hate you. You necromantic dog.

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