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Yes, that's right! Jim Dale has no money! Amazing! Fantastic! Incredible!

Jim Dale is a poor sack of old sacks with no energy to his name. How can you help? Jim Dale only has swagger, Sony Vegas, and a lot of hard-drive space. This is obviously the best combination for CUSTOM VIDEOS WITH YOU AS THE STAR!

Have a movie idea?
Want to record your inflated ego?
Incredibly wealthy with money to spare?
Want to make Machinima.com look even worse?

Sounds like it's time to get your own Jim Dale video!

FAQ:

Whuzit?

Jim Dale will make a custom video of whatever the hell you want. (Adding Jim Dale charm to your videos is your choice.)

Whozit?

You! Jim Dale! All your friends! Monsters! Bosses! Snipes! Strangers! Small vulnerable children!

Howzit?:

Jim Dale will record whatever you want, edit it to your liking into a custom video, then give you a draft(low quality) version of your video. Once you approve of it, the final version will be published on Jim's Channel or sent to you in file form! Credited of course!

Moneh?:

Yes, this will be expensive. This is to both lower demand and guarantee full effort is put into your video. Prices will vary based on video quality, duration, and other matters. A price will be decided before production begins.

If you want to apply or have any questions, contact,Jim Dale on steam, send him in-game mail, or post here if you like your ideas being stolen.

Set Prices: All these are added to a price established between You and Jim.

Quality:

240p: Free! (But why would you want this?)
360p: 75CE
480p: 350CE
720p: 750CE
1080p: 1500CE

Time:

50CE per minute

Jim Dale backup:

Jim Dale won't delete the file upon upload, saving it if it gets removed somehow. This takes up Jim's hard drive space!
200CE

Jim Dale gives back:

If you let Jim Dale host the video on his youtube account, he will refund you 1 CE for every 20 views your video gets! (Only during the first month.)

Jim Dale Charm: This means Jim Dale will add some of his own humor to your videos. This basically means I will be the main director.
Free

Jim Dale approval: If Jim Dale sees something special in your idea, a special discount will be issued? (Varies: 10%-50%)

Example:
Title: Boswick's Bush Safari
Time: 2:30 (125 CE)
Quality: 720p (750CE)
Save File: No (0 CE)
Jim Gives back: Yes
Jim Dale Charm: No
Views: 2000 (Refund 100 CE)
Jim Dale approval: 10% off
Base Cost: 500 CE

Grand Total: 1287.5 CE

Some tips:
-Try and obey the SK ToS. I won't make any video that contains bashing of a certain group of radically biased opinions. Guild promotion videos are welcome though.
-If your wallet is thin, try splitting the cost among guild-mates or friends.
-When recording, it's advised to make a lot of short takes instead of a long one. This will make your video get finished much faster.
-Always buy shoes in the afternoon after your feet have expanded.
-Remember your audience is the group you're trying to impress.