The Three Word Game
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:00
Basically, we get a story going by typing three words it can be really funny if we get some creative minds to join in :P.
But, three words only, not two, not seventy five, not the amount of time in seconds it would take for bill gates to hit the ground if he were to jump off of his mattress that had all of the dollar bills he owns stuffed under it.
Just Three.
I'll start,
"Oh my nugget,"
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:05
#2
He went off
He went off
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:06
#3
Oshi- might as well carry on til' it gets moved
As his burnt,
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:07
#4
scrotal mass of
scrotal mass of
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:09
#5
Fire wood splinters
Fire wood splinters
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:14
#6
stalked the farmer.
stalked the farmer.
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:15
#7
Began to digest
He digested his
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:22
#8
flamboyant pair of
flamboyant pair of
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:29
#9
tight jeans that
tight jeans that
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:31
#10
spontaneous combustion
exploded rather violently
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:32
#11
Looked very adaquate
:D
Looked very adaquate
:D
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:43
#12
run on sentences
run on sentences
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:46
#13
[What Dark Ritual?]
That died quickly.
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:49
#14
DAMN YOU TOILET
DAMN YOU TOILET
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:50
#15
[What Dark Ritual?]
Jim Dale said.
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:50
#16
Hmm...
I'll just continue from "exploded rather violently".
The farmer was
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:52
#17
/giggle
Odd. The end.
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:55
#18
of the rod
of the rod
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:56
#19
was very thick
was very thick
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 18:59
#20
The farmer never could forget
The farmer never could forget that day. The day his genitals exploded in his pair of new pants. He remembered the combination of blood and embers engulf the delicate woven fibers. The pain he felt. The hole it left. It had emptiness, synergistic for his own meaning of life. As he walked to his final destination, belongings and tight jeans in tow, he recalled and recalled and recalled the whole way there. He cocked his gun, a single bullet. All he needed to hear was the click of the trigger to finally come to his own peace. At a close of his eyes and a tear on his cheek he pulled the trigger.
RON'S ASS EXPLODED
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:18
#21
[whatthef...udgesicles man..]
No one cared.
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 19:58
#22
that he died
that he died
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 20:02
#23
I like turtles
I like turtles.
Tue, 11/01/2011 - 20:05
#24
said Playerman, who
said Playerman, who
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 00:58
#25
who transformed into
transformed into a
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 01:00
#26
(This should be in Gremlin
(This should be in Gremlin Chatter, by the way.)
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 01:02
#27
Vog cub cap
Vog cub cap
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 03:03
#28
then was worn
then was worn
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 03:10
#29
by the great
by the great
Thu, 11/03/2011 - 14:59
#30
Zelda
"The size of a dollar bill is 6.6294 cm wide, by 15.5956 cm long, and 0.010922 cm in thickness."
"$59 Billion US Dollars - Sept/2011"
"Intercoil’s first record breaking event was during DSF2000 when it manufactured the world's largest spring mattress that measured 10 m long, 8m wide and 60cms height."
59 000 000 000 one dollar notes / 0.00010922m = 540 194 103 644 021m
10m * 8m = 80m²
0.066294m * 0.155956m = 0.010338947064m²
80m² / 0.010338947064m² = 7738
540 194 103 644 021m / 7738 = 69 810 558 755m
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosphere_of_Earth#Exosphere
amount of seconds = infinite, cuz bill gates be dead in outer space
correct me if im wrong
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E:no1 corrected me and i found the mistake on my own
US king size mattress 193cm x 203cm
59 000 000 000 one dollar notes * 0.00010922m = 6 443 980m
1.93m * 2.03m = 3.9179m²
0.066294m * 0.155956m = 0.010338947064m²
3.9179m² / 0.010338947064m² = 379
6 443 980m / 379 = 17 003m
17 003m = (9.81m/s * t²) / 2
<=> t = √(34 006m / 9.81m/s) = 58.9s
pls correct me if im wrong
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E2:with air resistance i get 481 seconds as a result with around 35 m/s as a maximum velocity(3.6seconds to reach it), but the values are inaccurate and im not familiar with the formulas either(which is why i resorted to german resources), so i wont provide any data. if the height is good im happy with the result
still, correct me if im wrong
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 04:49
#31
by the great .....
CDG GM Icycloud
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 04:53
#32
underoos ('nuff said)
`_~
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 06:08
#33
to the party
to the party
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 06:23
#34
that was located
that was located
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 08:08
#35
in vanadukes court
in vanadukes court
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 08:22
#36
But then, a
But then, a
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 08:50
#37
Shamrock-wielding leprechaun said
Shamrock-wielding leprechaun said
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 08:52
#38
"i dub thee"
"i dub thee"
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 08:54
#39
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prince-designate of
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 09:31
#40
the Flufflepuff Kingdom
the Flufflepuff Kingdom
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 09:43
#41
And than he
And than he
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 09:49
#42
put on a
put on a
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 09:54
#43
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sweater. He declared
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 11:25
#44
Chizzle my dizzle
Chizzle my dizzle
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 11:41
#45
and walked off.
and walked off.
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 12:59
#46
Then he came
Then he came
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 13:46
#47
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all over the
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:09
#48
intensive blueberry field.
intensive blueberry field.
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:12
#49
Keep it clean. ;)
Keep it clean. ;)
Wed, 11/02/2011 - 15:18
#50
and so on
and so on
said the farmer.