so dairy-intolerant people found the world a hard place to live in as of 3 seconds ago!
This is a game that you probably never played befor and will regret so if you do...
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 23:27
#52
My forum, my rules said the farmer
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 08:45
#53
And Now For Something Completely Similar.
Unfortunately, someone discovered a substitute for lactose, so lactose-intolerant people now have to take milk spiked with...
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 22:15
#54
Giant chickens shot from pink
Giant chickens shot from pink turrets that...
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 21:13
#55
were coalesced with green
were coalesced with green flamingos. Meanwhile, Santa arrived at...
Tue, 11/29/2011 - 11:51
#56
nope.
that would be the time of the pizza delivery guy to finish the pizza they ordered, but...
Thu, 12/01/2011 - 18:16
#57
He tripped and pizza flew
He tripped and pizza flew into the...
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 02:04
#58
trolololol
microwave, miraculousy, and they heated it up until...
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 06:39
#59
la suite
they explode and explode the earth that explode the solar system...
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 14:18
#60
Because JK farted
Because JK farted
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 14:22
#61
and all the Jellies died, the
and all the Jellies died, the Wolvers...
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 18:49
#62
Rah!
Turned into Vog Cubs and stormed the...
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 12:55
#63
dance floor, causing quite a
dance floor, causing quite a commotion. Their dancing talent was noticed by...
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 11:17
#64
an army of physco killers
an army of physco killers
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:46
#65
about five second after an
about five second after an army of physco killers
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:22
#66
killed everything in sight....
killed everything in sight....then I came out and destroyed Titanator with the feared Falcon punch >:D
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 18:30
#67
@Fallconn
You stopped the sentence! Anyway the hamsters...
Fri, 12/09/2011 - 20:34
#68
were mad because they weren't
were mad because they weren't milked and
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 00:18
#69
Wut.
... Could obviously had ...
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 10:47
#70
wut
pancakes with..
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 17:08
#71
Umm...
...Completely irrelevant sentence that doesn't make sense sauce...
Wed, 12/21/2011 - 22:36
#72
this is not meant to be offensive
... that makes homosexual men with a giant fire breathing dragons that are pregnant with twins and have 3 giant robotic eyes that shoot lasers and farts out the extinct tortodrone come into the room because...
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 20:51
#73
...the mewkat had performed
...the mewkat had performed the ritual(what dark ritual?)that had caused
Fri, 12/23/2011 - 21:24
#74
I have no idea what's going on...
...Sharks to climb up waterfalls and collect monkey butts...
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:39
#75
what is this I don't even.
...which were entirely useless, so the sharks swam through land to get to...
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 02:13
#76
the mangoes that tasted
the mangoes that tasted horrible that can cause cardiac arrest....
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 10:05
#77
MANGOES!!!
...in all the sharks, so then all the monkey butts...
Mon, 12/26/2011 - 01:25
#78
uh
...the vet got shot because she stole from santa's workshop and the elves started eating her body beacuse...
Mon, 12/26/2011 - 12:05
#79
e_e
...the vet was on the naughty list, so then Santa...
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 01:40
#80
This is haha.
..tortured all the monkeys until he fell down with a cry of..
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 21:21
#81
lol x-mas jokes
sexual interest, which turned Mrs.Claus on, meaning that night...
Fri, 12/30/2011 - 22:38
#82
Wat
Santa got Rule 34'd resulting in...
Sat, 12/31/2011 - 22:34
#83
ultimate death, which
ultimate death, which resulted in...
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 21:47
#84
...the end of the world. Then
...the end of the world. Then Santa came back to life and...
Fri, 01/06/2012 - 22:02
#85
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got a free lunch from that s$$tty Trattoria on Park Slope. He thought it was...
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 07:22
#86
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a burrito wrapped in a burrito which was wrapped in...
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 13:55
#87
Tomato sauce. Santa hates
Tomato sauce. Santa hates tomato sauce so he...
Sat, 01/07/2012 - 13:58
#88
I'm hungry.
...gave the tomato sauce to an elf who was eating spaghetti...
Sun, 01/08/2012 - 01:14
#89
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which took one taste of the sauce, threw it away and it hit...
Tue, 01/10/2012 - 05:27
#90
c=3 coz its the third letter in the alphabet
Ceril because everyone wants him to shut up and...
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 04:35
#91
They decided to play a
They decided to play a childrens card game on motorcycles...
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 04:34
#92
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and they crashed into a tanker which contained...
Sat, 01/14/2012 - 08:49
#93
haha
radioactive pig poop, which did spread a dangerous virus that infected...
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 03:44
#94
next person has an awesome opportunity
the two hamsters and they became...
Wed, 02/29/2012 - 07:08
#95
weird
people who then got kidnaped by heartless because....
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 10:40
#96
people????
they want to eat your poop so that
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 23:58
#97
Really?
they could know what it tastes like. Then, a giant man-eating frog fell out of the air and...
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 04:31
#98
-_-
-_-
Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:03
#99
however, it pooped rainbows
however, it pooped rainbows while falling, causing the townsfolk to...
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 06:42
#100
@_@
pick their noses until...
but the clock was wrong so...