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Hilarious game!

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Sat, 11/12/2011 - 16:36
Tezliov's picture
Tezliov

Hi, I found this funny game on the web. Thought I would post it here. It's very easy. Just pick one line out of every category and put them together and post what sentence you get as your result.

Pick the month you were born:

January ------- I kicked
February ------ I loved
March ---------- I karate chopped
April ------------ I licked
May ------------ I jumped on
June ----------- I smelled
July ------------ I did the Macarena With
August -------- I had lunch with
September ---- I danced with
October ------- I sang to
November ----- I yelled at
December ----- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1 ------- a birdbath
2 ------- a monster
3 ------- a phone
4 ------- a fork
5 ------- a snowman
6 ------- a gangster
7 ------- my mobile phone
8 ------- my dog
9 ------- my best friends' boyfriend
10 ------- my neighbour
11 ------- my science teacher
12 ------- a banana
13 ------- a fireman
14 ------- a stuffed animal
15 ------- a goat
16 ------- a pickle
17 ------- your mom
18 ------- a spoon
19 ------- a smurf
20 ------- a baseball bat
21 ------- a ninja
22 ------- Chuck Norris
23 ------- a noodle
24 ------- a squirrel
25 ------- a football player
26 ------- my sister
27 ------- my brother
28 ------- an iPod
29 ------- a surfer
30 ------- a homeless guy
31 ------- a llama

Pick the last number of the year you were born:

1 --------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8 ---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White --------- because I'm cool like that
Black --------- because that's how I roll.
Pink ----------- because I'm NOT crazy.
Red ----------- because the voices told me to.
Blue ----------- because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green --------- because I think I need some serious help.
Purple --------- because I'm AWESOME!
Gray ---------- because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow --------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------- because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown --------- because I can.
Other ---------- because I'm a Ninja!
None ---------- because I can't control myself!

I'll go first!

> I licked a gangster in my car because i'm sexy and do what I want.

Please keep it clean and don't spam. Thanks!

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 17:02
#1
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Littlerbit
I had lunch with a birdbath

I had lunch with a birdbath in line at the bank because I'm sexy and do what I want.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 20:19
#2
Kogoya
I ran over a homeless guy on

I ran over a homeless guy on your car because I'm cool like that.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 20:44
#3
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Thimol
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Blue ----------- because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Being that blue is my favorite color, this couldn't possibly be coincidence.

I karate chopped my science teach in my car because Big Bird said to and he's my leader/because the voices told me to.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 21:01
#4
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Echo
Interesting

I sang to chucknorris under your bed because I'm sexy and do what I want. O.o

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 22:44
#5
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Lunatic-Ai
Yep, sounds like me.

I jumped on a noodle sliding down a hill because I can't control myself!

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 07:44
#6
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Miqueas
i did the macarena with my

i did the macarena with my science teacher in your bathroom because im sexy and i do what i want................. 0.o?

Sun, 11/13/2011 - 09:36
#7
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Lemonadium
I yelled at Chuck Norris

I yelled at Chuck Norris because the voices told me to.

._. What?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 11:07
#8
Asterixgr
mine

I had lunch with a llama In line at the bank because I can.

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 22:40
#9
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Jambay
May 29 8 Other

I jumped on a surfer at the dinner table because I'm a ninja!!!

Fri, 11/18/2011 - 11:08
#10
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Varja
'__'

I danced with a Ninja in an elevator because that's how i roll.

/derp

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 10:59
#11
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Jmsa
yes>:) now i have found out

yes>:) now i have found out ALL of your birthdays! Muaaa ha ha

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 12:51
#12
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Redlawlsy
I jumped on an Ipod at the

I jumped on an Ipod at the dinner table because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader. O_O

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 13:29
#13
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Aekuryi
Yay!

I loved a monster in an elevator because I'm AWESOME!

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