-How do you feel like when you die?
-Explain
How do you feel like when you die and fall to the COLD HARD FLOOR?
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 14:01
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:02
#2
My thoguhts
/dies
Shiitkai! Just you wait, I will hammer you into the ground. I can solo this stage easy peasy, so as soon as I get up, you will fall.
/Dies a second time
...this is just getting ridiculous.
Consecutive times:
OH COME ON! THAT RETRODE WAS NOWHERE NEAR ME!
WTF DID THAT ROCKET COME FROM!?
So many enemies, I may have to crank it up a notch.
Ow, I'm so glad that this is all virtual.
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:24
#3
I say...
$#%&$%&@#$%&#$%@&#$%@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need a better %$&# shield!!
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:25
#4
hmmmmm?
interesting
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:37
#5
So much rage. I think I could
So much rage. I think I could make rage-cake and solve world hunger.
Anywho, I don't particularly care about dying in my typical 4 person party. I look forward to when I get revived and have that brief invincibility to mash attack some enemies for a second or two.
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:38
#6
Busts out therapist clipboard and pulls up a chair by Grievos...
Now, why do you think this makes you feel that way?
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:55
#7
"Greavers. Bastards of the
"Greavers. Bastards of the sky. I hate them so much."
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 16:08
#8
Depends on the circumstances.
My usual thoughts are:
Killed by Slime/Beast: "I wish the Demo set had Piercing Defense"
Killed by Devilite: "Y U NO ACKNOWLEDGE MY BLOCK FFS!?!?!"
Killed by Greaver: "I can never work out when those bloody things are going to actually attack."
Killed by Fire/Shock when I have a pill but can't use it due to the DoT: "HEAL GODDAMNIT!!! HEAL!!!"
Backed into a corner by dozens of critters during a 3rd arena section: "I only I'd had a bit more time to charge my Blast Bomb..."
Killed by anything else: "well feck"
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 16:26
#9
nothing
cause I'm dead so I can't feel anything. Had I been beat and left to feel it...
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 16:28
#10
As I fall I think...
Ouch.
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 17:25
#11
Depends on the circumstances
Depends on the circumstances in which I die:
- Fiends = Goddammit, I hate fiends! I need to invest in a shadow set. >: I've never gone through a T3 fiend level without dying. I need to practice more.
- FSC = Fffff, I r dumb. The slags move like snails! How the heck did I not dodge/shield in time? Unless it's lag, then I'm just resigned to it.
- Arena 3rd stage = I wish I had my bombs. Or if I die because people knock mobs around, then I cuss them out in my head.
- Anywhere else = I need to improve myself.
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 17:52
#12
THE FIRES OF HELL
My reaction:
WHY YOU SON OF @#$%! THE FIRES OF HELL HAVE NO FURY LIKE MINE!
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 18:40
#13
Usually one these
Usually one these reactions:
1) Ugh, I got careless.
2) That was dumb.
3) That wasn't worth it.
4) Garbage collector for the loss.
5) ******* devilites!
6) ******* healer!
7) ******* rocket puppy!
8) I shouldn't have health revived those guys.
9) Well, I am under geared and have the wrong equipment on...
And rarely:
10) Oh come on! You have got to be kidding me! (when fighting Roarmulus and they won't shoot each other.)
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 20:39
#14
Being trapped by a Trojan
Being trapped by a Trojan while soloing - FFFFFUUUU STUPID CHEAP BS CAN'T FRICKING SHEILD BUMP THEM RAWRGHAGAHAAHHHHGGGG.(Of course, this was before I knew it was possible to push them away from you.)
Being killed by fiends - Stupid, cheap fiends that are fast and bs and mumble mumble grumble.....
Being killed by a slime - I feel depressed with myself....
Gang up by mecha knights - oh come on......
Tele lagged into my death - Frickin lag....
I died stupidly in my group - I'm sorry, I"m sorry, I'm sorry.....
I'm waiting for the day when a friend or a guildmate gets me killed somehow and then after they rev me, I"ll get in front of their knight and say the words, " I'm gonna punch you in the face...." in very furious fashion....Like in this vid! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTvXgOmbmw
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:47
#15
It's like..
1. Hey, what happened to my shield? o_O
Dark City usually, all others lay dead on the floor and all those overtimers take turns to throw things at me so I can't really find an opening to start hitting them.
2. OH MY GODS THIS MECHA'S ARM GREW TWICE AS LONG
3. Oh, come on! I wasn't even NEAR that swing! [this is blaming latency when I just didn't shield when I was supposed to]
Arenas, usually chasing a mecha, then another comes from the bottom of the screen and swings at me (or at a team mate I happen to run across)
4. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [Insert rage comic here]
Generic reaction after a stupid action that resulted in my death.
5. Why did I resurrect that noob again?
And Again, resulting me going from full health to 2 pips just before those Alphas spawned
6. I hate others' Leviathan charges.
Yes, really. Especially when they shove a Lumber mid-attack on my face.
7. I really need to get a skolver set for all those freeze strata.
Freeze-trapped and broken shield = icy death.
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:55
#16
Occasions.
"I blame the lag. It's always the lag. Even when it's not."
"I really thought I could have gotten one more hit in..."
"WHY ARE THE POLYPS SPAWNING WHILE THE ALPHAS ARE STILL RUNNING AROUND AHHHH"
"Damned jelly spike."
"I love dancing in spike traps!"
"Shield broken, frozen, and a polyp slooowly shooting at me. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crapohcrapohcrapohcrapNOOOOOOOO"
"SHUT UP! I'll revive you when it's a good idea to do so! ...never mind, I died while typing."
And, one time in the last room of Firestorm Citadel... Last one standing (well, more accurately, I resurrected myself), and I backed myself into the corner. The Trojan charged. The second Trojan also charged. Oh, and the third Trojan charged at the same time, too. I typed out "lol Trojans". Then I died.
$%^&
#$%^&*(*&^%$$#@#$#$%^$#%$$#
#$%^%$%^%$#@$%^%$#$%^$#@$%%^%#$%^&&^#@#$@@$%^&*(*&^%^%^%^&^$#@$%
PAIN! I WILL EAT YOU! GET BACK OVER HERE AND FACE ME LIKE YOU AREN'T THE GREMLIN YOU ARE! IMMA HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR GRANDCUBBIES WILL FEEL IT. YEA YOU JUST WAIT TIL I GET UP THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING!
FONG! I WILL FONG YOU! PAIN! LOTS OF PAIN!
At which point my husband's giggling starts to get contagious.