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If I were a Gremlin...

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Mon, 11/14/2011 - 14:14
Thinslayer's picture
Thinslayer

If I were a gremlin, I'd be equipped with a Thwack Hammer, Wrench Wand, gremlin bombs, and the gremlin shield. I would wear a cloak and hood like a mender. I would fight against the Crimson Order.

If I were a gremlin, I would construct love puppies in every place gun puppies could be found. I would activate every mecha knight and mecha turret in the clockworks and open every energy gate. I would open up the Shadow Lairs for knights to venture therein. I would live in Emberlight, and defend it against King Tinkinzar and his Crimson Order. If I could be found and caught, I would provide free unbinds and free triple max UVs. I would be the mighty mender.

What would you do if you were a Gremlin?

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 14:27
#1
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Hide in a hole

And hug the first person who digs me out ><

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 14:27
#2
Beans's picture
Beans
Female gremlins.

Female gremlins.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 14:41
#3
Kitty-Softpaws's picture
Kitty-Softpaws
*Gremlin laugh*

*Gremlin laugh*

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 14:42
#4
Kitty-Softpaws's picture
Kitty-Softpaws
Actually yeah, If I were a

Actually yeah, If I were a Gremlin I'd spam my laugh all daaayyy!!! <3

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:14
#5
Juances's picture
Juances
Or jump into a fire trap

Blow myself up.
I don't want to be a clone of everyone else or let knights hit me,burn me, shock me, shoot me to steal my crowns while a mender revives as if I were some sort of zombie, nor I want to live in Emberlight only to watch a monitor that never changes.
Maybe, I could try to sell UVs and unbind rich guys stuff to get some money, but Haven has no food, no drinks (only a fountain filled with snipe crap) no toilets(!), no friends or women, no nothing. All I would do would be watch those crazy little guys kill eachother at the Krogmos' Colliseum.

What a boring life.

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 18:46
#6
Twiddle's picture
Twiddle
I'd be a healer, only a

I'd be a healer, only a healer who can dance like a gunslinger and be almost impossible to hit. I'd annoy everyone running though the clockworks until I die and someone steals my crowns...

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 18:49
#7
Protobender's picture
Protobender
If I were a gremlin . . .

I wouldn't be fighting the knights who want to go further down.
I'd be protecting the rest of the planet by sacrificing my life to fighting the swarm down in the shadow lairs.

Remember, if the Swarm escapes, everyone is doomed . . .

Mon, 11/14/2011 - 18:51
#8
Axonio's picture
Axonio
I would become the hero

I would become the hero Cradle deserves, but not the one it needs right now. They'll hunt me because I can take it. Because I'm not their hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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