A lot of nobody has recently asked me how to make good videos on Youtube. This guide will show you how! (Be careful this is a long read.)

Pre-Step 1) You should be an egotistical man-child that uses his wage to only buy CE.
Pre-Step 2) You should be a furfag.
Pre-Step 3) You should use a webcam.
Pre-Step 4) You should be slizzard.
Pre-Step 5) You should have written more than 5 Sonic the Hedgehog fanfics and made more than 10 fan characters.
Pre-Step 6) Use Windows Movie Maker. Forever.

Step 1) Begin and end your video like this.
Step 2) The best song to use for any video is "[Tart] I'm like Goku" from Souljia Boy.
Step 3) Add black rectangles underneath your videos so it will be widescreen.
Step 4) Make sure to show your custom cursor and anime background.
Step 5) People who provide constructive criticism on your videos are TROLLS! EFFF DA HATERS
Step 6) Reference Family Guy, Farting, Pie, Cake, Memes, and your hate of older siblings as much as possible.
Step 7) YOU ARE DAVID LYNCH