Funniest/Most Clever Knight Names
lun, 11/14/2011 - 20:06
The only one I can remember was a knight running around with the phrase "Iguessmynamewontfi" above it.
Turns out they were right.
Share other interesting knight names you've seen.
lun, 11/14/2011 - 20:27
#2
Zelda
Dirt is the best name i remember atm
made me laugh when i saw it 1st and still makes me grin
ther ought to be other names, but i dont recall them..mustve seen them too rarely
mar, 11/15/2011 - 16:04
#3
Ctrl-Alt-Defeat
Pizzashark
Bi
Ctrl-Alt-Defeat
Pizzashark
Bieberfever
Bowlbasaur
mar, 11/15/2011 - 17:56
#4
Bieberfever? Bieberfever?!
Bieberfever? Bieberfever?! There's actually someone running around with that name? I don't know whether I should be amused or horrified...
Wonder if they meant it ironically or not.
I saw a Debianlinux in Haven. Manballs is on my friend's list. U-Mad-Bro was hilarious.
mar, 11/15/2011 - 18:13
#5
Woooooooo. My account & IGN
Woooooooo. My account & IGN are both my real names lol.
mar, 11/15/2011 - 18:26
#6
hmmm, below are the names
hmmm, below are the names that caught my attention(they may not be accurate but the meaning is important):
1. I-lag-a-lot
2. I-am-trolling-you
3. Sick ( I dont know why but always imagine a person with mental disorders playing the game [ no offence ] )
4. GuildName: For Mother Russia
...
Will add when remember other ones.
mar, 11/15/2011 - 19:30
#7
Mine
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Just sayin'.
mar, 11/15/2011 - 19:53
#8
Seahunter
Seahunter
mar, 11/15/2011 - 19:57
#9
Don't tell the monkey I'm living in here.
There are many creative names in haven. The one that stands out the most however, is not one I have seen in Spiral Knights but in several other games. He/she is called “thegame”
mar, 11/15/2011 - 20:02
#10
Hm..
Urmom
Steam-Curd
Derp
mar, 11/15/2011 - 21:32
#11
my name?!!
i think mine is funny lol!
mar, 11/15/2011 - 21:36
#12
I saw a guy named Donkeyhaute
I saw a guy named Donkeyhaute earlier and found that amusing.
For the ignorant, that's a play on Don Quixote.
mar, 11/15/2011 - 21:36
#13
And as expected, majority of
And as expected, majority of the answers are typical LOLSORANDOMOMGTROLLU type names.
Man.
U-Mad-Bro was hilarious.
I mean really, why?! Why is it hilarious?! It's not even a joke! It's an old meme, if that, repeatedly regurgitated by 14 year olds! You might as well name your character "Ur-Mom".
Why don't people understand this?!
aaaaaa
mar, 11/15/2011 - 22:06
#14
Wakimikosuika is the clear
Wakimikosuika is the clear winner for me.
Honorable mention goes to the one time I saw two people with variants of "my name was taken" as their name talking to each other.
mar, 11/15/2011 - 22:18
#15
I own the name "Rare"
I own the name "Rare", does that count?
mer, 11/16/2011 - 01:16
#16
@Tlachtli Only if your other
@Tlachtli Only if your other two knights are named "Medium" and "Well-Done"
mer, 11/16/2011 - 01:59
#17
@Nicoya-Kitty
Sadly no. On
@Nicoya-Kitty
Sadly no. On this account they're Tlachtli (main) and Psycho-Mantis. I like the idea though :P
mer, 11/16/2011 - 04:28
#18
I saw a knight named
I saw a knight named Steamypileofpoo
I also have "Edgar-Allan-Pwnage" on an alternate account.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 04:38
#19
Yeah, aside from a player
Yeah, aside from a player being called "thegame" I instantly lost once I saw a GUILD with the name "The Game" xD
mer, 11/16/2011 - 05:25
#20
I'll throw my hat in the ring
Most people find DrWhoCares funny. Others simply use it against me.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 05:28
#21
Not in Spiral Knights, but...
I was playing Battlefield 3 & one of my Teammates was called "The_JEWsual_Suspect." I couldn't stop laughing.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 05:39
#22
@_@
4. GuildName: For Mother Russia
Hey! That's my guild. lol
I created that guild and this's cool name. It's russian guild ;D
mer, 11/16/2011 - 07:29
#23
Aecarus - because he was
Aecarus - because he was aiming for Icarus - instead he puts the old greek style AE in front by accident (like Aether) and made it even more distinguishable by accident.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 08:34
#24
Waystupid. That name is so intimidating. :v
Also Twowhitechocolate. Makes me hungry.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 08:35
#25
Moduspwnens.
Definitely the
Moduspwnens.
Definitely the most clever name I've seen yet.
Knightrogen is a close second.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 09:47
#26
@Jygantic: Well, I used to go
@Jygantic: Well, I used to go by Icarus in the CB, and actually still have the name saved on a (nonetheless important) alt. The "Ae" was implemented for the mere sake of pronunciation - but if it weren't for you, I most likely would not have stumbled across the correlation with "Aether" yet. ;)
@Loest: "Moduspwnens" is definitely a winner. xD
The name mentioned in the OP is funny, too. Though, I still think "Pizzashark" has yet to meet its match.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 11:30
#27
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"Urmomonsteroids" made me chuckle.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 11:35
#28
Bieberfever
Boswicks-bush
Las
Bieberfever
Boswicks-bush
Laserbanned
mer, 11/16/2011 - 12:28
#29
Funny
The winner: Omgdoublerainbow
Pleasepickanewname
Roronoa-Zoro
Shizfest
Vanadukke
Thrillzbarbiegurl
Exploding
mer, 11/16/2011 - 12:29
#30
I always mistook Sigmega for
I always mistook Sigmega for Smegma on first glance.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 12:48
#31
Just saw "Wifewithknife"
Just saw "Wifewithknife" hanging around at the AH.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 13:49
#32
had a guy named smellmypoo in
had a guy named smellmypoo in my old guild O.o
mer, 11/16/2011 - 14:45
#33
I think mine is pretty funny.
I think mine is pretty funny. Its actually my real name. Parker Mealey
mer, 11/16/2011 - 15:15
#34
I mean really, why?! Why is
I mean really, why?! Why is it hilarious?! It's not even a joke! It's an old meme, if that, repeatedly regurgitated by 14 year olds! You might as well name your character "Ur-Mom".
Why don't people understand this?!
Nah, I don't find the name inherently funny, but the guy who had it was the noobest of noobs, so it was funny in a painfully ironic kinda way. I should've said that, but I also thought the name was funny in the same way Bieberfever is--it's so stupid that I couldn't believe anyone picked it.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 15:06
#35
Lame for me, I don't really
Lame for me, I don't really see names that are so interesting in-game.
Moduspwnens is pretty good; the alt better be named Modustrollens for good measure.
Knightrogen sounds pretty neat too. Now its making me think I should try to come up with some punny names...
mer, 11/16/2011 - 16:20
#36
I saw some guy from wayy back
I saw some guy from wayy back (Beta days) with the name "Blackjesus". :D
mer, 11/16/2011 - 18:01
#37
mine :P
I'd like to add mine haha and I've seen a few others but can't remember right now. I'll postem if I do :D.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 18:02
#38
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mer, 11/16/2011 - 19:01
#39
I saw a George-Costanza
I saw a George-Costanza yesterday.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 19:15
#40
PUNS
Sir-Pent
Sir-Prise
Sir-Cus
Sir-Ch
(Serpent, Surprise, Circus, Search)
mer, 11/16/2011 - 19:18
#41
So
I'm one of those people who'd like to think they've done cleverly themselves.
Someone did once comment ingame, though (slightly ironically while I was doing a fair amount of typo'ing). http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z121/Mazzelh/Incoherra-herren-herrant...
Oh, and I suppose it had an extra layer of fitting while I had to tell every PUG: "Sorry about the 3s, my k3yboard is brok3n."
mer, 11/16/2011 - 19:41
#42
a few more
hm..
yoilookgayson
analsexman
and this pair made me laugh: "tevinh" and "tevinhsbro"
mer, 11/16/2011 - 19:41
#43
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I've seen a few names in my time, but not in Spiral Knights. One that always makes me giggle is "Pig Benis" from Dead Frontier.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 20:35
#44
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I just saw "Fiddlesticksmcgee" and "Burnthemprisons".
lawl
mer, 11/16/2011 - 20:41
#45
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Potatowns - Quite funny actually
Nuckingfuts - Cmon, tell me you didn't at least get amused
Llamalarry - ...I can't exactly explain this...
mer, 11/16/2011 - 20:49
#46
Funny is ... well, funny
I like lots of the names I have seen out there. You guys are fun with yer wacky handles.
I make new ones all the time just for self entertainment. My special lady friend and I were standing around and joking recently. She said something about "The Landstander", so I made a toon called that becouse we were laughing so hard.
I love MMOs. SK is fun.
mer, 11/16/2011 - 21:16
#47
I've always liked:
melodramatic
lol
mer, 11/16/2011 - 21:48
#48
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@Oakgear/Sir-Cazm Sir-Render (Surrender), Sir-Plus (Surplus), have you seen AQWorlds ? O_o?
Well, I've seen Krogmo, Vanaduck, Snorblax, Tincanzar, Krunch, Oakgear (Yeah I like the name :P), Cognoir, Clocker, Tick-Tochualpa, Kross-Fyre, Rawrmulus, Viseroy (would be good wearing Silvermail and Royal Jelly Crown), Hector-Prime (Transformers thing goin on), and Locker. I tried on Sirsteel first, then Heavy-Duty cuz of teh swords and shieldz :D But then I got Gyrome and Kross-Fyre :/ (noob accounts for other stuff like fast weps (Gyr) and guns (Kross)) Bah then came Loadouts. Oh well.
ven, 11/18/2011 - 07:47
#49
My name is shadowki
I Was picking random names off the top of my head and chose the name shadowki. What I didn't realize is that my name actually sounds like shadow key (item used to open shadow lair locks). After I found out Iaughed real hard.
-Ian Guevarra(shadowki)
ven, 11/18/2011 - 08:46
#50
lol i saw a guy named:
lol i saw a guy named: "if-u-read-this" and his guild was "ur a nub" IT MADE ME TROLOLOLOLOLOL
Ps: another funny name is my real name, why? because im Miqueas Adrian Diaz ( M.A.D.) /trololololololololololololollo
Biznasty-AKA Myself.
Love the tell.
/t Myself... U MAD BRO?