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Fri, 11/18/2011 - 03:56
Jambay's picture
Jambay

Okay, since my other forum wasn't so successful, I thought this one would get a couple more posts than usual. This is a game, or more of a waste-your-time-hobby, where someone posts a joke question and the next knight makes the punchline (it can be creative or simple, but only one person can answer that joke!) and adds a new joke question. I'll start:

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'
(Remember: when you post, you must post a punchline AND another joke question!)

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 11:06
#1
Jmsa's picture
Jmsa
ice-cream!

ice-cream!

he wanted ice-cream

yeah i dont get it either

and the joke: knock knock?

(im outta here)

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 12:46
#2
Littlerbit's picture
Littlerbit
Who's there?

Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I want peanuts instead.

What's big, yellow, and eats rocks?

Sat, 11/19/2011 - 17:21
#3
Jambay's picture
Jambay
antijoke

A: Homer Simpson.

Next Joke: What did Oprah say to the big, yellow rock-eating thing?

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 13:21
#4
Littlerbit's picture
Littlerbit
Meh

Hello!

What did the art robber say in court as his defense?

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 14:33
#5
Varja's picture
Varja
Derrp

A: It wasn't breaking and entering! the door was open, so it's just entering.

What do you call 4 blondes ear to ear?

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 18:20
#6
Miqueas's picture
Miqueas
you call them for their

you call them for their names

Why the next guy posting will be LAME? ( by people not anwering this i have killed this thread)

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 18:48
#7
Jim-Dale's picture
Jim-Dale
Jim Dale is immune to

Jim Dale is immune to lameness.

Sun, 11/20/2011 - 23:44
#8
Jambay's picture
Jambay
Answer: Because Miqueas is a

Answer: Because Miqueas is a prick!

Next Joke: Why does JK hate vending machines so much?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 05:31
#9
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
Because he doesn't how to use

Because he doesn't how to use them.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Wed, 11/23/2011 - 23:31
#10
Jambay's picture
Jambay
WHO WHO WHO WHO-WHO!

A: Who knows?!

Next Joke: Who let the dogs out?

Thu, 11/24/2011 - 00:17
#11
Bigfootm's picture
Bigfootm
What Dark Ritual?

A: Boswick.

Q: Boswick?

Thu, 11/24/2011 - 08:43
#12
Kentard's picture
Kentard
You can't be serious.

A: He died of cancer.

Q: What did the (insert stereotype A here) say to the (insert stereotype B here)?

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