How many ways can we kill a turkey?
1) I grab it by a leg and smash it against a wall.
Kill the Turkey
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 18:06
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 20:03
#2
Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin.
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 22:02
#3
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Sarah Palin.
God, how cruel can you be?
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 08:45
#4
Jim, that's inhumane!!!
Also, I recommend Chinese stir fry.
Yes, that's a way of killing animals now.
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 12:02
#5
;__;
make it watch Yogi Bear (the live action movie). it will just kill itself.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 22:17
#6
well....
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(34) Boil 'em
(35) Mash 'em
(36) Stick 'em in a stew
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 12:38
#7
(37) Eat it alive lol.
(37) Eat it alive lol.
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 19:50
#8
(38)
(38) FUS RO DAH! (thenk pick the turkey up wherever it ended up.)
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 00:55
#9
Hehe.
I can add many more ways by adding 4 words, "while holding a sandwich"
39) Grab it by a leg and smash it against a wall while holding a sandwich
40) Shoot it while holding a sandwich
41) Stab it while holding a sandwich
42) Stick a bomb in it while holding a sandwich
43) Cut its head off while holding a sandwich
44) Boil it alive while holding a sandwich
45) Put it on fire while holding a sandwich
46) Drown it while holding a sandwich
47) Wring its neck while holding a sandwich
48) Drop a rock on it while holding a sandwich
49) Drop a computer on it while holding a sandwich
50) Drop a TV on it while holding a sandwich
51) Drop a printer on it while holding a sandwich
52) Cut it into pieces while holding a sandwich
53) Blow it up with a grenade while holding a sandwich
54) Run it over with a train while holding a sandwich
55) Run it over with a car while holding a sandwich
56) Run it over with a motorcycle while holding a sandwich
57) Run it over with a bicycle while holding a sandwich
58) Engage it in conversation with boswick while holding a sandwich
So on and so forth.
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 00:55
#10
Hehe.
I can add many more ways by adding 4 words, "while holding a sandwich"
39) Grab it by a leg and smash it against a wall while holding a sandwich
40) Shoot it while holding a sandwich
41) Stab it while holding a sandwich
42) Stick a bomb in it while holding a sandwich
43) Cut its head off while holding a sandwich
44) Boil it alive while holding a sandwich
45) Put it on fire while holding a sandwich
46) Drown it while holding a sandwich
47) Wring its neck while holding a sandwich
48) Drop a rock on it while holding a sandwich
49) Drop a computer on it while holding a sandwich
50) Drop a TV on it while holding a sandwich
51) Drop a printer on it while holding a sandwich
52) Cut it into pieces while holding a sandwich
53) Blow it up with a grenade while holding a sandwich
54) Run it over with a train while holding a sandwich
55) Run it over with a car while holding a sandwich
56) Run it over with a motorcycle while holding a sandwich
57) Run it over with a bicycle while holding a sandwich
58) Engage it in conversation with boswick while holding a sandwich
So on and so forth.
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 00:56
#11
Hehe.
I can add many more ways by adding 4 words, "while holding a sandwich"
39) Grab it by a leg and smash it against a wall while holding a sandwich
40) Shoot it while holding a sandwich
41) Stab it while holding a sandwich
42) Stick a bomb in it while holding a sandwich
43) Cut its head off while holding a sandwich
44) Boil it alive while holding a sandwich
45) Put it on fire while holding a sandwich
46) Drown it while holding a sandwich
47) Wring its neck while holding a sandwich
48) Drop a rock on it while holding a sandwich
49) Drop a computer on it while holding a sandwich
50) Drop a TV on it while holding a sandwich
51) Drop a printer on it while holding a sandwich
52) Cut it into pieces while holding a sandwich
53) Blow it up with a grenade while holding a sandwich
54) Run it over with a train while holding a sandwich
55) Run it over with a car while holding a sandwich
56) Run it over with a motorcycle while holding a sandwich
57) Run it over with a bicycle while holding a sandwich
58) Engage it in conversation with boswick while holding a sandwich
So on and so forth.
DANGIT! I hate triple post.
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 03:23
#12
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59) Get a sodium rod, put it in some bread, feed it to the Turkey = Watch the fireworks
60) Give it lag.
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:17
#13
Anyone sane enough to kill a
Anyone sane enough to kill a turkey with a dread venom striker?
Sat, 12/24/2011 - 01:23
#14
62 kill it with a callahan
63
62 kill it with a callahan
63 kill it with a iron slug
64 kill it with a sentenza
65 kill it with a blitz needle
66 kill it with a mega magnus
67 kill it with a magnus
68 kill it with a blackhawk
69 kill it with a silversix
70 kill it with a antigua
71 kill it with a strike needle
72 kill it with a needle shot
Note-didn't involve plague needle, since i'd want to eat it afterwards.
Sun, 12/25/2011 - 16:29
#15
A few..
73)Kill it with a Volcanic Pepperbox. Cooked and edible!
74)Hang it with a noose.
75)Decapatate it.
Mon, 12/26/2011 - 11:40
#16
76)choke it with a CRAPload
76)choke it with a CRAPload of sandwiches made of CRAP while holding a sandwich
77) make godofskype1 be in his thread
Mon, 12/26/2011 - 23:24
#17
Boom..
78) Put it in a chamber with Shoop da Whoop (Why u no do this B4?)
79) Launch a nuke at it
80) Make society hate turkeys
81) Put it in a chamber of acid
82) Put it in a chamber of magma
83) Freeze it then explode the iceblock
84) Play Old Man Dies With real guns
85) Make him play Club Penguin (He'll kill himself from boredom and stupidity of the game)
86) Engage him in Lockdown With 100 5* Pro gamers
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 19:45
#18
But, but club Penguin :D
The turkey could be trapped in my garden of rocks and starve.
Wed, 12/28/2011 - 21:51
#19
D:
people are still trying to find ways to kill a turkey? you are all sick people!
Thu, 12/29/2011 - 09:49
#20
@Yupoptarts
We have killed a Love Puppy or Mewkat once in our life. We mercilessly kill the creatures in the Clockworks.
BOT,
Use a retrode lazer to bisect it.
Feed it to the undead.
Curb Stomp it!
2) shoot it
3) stab it
4) stick a bomb in it
5) cut its head off
6) boil it alive
7) put it on fire
8) drown it
9) wring its neck
10) drop a rock on it
11) drop a computer on it
12) drop a TV on it
13) drop a printer on it
14) Cut it into pieces
15) Blow it up with a gernade
16) run it over witha train
17) run it over with a car
18) run it over with a motorcycle
19) run it over with a bicycle
20) engage it in conversation with boswick
and much, much, more!