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Yes (only when I'm showering, any other time would be a true sign of barbarianism).
Do you have fantasies about video game characters?!!??!?
yes gremlin menders are very attractive if thats what you meant by "fantasies"
Do you like blue cheese?
especially in salad dressing
Do you sometimes wish your family would disappear?
no because iknow i would regret it.
Do you ever want Chuck Norris to teach you the FALCON PAUWNCH
No, obviously I would ask boswick.
Do you watch people eating themselves?
Wtf? Eating themselves?
YEAHNO
Do yew has Viruses on yuh computer(s)?
I don't go to those sites with people eating themselves.
Do you play with stuffed animals?
yes i do XD
do you want boswick to be your sensei?
Pffft, who wouldn't.
If given the option, would you kill a child for one million USD? (You won't get caught, or jailed, or anything of that sort)
Why not. I won't get in trouble and it would help with the world's over population problem. I would take their candy too. :D
Do you wish your parents were dead?
aww i can't answer since i already answered the other question T_T
...I'm evil
Do Mad Bomber outfits make my butt look big?
i can see where this is going....AND I DEMAND THEE 2 STOP OR ELSE I WILL WHIP OUT THE HITSTICK!!!!!
Jim Dale is glad to see the Spiral Knights community want their parents dead.
Well, of course it does.
Do you have a serious obsession about an inanimate object?
I love shinny things. Big, shinny knives. Big, shinny knives to kill thy patents with. :D
Do you want to help me kill parents or whip big butts?
Nope, not at all.
*giggles*
*giggles*
*giggles*
*laughs deeply*
Want to play with me?
*giggles more*
If you're talking about toys, then sure, but if you mean the other version, then ... no
Hellz Yeah!!!
*calms down*
no
Do you watch naughty stuff online?
My response: ..............................................
Question: banana or apple?
apple, bannas make me sick
do your parents know you watch naughty stuff on the internet?
Yes, while peeing. What a &%!#ing low life.
btw-*puts a noose around your neck and pulls you in*
Now you have to play.
*throws a ball at you*
WATER POLO!!! :D
Have you ever stolen anything from your parents?
*climbs on my horse and hopes he doesn't drown while I ride him*
*shoots to score*
So um, your parents. Ever stole anything from them?
Nope..
Have you ever stole anything from school (both primary and secondary)?
I stole a blending tool, which costs 80 cents, so i could make better art in my art class...
does that count?
Have you ever herped so much you derped?
herp? derp? idk....
have you ever did naughty things to someone else?
Never.
Did you ever throw something out a window on someone?
Yes, a rock. I found that they had recieved a concussion a day later.
How much virtual crap have you bought with your parents' credit card?
Are my parents watcing this forum?
Have you ever been secretly loving someone that is your friend, and then even imaginate you and him/her in a naughty situation?
No, they aren't my friend.
Have you ever watched your parents in bed?
unfortunately no.
have you ever fantasised about a character from a show about a childrens card game?
Yes I did think Brock was hot from Pokemon
Have you ever pied sitting down on purpose(for guys)
Have you ever pied standing up on purpose(for girls)
I like to sing don't stop believing by journey
Do you ever think what life would be like the oppisite sex.
No.
Have you ever Fantasised about a female character from a show about a school that teaches teenagers about childrens card games?
No?
Have you ever wet the bed as a teen or a adult
Unfortunately, yes.
I invented a Time Machine and went to the future where I was 48.
My future self was sitting on the bed when the Time Machine appeared.
He got so scared and wet the bed he was sitting on.
...
...
Don't you go think I'm lying!!!
'Cus I'm telling the truth!!!
Really!!!
Really
...really...
...*mumble*...
If you were the opposite sex, would you fondle yourself all day?
Where is this conversation heading...?
/buries face in hands.
Somewhere that is really immature, intense and other places where it shouldn't go.
/creepy smile
Btw if you wanted to know where it started to get perved, look at the first comment....
"Do you sleep naked?"
What a way to start a topic....
On topic no I would not like to have sweaty balls I am fine with my boobs
Have you ever tasted you own piss or waste?
No
Have you ever swam naked.... with another naked person....
no!
is this topic going to get better?
So have you ate someone's soul?
A Dragon's Soul...
In Skyrim...
With a Couple of Salt piles...
And sum Chicken...
Ahem...
Have you ever Slam dunked a Soccerball while Jumping through Flaming Hoops of Ice in a Football Field, surrounded by Bears & Jaguars, all wearing Hockey Gear?
nope.
question:
are you a redditor?