A Voracious Venture: Valiant Vorpal Vanaduke Vanquishment

Through the Aeon Games, I will be holding a long-term competition based on PvE (Player versus Enemy) combat: Valiant Vorpal Vanaduke Vanquishment, or V4 for short. (For those of you who may not know, vorpal is a word that was created by the poet Lewis Caroll to describe the deadliness of a sword. ;) )
In short, participants are required to defeat Vanaduke in the shortest amount of time, with the least amount of deaths/damage, and only with swords. The competition will officially begin December 1st, 2011, and will last roughly three weeks, until Christmas Eve (December 24, 2011). Although you are welcome to enter a submission which was recorded somewhere between the posting of this thread and the initiation date (December 1st), please be aware that your submission may become void if certain rules are changed before the initiation date which make it incompatible with this competition.
The winning team will be rewarded with 3,600 CE, which is to be distributed evenly to each party member. There will also be two second/third place prizes of 1,200 CE each, which will be distributed in the same fashion.
If you wish to participate, whether it be alone or in a party, please read and abide by the rules illustrated below. I strongly urge you to make sure that all party members also read the rules. It would be a pity if one member made one tiny mistake and your entire recording went to waste because of it. :(
Please note that the rules are, for the most part, simple reiterations of common sense, and are not meant to be demanding in the least. You may also find the guidelines to be somewhat helpful. If you do not wish to read the rules, than please: do not waste my time, and that of every other competitor, with your submission.
Due to the wordy (nonetheless necessary) nature of the rules, I have compiled a compact checklist for the benefit of all participants.
If you would like to ask me any further questions, please feel free to mail/tell me in-game on Aecarus. :)
Rules:
- Every single participant must read and acknowledge these rules. This is a seemingly redundant precaution to help ensure that you and all of your team mates have read these rules and (hopefully) understand their implications. Again, if you do not wish to read, let alone abide by the rules, than I do not want you competing.
- You, and every member of your party, must not fire a single bullet nor arm a single bomb; that is, the competition is strictly sword-only! This will make things far more interesting and diverse, rather than the cookie-cutter Shivermist and Blitz combo. Although the fastest times I've seen to date do take a fair amount of skill to pull of, I'd like to see some diversity, and other variations of skill. :) In order to enforce this rule, I will require that every Knight cannot carry any weapons but swords at all. (Yes, this means you may need to run the last one or two levels before Vanaduke with only swords as well - unless you invite the other party member right before the Vanaduke level - but this is the only truly satisfactory way to enforce the sword-only rule. Also, to prove this is true, you must inspect each Knight of your party (including yourself) so that the weapon icons can be seen.
- Play fair, and be careful of glitches. Do not use exploits or any other form of cheating the system to defeat Vanaduke faster. If Vanaduke gets stuck (especially on the mask stages), even by accident, you may be asked to start over. If your time is already significantly shorter than that of any other team, such glitches may not be as much of an issue - as, in most cases, you should be able to get Vanaduke un-stuck before the amount of time affected becomes considerably anomalous. I know this may be an inconvenience, but it is one of the few ways to ensure greater fairness for all participants.
- Your recording must be taken as of or after the initiation of this competition. In order to enforce this rule, I am going to require every party member to mention the Aeon Games, in some form or another, before the battle commences. For example, have everyone in your party, including yourself, shout "For the Aeon Games!" before your party steps on to the Party Button. (I believe the appropriate quality for words to be readable is 480p, though a more acceptable quality is one step above to 720p.) However, if the quality of your video is too low to be able to easily make out the words, you may wish to consider mailing me and requesting another method of proving that your recording was done after the competition was initiated.
- Your recording must be genuine and completely unedited. You are not allowed to add comments, transitions, or make any edits whatsoever to your recording. (There is only one exception to this - see Rule #9.) Those of you who have had sufficient experience with video-creation should understand that this basically means taking the raw audio/video (which may be quite large), converting/saving it to a manageable format, and uploading it to YouTube - that's it.
- You must have all SK-genuine sound channels turned on for the entire battle. As a corollary to above: make sure all three of the sound options are turned on full so that I can hear each of them while reviewing your entry. This greatly helps to ensure that nobody cheats by, say, secretly speeding up their video. (Not to mention the eradication of the possible unintentional/unconscious bias that might otherwise be a result of my preference for your music choice. ;) ) If you really want to put music to your video, feel free to upload the same video but with a musical overlay of your preference - this has nothing to do with the competition. You can overlay the genuine sound channels with your own music in any decent video-editing program - just make sure the one you upload for the competition has the genuine sound present, as stated.
- You must upload your recording to YouTube, public or private. If you don't have a YouTube account, feel free to make one or have a friend upload it for you. Please note that if your recording goes over the YouTube time limit, you will need to either verify the YouTube account to have this limit lifted, or aim for a better time. (I will not accept videos split in to parts/segments!) Feel free to upload your recording as private, but just be sure that I am able to view it given the address.
- You must defeat Vanaduke in less than 20 minutes. I, among many others, have done deathless Vanaduke solos in less than 20 minutes. Admittedly, this is much more of a challenge using only swords, however it is, nonetheless, quite possible. If you cannot bring down Vanaduke within this 20-minute time frame, I can guarantee someone is going to beat you. ;)
- You must comply utterly to the Terms of Service for the entirety of your recording. (This should also, be redundant - alas, it is not.) In short, this means no swearing, perverting, harassing, etc, throughout your entire recording. I would rather not publicize such offenses via the Aeon Games, in any sense whatsoever. This brings forth the only exception to editing your recording: if you, for example, get clubbed in the face and accidentally slip a curse word or two, feel free to censor it with a sufficiently small solid-coloured box. However, excessive use of this will result in immediate disqualification of the culprit recording. Please, use common sense: holding back from using fowl words for one battle should not be a very demanding task. :/
Guidelines:
- Please mail me the YouTube URL of your final submission and the in-game names of all Knights in your party. Rewards will be mailed directly the the Knight(s) in the video, whether or not a request is made otherwise. This is to avoid possible future confusion, and to help ensure that those receiving rewards are in fact the appropriate players.
- The timer starts when the lava around the Party Button is extinguished, and stops when Vanaduke hits the ground. I am in charge of timing the submissions, and so you may not feel the need to do so - unless you plan on using the same recording for other reasons.
- Try not to get hit, and more importantly: try not to die. Please keep in mind that while the top priority is to defeat Vanaduke in the least amount of time, immeasurably close submissions may need to be judged (amongst each other) by the least amount of deaths, and possibly even least damage/hits taken. I hope that it does not come to this, but I have an unsettling feeling that it may.
- You are allowed to battle alone, or in a party of 2 to 4 players. Although good teamwork will typically usually outdo good solo ability in this instance, some players may wish to participate alone simply for fun.
- Remember: the reward is divided evenly amongst party members. If you do a solo and win, you get all of the reward CE to yourself. If you battle with a partner and win, you will each receive half of the reward CE. A winning party of 3 Knights means each will receive one third of the reward CE. Finally, a full party of 4 Knights means each will receive one quarter of the reward CE.
- Submissions received after December 24th, 2011, at 11:45 PM (PST) will not be considered. Simply put: I will not accept late entries. You are being given over three weeks, which should be more than enough time to gather a party (if applicable) and take down Vanaduke.
- Consolation may or may not be given out. Depending on the amount of entries, and the quality therein, I may decide to give away consolation prizes to those worthy competitors who have fought with honour (and uniquity). This is to help encourage players to compete regardless of other submissions.
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Challenge accepted.

Wish I saw this earlier. I did a run, everybody had a Blitz Needle, no shivers. Downed him in around 4 min or so, but OFC can't remember who lol.
Edit: Winner. Must.

Impressive as that may be, it breaks the rule of 'must have all 3 musics on and no other music'. Not to mention it was posted on the 25th, before the contest started.

If anything, that run should definitely be the bar. I'd be very sad if there's any run that's accepted as a winner that doesn't outperform this one.
Wanna know what would truly be tough? Blitz-less Vanaduke, not Shiver-less Vanaduke.
^ Definitely true.dual Gun dmg trinkets+blitz needle deals massive damage towards Vana lol
Now, imagine how much damage a team of 4 equipped with the above.

The only reason I could see allowing a weapon that deals the relatively broken charged damage that the Blitz Needle does....
Is because it has "Blitz" in its' name, its supposed to be built for speedruns.
But common sense related...there's a reason why Shiver AND Blitz are part of the cookie cutter vanaduke run.
There should be a prize for a full proto set Vanaduke video lolololol

I'm seeing some good input here! I wanted to restrict Blitz Needle (and it's siblings), though I felt doing such a thing might risk the popularity of this competition. However, looking again through the top runs and the comments posted here, I must say that my fear has disappeared. This competition is supposed to be diverse and fun, above all else. I also plan on giving away more consolation prizes than I would have before, simply for unique runs.
I'm no experienced Vanaduke speed runner and have neither a Shivermist nor a Blitz, so I'm clueless when it comes to these details. I would be sad to see everyone using the cookie cutter weapons, because I'd like to see something different. Consolation prizes will be given, if anything, to those who do something truly unique but still manage to pull of following each rule (including the 20 minute one).
The rules may change slightly for the next few days, but only slightly. If you plan on competing, I suggest doing only practice runs for the next week, sharpening your skills until you capture the perfect recording. I will accept only one submission from each team (and player), so don't bother sending your submission until you know it's your last one - otherwise we'd just be wasting time later on.
That being said, have fun with the even-more-so-new-and-improved restricted weapons rule. :3
Important Update:
I've made some (hopefully) final modifications the competition:
- It has been renamed. Hah.
- It is now sword-only.
- The first-place prize has been slightly lowered.
- There have been two prizes added for second and third place (1,200 CE each).
Expect further slight changes over the next few days, until Thursday. If I decide to make any changes after this date, I will be required by own own moral conduct to hand out sufficient compensation to all afflicted submissions made void due to said modifications.
Best of luck to all competitors. ;)

Just saw your post in my thread. I'll get my other two really good buddies and enter the competition. Ironically enough, we don't even use blitz in our speedruns but all swords/no shiver so this won't be anything new for us haha. In fact, we hate anything shiver/polaris/levi with a burning passion. Not saying they aren't good to some people. Thanks for directing me here Aecarus!

Alright! Please be sure to read through the rules if you have not already done so.
It's a pleasure to see you competing. :)
This is directed at everyone:
I'm going to list the points which I feel may be more over-looked than any other:
- You must mention the phrase "Aeon Games" in your recording at some point, to assure the battle was done within the competition's time period. Hopefully there are no changes to the game within the next 3 weeks which might affect this competition. :x
- You may only use swords throughout the entire battle (even stage 5). Most notably, this means no Shivermist Buster and no Blitz Needle.
- You may not edit the genuine recording. Neither the original video nor the original audio should be altered in any way.
- Your submission will be disqualified if it offends the ToS even in the least. For many of you, this simply means no swearing.

Very interesting lol.
I've always been trying to figure out a way of doing a sword only vanaduke solo. Its really nearly impossible, especially because of phase 5 because you need alot more than one water user. Although imagine 4 people spamming DA....dang, giving away my strats already xD.
@ Josebrocha Um, well Vanaduke hasn't been done but if you search for Proto Twins or Proto Royal Jelly, you will find the only videos of their kind (so far) up and done. =)

@Exileddread: You asked in another thread whether your submission could be uploaded in private or not. This is a very good question, for which the answer is: yes, it may. I'm fairly sure there is a "private" option on YouTube, so feel free to upload it using that and send me the address in private (mail to Aecarus). I will look in to this further.
For everyone, again: I am going to compile a quick and short checklist due to the recent influx of additional (necessary) rules. The most recent being that you need to actually prove that nobody uses guns or bombs, as a Knight who is not the recorded could easily lure Vanaduke out of sight of the recorder and start using a Blitz. Thus, I have added the rule that the recorder must inspect every Knight to show that the only thing everyone has equipped is swords. For those who might complain about needing to run the last one or two levels before Vanaduke with only swords as well: believe me, if you can't finish these two levels with swords-only, you wont be able to beat Vanaduke by the same criteria. ;)
I will post the checklist as soon as I finish it.

This compact checklist has been created for the sole purpose of quickly reviewing imperative traits of a recording, rather than going through the entire set of rules again. Beware that the following are not a substitute for the rules in any way at all. You are still expected to have read and followed the rules.
Compact Checklist:
- Before the battle begins, be sure to inspect each Knight in your party (including yourself) to prove that nobody is carrying any weapons except swords (because all you can use is swords throughout the entire battle).
- Also before the battle begins, be sure to have every party member textually mention the Aeon Games in some (appropriate) fashion.
- Make sure that you have all three sound channels turned on for the entire battle, preferably with no other interfering sounds such as Skype, Vent, etc...
- Make sure that nobody utters anything inappropriate towards the Terms of Service (e.g. no swearing).
- This is less imperative, but: make sure you upload your recording in at least 480p (720p is preferred), so that the text and Knight names are actually legible.

ALLITERATION. ♥
Sorry, I have nothing useful to add (I can't even do Vana reliably with Shiver + Blitz unless I have a good team), just that this title = akljdfs amazing.

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you should make a competition that everyone can join. Not fair for teir 1/2 players. Well, technically they can get invited, but still...

This competition is end-game based. If you cannot compete, you simply cannot compete. There is no factor of "fairness" to any of these Aeon Games, as I am virtually handing out CE as prizes. (Although, I do understand your point of view.) This competition is one of the rare exceptions, because it fit in so well with my schedule and recent influx of spare CE. :)
Rest assured, I plan to hold competitions for all tiers and skill levels in the future. In fact, most of the typical Aeon Games will not be based on tier or equipment at all, but rather factors such as knowledge, participation, and dedication.

Just wanted to let you know our video's ready. We only did four recording sessions and took the best of the four, lol. I'm going to upload it later in the competition, near the end because that's what my group wants me to do.

Looking forward to this :P

I hope so, Rangerwill. I haven't had much word aside from Exileddread himself, so that team may end up winning just by lack of competition. I made the mistake of assuming I wouldn't be so busy during the term end... and thus was unable to appropriately (and sufficiently) advertise this competition. Hopefully Aeon's next competition will be far better advertised, and perhaps much easier to follow. :)
Update:
Full result details will be posted by January 10th, 2012. For now, congratulations go to Exileddread and his team on the amazing time of 1:36 using only Swords to defeat Vanaduke. Not only was this a SK record, it was done using only swords, and perfect execution. Congratulations, once again. :)
Thanks to some advice on Biznasty's part, and a brief Google search for something along the lines of "fastest Vanaduke runs", I have discovered, to my dismay, that most of these past "speed" runs constantly have Shivermist in effect, and are anything but diverse from each other in terms of skill measurement.
That being said, I have added a new rule: no Shivermist Busters (or preceding variants) allowed! >:D This will hopefully diversify things greatly, making them much more interesting than the usual unrestricted speed runs.