Spiral-Child: What's for dinner, Mother?

Spiral-Parent: What we always have at Thanksgiving!

Spiral-Child: Vita-Capsules and Bob Saget again? I will not buy CE for real money now!

Nick: Oh no! Profits are going down! Somebody help!

Jim-Dale: Never fear for I have a new invention!

Spiral-Child: There are unwashed strangers in the house!

Spiral-Parent: Don't worry honey! Mommy will put them out of their misery!

Jim-Dale: I propose Vita-Capsules that heal for less, but heal the entire party!

Nick: Can we change for them?

Jim-Dale: No!

Nick: Thanksgiving is ruined!

Spiral-Parent: Mommy found the mallet!

Spiral-Child: Hooray!

ThanksJesus: Merry Christmas!

After Jim-Dale and Nick were violently crushed to death, a note was found:

Tiered Vita-Capsules:

Heal the same amount as capsules, but are distributed evenly between party members. Found in random drops.