No need for explanations or silly shop e-decorations, here is what's for sale:

Swords:

La piece de resistance - Gran Faust ASI Very High - annihalate in lockdown and arenas, taking offers now

Cold Iron Vanquisher Attack Speed Increase Medium - 390K crowns or 6K ce
Avenger Undead High - 220K crowns or 3.5K ce
Sealed swords with UVs for unbind and a lil extra (gremlin low +100ce, asi low +100ce, gremlin med +150ce, fiend med + 150ce)
Brandish ASI low Construct low
Brandish Fiend Very High

Guns:
Callahan with undead low - 5k ce
needle shot with ctr low for unbind + 200 ce, can craft into strike needle for unbind + 650ce
autogun with fiend low 100ce

Bombs:
Shivermist Buster Charge Time Reduction Low - 330K crowns or 5000 ce
Freezing Atomizer Charge Time Reduction Low - 180K crowns or 2800 ce
Haze Burst Charge Time Reduction Medium - 150K crowns or 2.2K ce (works wonders in PvP)
Haze Bomb Charge Time Reduction Low, Fiend Low - 24K crowns or 400 ce
super blast bomb with slime med, unfortunately it's bound to me so unbind + 150ce or I can craft into the 4* for unbind + 650ce

Shields:
Grey Owlite Shield Curse Maximum, Fire High - 660K crowns or 10k ce
Volcanic Plate Shield Shadow High - 450K crowns or 7000 ce
Heater Shield Shock High - 450K crowns or 7000 ce
Mighty Defender Shock High - 260K crowns or 4K ce
Sinister Skelly Shield Normal Medium - 130K crowns or 2000ce

Costumes:
Gold Rose Regalia set x 2 (must buy set) - 660K crowns or 10Kce
Green Rose Regalia set (must buy set) - 528K crowns or 8K ce

Accessories:
Fancy Goggles - 20K crowns

Prices negotiable.. rarely :)

SOLD:
Polaris Construct Very High - for 9kce