It's the Jelly King's birthday!

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Alertninja's picture
Alertninja

Today is his birthday!Woohoo! What present will you give him.
Id give him a levi blade to the face.Post your gifts here!

Kickthebucket's picture
Kickthebucket
a slice of curse from my gran

a slice of curse from my gran faust

Heavy-Duty's picture
Heavy-Duty
...

Poison Vial, Curse Vial, Fire Vial, Graviton Bomb, and a good ol' swing with my Khorovod for good luck. Oh and some Cake...

Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
A birthday song! HAPPY

A birthday song!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
YOU LIVE IN A ZOO!
YOU SMELL LIKE A JELLY,
AND YOU LOOK LIKE ON TOO!

oh, wait. THat's because you are.

I'll also bring his exwife; the Ice Jelly QUeen. It'll be interesting watching them duke it out in rage mode, spuckeling jellies everywhere.

Alertninja's picture
Alertninja
LOL

I literally laughed out loud necro.

Id also include a vending machine.

Nechrome's picture
Nechrome
"Id also include a vending

"Id also include a vending machine."

THat gives out Jelly Gems. THen a random Knight comes by.

Knight: O looky! A vending machine!
*inserts 1 cr*
*1 JG comes out*
Knight: O.o
*Inserts infinity amount of cr*
*gets infinite amount of JG*

next day at Haven

Knight: Hi Brinks.
Brinks: Hi
Knight: *Hands over infinity amount of JG* gimme everything you got.
Brinks O.o

Anakletos's picture
Anakletos
Jelly Tokens...

For future reference, the tokens the Jelly King drops are quite delicious gummy treats :D
(No joke, check the in-game description)

Also, my Vile Striker has a gift for the JK.

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
LOWL

I'd give him a no-death solo, then crush him when I tell him I was practicing for RT.

A solo with a pretty Charge calibur slash spam, that is. Then some curse vials just for fun.

Tom-Awsm's picture
Tom-Awsm
I got a charged FoV with his

I got a charged FoV with his name on it ^^

Njthug's picture
Njthug
...its not 2day at all...his

...its not 2day at all...his Birthday is in like 2.5 months...no lie lol Jelly King came out around February if I am not mistaken.

Happyapathy's picture
Happyapathy
I made him a jelly desert...

I made him a jelly desert... oh, yeah...

Nicoya-Kitty's picture
Nicoya-Kitty
I think there's only one gift

I think there's only one gift that would be appropriate.

ギガプリン

Myllakka's picture
Myllakka
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That--that video! Cannibalism (self-eating-ism?) should not be that cute. D:

Then again, JK eats the mini jellies to heal himself, so it's perfect for him.

I haven't visited the big jiggly in a while since the big stomper's much less stingy with change. I shall remedy this tomorrow!

Mirei's picture
Mirei
To celebrate I got him a

To celebrate I got him a bunch of status vials (poison, fire, shock iirc) and "perfected" how to solo him in my 3* gear. I also killed some of his haters and ate health capsules in front of his face.

Rubyeclipse's picture
Rubyeclipse
Happy Birthday, Jelly King!

Happy Birthday, Jelly King!

Some people change a lot over a year. You changed more than just about everyone we know. You got more aggressive, and then you backed off a bit. Then you went back to aggressive again. Now you seem to have invested in turret defense systems for your home, in some new need to amp up security with all those robbers breaking and entering to steal your tokens.

Whatever may come in the future, and however else you may change - we still love ya, pal. Stay Jelly.

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Im so jelly of u guys ruby :/

U get to eat your jelly sandwiches in JK palace whenever u want :/

Jelly much...

Fraxur's picture
Fraxur
I would give him a stab in

I would give him a stab in the face using my FoV charge.

Sad-Guy's picture
Sad-Guy
lol

my blizzbrand has a big nice and cold prensent for him....lol

Neozeru's picture
Neozeru
Stabs JK with an

Stabs JK with an Acheron.

Happy birthday. Who wants some jelly-cake?

Softhead's picture
Softhead
HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After an invisible force preventing me from winning, dying, interrupted and bad connection, I finally killed that fat B****** yesterday!!!!

HAH! SO MANY MONTHS WASTED!!!!

Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx
Happy Birthday!

I'm going to send him a CD! May he watch it over and over again!
CD.

Softhead's picture
Softhead
@Rangerwill

He's dead. He can't see your gift.

Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx
WHADAYOUKNOW?

His brother took over. DUH. So he can watch his brother's insides burn away.

Eotal's picture
Eotal
I gave him Eotal tokens. If

I gave him Eotal tokens.
If he defeats me enough times, he'll be able to trade them for a pretty but useless set, and a couple bombs.
Happy Birthday, Royal Jelly!

Softhead's picture
Softhead
OH

Jelly Punch anyone?