HATS!
Yes, you heard me; HATS! The TRUE meaning of gaming!
If anyone has played TF2, then you know how COMPLETELY NECESSARY and ABSOLUTELY VITAL they are for gameplay. Hats are the true core of gaming, and yes; Spiral Knights has the Chapeau's, and the Bombhead Masks, and now the limited-time disguise hats that will be actually worth it when the planets are aligned, but can this really satisfy mans' natural need to hat?
Let the classless update explain it for you!
"Throughout history, men have worn hats as a way of showing how much better they are than other men. “I buy hats,” a behatted man seems to say. “I am better than you!”
In wartime, hats were a useful way of conferring rank, and ensuring that casualties were confined to the lower classes (hence the famous command of “Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads” at the Battle of Bunker Hill by William Prescott, a general renowned for only shooting enemy combatants who were poor). During peacetime, hats have been instrumental for men to let the non-hatted know just who is wearing the hat around here."
Clearly, hats are a staple to everyday life. Spiral Knights is incomplete without these proper elements of hattery. Instead of cramming weapons and jars of piss together to make hats, we could use our crowns to buy hats! Or perhaps craft our own hats using special hat recipes! They will benefit the economy greatly, and are a great thing for players who have nothing else to craft to work on! Who wouldn't want their adorable little knight to wear an astounding hat? I demand more Ghastly Gibus'!
Myself and my guild; Hat Simulator all agree that hats should indeed become a staple part of the Spiral Knights world. Who needs new content, or new bosses? Just add hats to the game! Hats must spread their influence of fine fabrics/textures and other rich/pixels materials throughout all of gaming!
Therefore, let this become the official Spiral Knights Hats thread!
Bomb.
Head.
Masks.